Braving the snow, the ice, the fog, alien abduction and other justified reasons…. I am very happy to report that those that did make up the attendees for “The Last Wigan Munch” had an absolutely fabulous night.
On arrival, it soon became apparent there were even higher risks for those that did attend, namely “The Smoking Area / Entrance” and the depraved ladies that hung around this area, preying on the unsuspecting and innocent males that had no choice but to pass in order to gain entrance.
However, once suitably inspected, groped, fondled, snogged, flashed at, and molested (slightly), the ladies did then allow entrance to the registration desk where badges of office were handed out, some further fondling and snogging was required and then into the inner sanctum or magical wonderland called “The Wigan Munch”. (BTW, I kept going back to the smoking / entrance area to check if it was still happening at various times throughout the evening :lol: ).
To those that have never been to “The Wigan Munch” before, this particular Munch has always had a reputation for being the best munch in the land, and in my humble opinion, rightly so…. This (in no small part), is down to the dedication of a small number of people and a large amount of time given by the organisational team headed by NWC (who I am proud to call friends).:thumbup:
To those that have never attended a munch at all…. You don’t know what you have missed !!!
To those that booked and didn’t make it, for whatever reasons….. you missed a bloody brilliant night !!!!
Admittedly, the munch numbers were a little down, but not to the extent that it really made any difference to the enjoyment factor, that was visually apparent. In fact, a plus was that wherever you sat you always had an excellent view (usually of Sara’s arse as she bent over a table :eeek: – but I digress).
On doing my rounds (Oh… and thank you ladies for checking out if I dressed as a true Kilt wearer – last count was 16 cold hands on my bits :shock
, everyone said that the atmosphere was as always, really really good, some even said better as there was room to dance, move, socialise, etc.The bar staff were on form as usual and suitable thanks was given to them :cheers:. The Disco played a variety of music (at a decent volume) and related well to the crowd, evident by the number of very scantily clad ladies (and some of the men) busting their best moves on the dance floor.
I for one had the best time ever, and the company I was with only enhanced a truly memorable evening / experience. There are always too many people to “name check” and there is a risk of forgetting someone – so I will just say, It was lovely to meet new faces and reacquaint with old friends. I do have to mention two who made my evening Funlovincpl & Elleb (two of the sexiest women on the planet – and “YES” to both
).I think I echo the general feeling of sadness expressed by all, when it was reported that this was to be the “Last Wigan Munch” but fully understand the reasoning… At least I am honoured to be able to say “I WAS THERE” (and I have a sneaky feeling that someone will pick up the baton).
To Finalise……. THANK YOU NWC and team, Fecking WELL DONE !!!:bounce:
P.S. I know when reading this that Flirty will be disappointed, but there is only so much a man can do…. hang in there, your still on my list babe… I will get round to you….!
