2 Cocks In 1 Girl At Same Time - What's It Like?

17 May 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
WELL YOU`LL NEVER EXPERIENCE THE FEELING!

i've been telling you that for months, not even if you go and have the operation to change to lady bits bolt

OMW

Are you going all out to impress me tonight as you know I'm alone, in the Midlands, in a hotel room, on my own.... sigh rolleyes

It's working, you're very funny so if you want to make a move, do it now........
.......... I said NOW :twisted:
wink

17 May 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I remember feeling really gay, spurter. i was lying there wondering who would put those curtains with that wallpaper as well as worrying if the quiche was ready

:shock: :shock: :shock:
NOOOOO!!!!!
Bloke, have you been spending too much time with my boy?? confused

Leave him alone, I tell you smackbottom

Fee
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17 May 2006

Quote by LadyFeeBee
I remember feeling really gay, spurter. i was lying there wondering who would put those curtains with that wallpaper as well as worrying if the quiche was ready

:shock: :shock: :shock:
NOOOOO!!!!!
Bloke, have you been spending too much time with my boy?? confused

Leave him alone, I tell you smackbottom

Fee
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YOUR boy? YOUR boy?
"He's my wife now!"
:rascal:

17 May 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
YOUR boy? YOUR boy?
"He's my wife now!"
:rascal:

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
dunno

I can't compete with that.......Bloke, Meaty is all yours...........I hope you have a lovely life together and lots of baby Meaties!!! lol

Fee
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17 May 2006

:shock:

17 May 2006

Quote by LadyFeeBee

YOUR boy? YOUR boy?
"He's my wife now!"
:rascal:

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
dunno

I can't compete with that.......Bloke, Meaty is all yours...........I hope you have a lovely life together and lots of baby Meaties!!! lol

Fee
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oh, i can picture it now..................
hump

17 May 2006

DV was very very enjoyable from my (Mark's) point of view. It was like my own private pono movie that I joined in. I didn't for one second feel gay, either slightly or hugely ;-) Does this mean that guys that watch porn between a man & a woman are slightly gay for enjoying the show?
Front row seats at the show followed by audience participation.. a splendid evening.

17 May 2006

Quote by DeeCee
oh, i can picture it now..................

And you can shut your cake hole... you are first on mine and Meaty's 'all male swinging to do' list...
:rascal:
I SO want to post an annoucement that me and Meaty are loved up but I couldn't..... could I?
:twisted:

17 May 2006

Quote by DeeCee

YOUR boy? YOUR boy?
"He's my wife now!"
:rascal:

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
dunno

I can't compete with that.......Bloke, Meaty is all yours...........I hope you have a lovely life together and lots of baby Meaties!!! lol

Fee
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oh, i can picture it now..................
hump

No,No,No
I'm devoted to my Scottish Ubergoddess, the great and gorgeous Lady Fee worship

you can more than compete with anyone passionkiss

(and bloke aint even in the same league, actually he's not even playing the same game)

17 May 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
No,No,No
I'm devoted to my Scottish Ubergoddess, the great and gorgeous Lady Fee
you can more than compete with anyone (and bloke aint even in the same league, actually he's not even playing the same game)

OK - we could make this work for all of us confused

Meaty, Laird, Bloke & LadyFeeBee
Rearrange the pieces to solve the puzzle :rascal:

17 May 2006

you keeping Laird busy while me and the goddess finally arrange that long weekends jiggyness :thumbup:

17 May 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
OK - we could make this work for all of us
Meaty, Laird, Bloke & LadyFeeBee
Rearrange the pieces to solve the puzzle :rascal:

FB sits back to watch, munching on a hotdog. lol

17 May 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
OK - we could make this work for all of us
Meaty, Laird, Bloke & LadyFeeBee
Rearrange the pieces to solve the puzzle :rascal:

Oh, Oh I like these puzzles :bounce: :bounce:
Laird's answer is Meaty and Bloke....................Laird and Fee dunno

:?
But I'm liking it more as Meaty and Fee..............BLOKE AND LAIRD!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: lol

Fee
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17 May 2006

Then that's agreed - who said meets were difficult to arrange on here? :P
Now, where are we going? dunno

17 May 2006

Can I join in or am I too late?? :P

17 May 2006

you can join our team sarah wink

17 May 2006

Quote by Sarah
Can I join in or am I too late?? :P

No, just in time Sarah :P
Actually - how lovely that the "two cocks into one" thread should end up here :rascal:

17 May 2006

Quote by LadyFeeBee

OK - we could make this work for all of us
Meaty, Laird, Bloke & LadyFeeBee
Rearrange the pieces to solve the puzzle :rascal:

Oh, Oh I like these puzzles :bounce: :bounce:
Laird's answer is Meaty and Bloke....................Laird and Fee dunno

:?
But I'm liking it more as Meaty and Fee..............BLOKE AND LAIRD!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: lol

Fee
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Looks like it's you and I Bloke.......can you hang on until the footy's finished??
I'm being all manly tonight!! wink

17 May 2006

Quote by LadyFeeBee

OK - we could make this work for all of us
Meaty, Laird, Bloke & LadyFeeBee
Rearrange the pieces to solve the puzzle :rascal:

Oh, Oh I like these puzzles :bounce: :bounce:
Laird's answer is Meaty and Bloke....................Laird and Fee dunno

:?
But I'm liking it more as Meaty and Fee..............BLOKE AND LAIRD!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: lol

Just tell Laird to lay off the drink before he goes with Bloke :lol:

17 May 2006

Ooooo - this gets better :shock:
Laird & Mr FC - welcome to my bum fuck fest.... :twisted:

17 May 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
Ooooo - this gets better :shock:
Laird & Mr FC - welcome to my bum fuck fest.... :twisted:

Oooohhhh, you smooth talker you. What happened to all the foreplay then eh??

17 May 2006

Quote by the_Laird
Ooooo - this gets better :shock:
Laird & Mr FC - welcome to my bum fuck fest.... :twisted:

Oooohhhh, you smooth talker you. What happened to all the foreplay then eh??
Foreplay? I've been watching a programme on the tele about the police on Sheffield - they should DEFINATELY do a calendar... I'm practically on the edge already.. :twisted:
Will you settle for straight sex? dunno

17 May 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
Will you settle for straight sex?

:shock: :shock: How we gonna manage that then Blokey????

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

17 May 2006

bringing the lube with me :P

17 May 2006

Quote by the_Laird

Will you settle for straight sex?

:shock: :shock: How we gonna manage that then Blokey????

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I have wig, stockings innocent

and pretty blouse and know how to use them :rascal:

17 May 2006

Quote by Bloke2005

Will you settle for straight sex?

:shock: :shock: How we gonna manage that then Blokey????

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I have wig, stockings innocent

and pretty blouse and know how to use them :rascal:
But do you have those come to bed eyes????? cool

17 May 2006

Quote by MrFC
But do you have those come to bed eyes?????

Yes, but you won't be able to see them with your face in the pillow :shock:
lol

17 May 2006

Doned me wig and blouse.........how do I look ???

17 May 2006

Quote by MrFC

Will you settle for straight sex?

:shock: :shock: How we gonna manage that then Blokey????

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I have wig, stockings innocent

and pretty blouse and know how to use them :rascal:
But do you have those come to bed eyes????? cool

Not sure MrFC but MR Bloke has a HUGE cock if the pics are to be believed.......... :whistling:

17 May 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
But do you have those come to bed eyes?????

Yes, but you won't be able to see them with your face in the pillow :shock:
lol

:giggle::giggle:
Fee
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