30,000th member has arrived!

20 Nov 2005

Now, my idle thought was along the lines of speculating as to whether they'll be male or female, know what they're getting into, get awarded a voucher entitling them to a free shag with anyone they choose? dunno

You know..................erm...................sort of late night idle speculation innocent

How shall we welcome them? :undecided:
Bombard them with PMs? :twisted: :twisted:
Wait and see if they post and then overwhelm them with loving replies to it? :giggle:
:rascal: :rascal: bolt

20 Nov 2005

Wow .... Thought for a minute you were saying you'd had your 30,000th member !!! wink

Saddle sore or what !!!! smile

20 Nov 2005

Can I rejoin,I want the voucher :twisted:

20 Nov 2005

Somehow Pebbles..... I think you'd be in demand enough without the voucher..... but if you insist..... I'm accepting Tesco's shopping vouchers lol

20 Nov 2005

Quote by Wild n Sensual

Somehow Pebbles..... I think you'd be in demand enough without the voucher..... but if you insist..... I'm accepting Tesco's shopping vouchers

Noooooooooooooooo Gotta be special "SH" free shag voucher or I'll sulk :lol:

20 Nov 2005

Quote by Wild n Sensual
Wow .... Thought for a minute you were saying you'd had your 30,000th member !!!
Saddle sore or what !!!!

Oooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock:
What do you take me for, some kind of tart? innocent

:wink: :wink:

20 Nov 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Wow .... Thought for a minute you were saying you'd had your 30,000th member !!!
Saddle sore or what !!!!

Oooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock:
What do you take me for, some kind of tart? innocent

:wink: :wink:
Surely not ES i heard somewhere you was more of a slut lol

20 Nov 2005

Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN

Somehow Pebbles..... I think you'd be in demand enough without the voucher..... but if you insist..... I'm accepting Tesco's shopping vouchers

Noooooooooooooooo Gotta be special "SH" free shag voucher or I'll sulk :lol:
I knew that Arts & Crafts course would come in handy......just need some scissors and I'll have one knocked up in no time biggrin

20 Nov 2005

Quote by Wild n Sensual

Somehow Pebbles..... I think you'd be in demand enough without the voucher..... but if you insist..... I'm accepting Tesco's shopping vouchers

Noooooooooooooooo Gotta be special "SH" free shag voucher or I'll sulk :lol:
I knew that Arts & Crafts course would come in handy......just need some scissors and I'll have one knocked up in no time biggrin

As long as it has the special "ES" seal of approval,it was his idea...

20 Nov 2005

My crystal ball tells me it will be a single person who is 22 and has a penis attached. This person will expect immediately to hear the sound of knickers falling to the floor all over the country on the basis of this information alone.
Then he'll bugger off because despite his saint-like patience all the silly women turned out to be frigid having not shagged him on day one.

20 Nov 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
My crystal ball tells me it will be a single person who is 22 and has a penis attached. This person will expect immediately to hear the sound of knickers falling to the floor all over the country on the basis of this information alone.
Then he'll bugger off because despite his saint-like patience all the silly women turned out to be frigid having not shagged him on day one.

Nooooooooooooo Its mine Ice all mine!
Wheres the delete and rejoin button confused

20 Nov 2005

Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
As long as it has the special "ES" seal of approval,it was his idea...

Um......will a bum print do? :undecided:
It's very individual :rascal:
bolt

20 Nov 2005

Quote by EagerSlut

As long as it has the special "ES" seal of approval,it was his idea...

Um......will a bum print do? :undecided:
It's very individual :rascal:
bolt

Awww I at least expected pink and spangly sad

20 Nov 2005

Can let him have the spangly bits from my arts & crafts box...... then we have our Voucher smile

20 Nov 2005

Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Awww I at least expected pink and spangly

I put them in the treasure chest in Aladdin's Cave thread!
passionkiss

20 Nov 2005

Quote by Wild n Sensual
Can let him have the spangly bits from my arts & crafts box...... then we have our Voucher

Ooooooooooh! I'm interested :bounce: :bounce:
:rascal:

20 Nov 2005

Quote by EagerSlut

Awww I at least expected pink and spangly

I put them in the treasure chest in Aladdin's Cave thread!
passionkiss

Oh yes,better find something I can put in to get them out on loan.........
Will a lilac thong with "kinky boots" on it do confused

20 Nov 2005

Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN

Awww I at least expected pink and spangly

I put them in the treasure chest in Aladdin's Cave thread!
passionkiss

Oh yes,better find something I can put in to get them out on loan.........
Will a lilac thong with "kinky boots" on it do confused

Pebbles FFS!

:smackbottom:
Silly question isn't it, as you already know the answer? wink

:lol:

20 Nov 2005

Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN

Awww I at least expected pink and spangly

I put them in the treasure chest in Aladdin's Cave thread!
passionkiss

Oh yes,better find something I can put in to get them out on loan.........
Will a lilac thong with "kinky boots" on it do confused

FFS now i've got to find the thread,do the swap,delete my username,re register and by then I'll have missed the chance :cry:
I only wanted the voucher :(

20 Nov 2005

That'll be a "yes" then Pebbles .... methinks !!

20 Nov 2005

Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Nooooooooooooo Its mine Ice all mine!
Wheres the delete and rejoin button

So your new username will be "Fog on the Tyne" then. biggrin

OK it's not funny, but at silly o'clock after a long hard day it's the best I can do ;)

20 Nov 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Nooooooooooooo Its mine Ice all mine!
Wheres the delete and rejoin button

So your new username will be "Fog on the Tyne" then. biggrin

OK it's not funny, but at silly o'clock after a long hard day it's the best I can do ;)
Probably be what the person I choose to use my voucher on would be wishing to see me through at and i quote "silly o'clock" :giggle:

20 Nov 2005

MY GOD...... IS THAT THE TIME ALREADY ???? surprised

20 Nov 2005

Quote by Wild n Sensual
MY GOD...... IS THAT THE TIME ALREADY ????

Yes so dont shout you'll wake the kids

20 Nov 2005

Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
MY GOD...... IS THAT THE TIME ALREADY ????

Yes so dont shout you'll wake the kids
No kids here thankfully, but lowering my tone now as the neighbours are banging on the wall

20 Nov 2005

Quote by Wild n Sensual
MY GOD...... IS THAT THE TIME ALREADY ????

Time seems to have a way of ceasing to have any real meaning once you get in here, doesn't it? :shock: :shock: :shock:
wink

:wink:

20 Nov 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
MY GOD...... IS THAT THE TIME ALREADY ????

Time seems to have a way of ceasing to have any real meaning once you get in here, doesn't it? :shock: :shock: :shock:
wink

:wink:
That's cos we took the old server clock with us.
bolt

20 Nov 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
MY GOD...... IS THAT THE TIME ALREADY ????

Time seems to have a way of ceasing to have any real meaning once you get in here, doesn't it? :shock: :shock: :shock:
wink

:wink:
That's cos we took the old server clock with us.
bolt

Naughty!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
lol

:lol:

20 Nov 2005

Good Night all :thumbup: :thumbup:

20 Nov 2005

'Bout time for me to head off too,sorry if I hijacked ES just dont forget....
THE VOUCHER IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!