see a really hot girl walking down the street and you say to yourself "I wonder if she'll do my wife!"
bottle of liquor in your house has a big sticker with your membership number or couple name on it.
are running out of excuses to tell your baby-sitter why you come home at 4am on Sat nights/Sunday morning and have a Freshly F*cked look.
closet is filled with 5" high heeled shoes... and you have more lingerie than most department stores.
close an email to your sister with Bi Bi
go to Jamaica once a year and "Hedo" means something to you.
are running out of reasons to tell your "normal" friends why you can't go out with them
work, when someone tells of a risqué adventure, most are shocked or stunned and you say "Cool!
of a sudden.. you have friends in Minnesota, Utah, West Virginia, and New Mexico.
are sending out online Christmas cards to people with names like: dareustwo, wifewetandbi, and xoticcouple
nightstand drawer is full of bar napkins with couples names and phone numbers.
of your pictures are from different hotel rooms and in quite a few you have a convention wristband on.
only know couples by their first names and e-mail addresses.
spend more time grooming your privates than most porn stars.
make plans to meet a "normal" couple at a nice restaurant, and realize you have absolutely nothing you can wear.
both turn your head to watch the hot woman walking down the street!
never open the garage door until you're in the car with the doors closed.
the gym shower you're the only one with shaved balls
how to explain to the neighbors why 10 couples show up on a Saturday night carrying over night bags,blankets, pillows and don't leave until early Sunday afternoon.
kids and the baby-sitter ask why mommy already has her coat on when she comes out of the bedroom every Saturday night.
going to a strip club with your guy friends, instead of your wife, seems like a ridiculous waste of time and money.
come home with that "there's something about Mary" hairstyle.
have a lot of friends all over the world.
traveling somewhere on business or to visit relatives you look up couples in the area.
to yourself at the office when your coworkers tell you how wonderful their weekend was...If they only knew!!!!
lmao @ this
