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21 Cool Rules to Live by

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I liked an awful lot of these smile
1) Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2) Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
3) Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
4) When you say, "I love you," mean it.
5) When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
6) Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7) Believe in love at first sight.
8) Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
9) Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
10) In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.
11) Don't judge people by their relatives.
12) Talk slowly but think quickly.
13) When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
14) Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15) Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
16) When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
17) Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.
18) Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship..
19) When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
20) Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
21) Spend some time alone.
Angel chat, I am in love, so much sense
many thanx
Gilbert
tears in eyes
Quote by Angel Chat
I liked an awful lot of these smile
19) When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

I tried too but the booking to play the forum tonight was legally binding !!
I've already used my best material.....and I've no idea what to use for my second line !!
Angel - you beaut! Boy could we all do with a dose of this.
I'm copying it and gonna study it.
Some lovely stuff there, but not sure about number 6. We got married in less time than that! :shock:
Love struck teenagers then, but still hanging after 23 years :inlove:
Tracy-Jayne & Jon
Quote by RedHot
Some lovely stuff there, but not sure about number 6. We got married in less time than that! :shock:

That's beautiful - then go straight to number 7, which I'm sure you've already seen.
Quote by Angel Chat
I liked an awful lot of these smile
1) Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
Then watch as they take advantage
2) Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
Cos you sure to hell won`t be getting anymore sex
3) Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
Everyone else is already doing all that for you
4) When you say, "I love you," mean it.
Then when the shit hits the fan, you can claim it was their fault
5) When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
It better not to see the fist coming
6) Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
It should give you time to wean the baby first
7) Believe in love at first sight.
Gives you an excuse to keep looking
8) Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
Laugh at the way they dress instead
9) Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
You`ll be 104 before you know it
10) In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.
There is plenty of time for that behind thier backs
11) Don't judge people by their relatives.
You`ll have plenty of relatives to do that for you
12) Talk slowly but think quickly.
But please don`t dribble
13) When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
You`ll still be buggered when they answer
14) Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
So don`t bother
15) Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
And hope that you haven`t offended their religion
16) When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
and make sure you bring everyone down with you so they learn too
17) Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.
Once thats dealt with, go on to S, `screw em all`
18) Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship..
Just break thier legs instead
19) When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
Before anyone notices, then pretend you were right all along
20) Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
Alternatively, don`t pick up the phone, they will probably want money
21) Spend some time alone.
Take the above advice, that should be easy biggrin

Sorry Angel, couldn`t resist! :twisted: :P
Venusxxx
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Some lovely stuff there, but not sure about number 6. We got married in less time than that! :shock:

That's beautiful - then go straight to number 7, which I'm sure you've already seen.
Yes we have seen it. He claims it was love at first sight for him, but personally I think it was my ample bosum that did it really lol
However, I took a little longer - about a week I think wink :lol:
T-J
Well I got married for a bet but we got divorced. I did marry him again though - even though I found out ON MY WEDDING DAY!!! that he'd been with this trollop off our street. Men rolleyes I love him though, and I can totally twist him round my little finger so its not all bad
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13) When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" .

I'll have to remember this one the next time my boss asks "Why are you late?"
Don't suppose it would work tho
Dave_Notts
some good ones there shame more people dont apply them in everyday life