4 FREE tickets for the Sex Maniacs' Ball up for grabs...

16 Jul 2004

Mother Theresa said it was here.......ah here's "The Tongue".........

16 Jul 2004

"I would"

16 Jul 2004

mmmmmmm I think I have died & gone to heaven coz that REALLY is mal609's arse as his avatar wink

16 Jul 2004

GOD....my ball aches after all this surfing

16 Jul 2004

Sister Mary couldn't wait to recieve her copy of bitch vicars monthly biggrin

16 Jul 2004

Fuckin sesame seeds!!!..............right where's that pray for the day page.

16 Jul 2004

"Fuck that other Heaven! Just let me into Swinging Heaven!"
I won't be able to go to the SMB but have enjoyed the competition.
LC

17 Jul 2004

two entries, if that's allowed, the first with deepest apologies ............
"the edinburgh crawl had left judy rather worse for wear, but news of another munch soon perked her up."
"god, this site's getting to be a habit!"
neil x x x x

17 Jul 2004

Now that schools out, Jags has more time to de-activate the Twats, Twits, Tossers and Turds (tm Jags), "Fuckity Fuck, all these slaps, it's getting to be rather a habit". :jagsatwork:
ps. I don't want any tickets as we can't make the ball, but couldn't resist the comment, besides I'll probably get de-activated now! :scared:
ccr xxxx bolt

17 Jul 2004

"Everyone needs dick be it teacher, senator or nun. - "Hmmm, never a truer word spoken.... Especially when all these men in the photo ads seem to have 10 inches or more!!!!"

17 Jul 2004

TwistedSister checks her latest pm

17 Jul 2004

"Davej took his Julie Andrews character very seriously indeed, for the online SH Masquerade Ball"
Sadly I can't make the SMB, but wanted to have a bash at this

17 Jul 2004

"Mmmm I wonder if he's going to the sex maniacs ball" :angel:

17 Jul 2004

"oooh sod god! i need some pussy!"
love peppsxxxx

17 Jul 2004

Hmmmmm! A button in each hand! lip lickingly good!

17 Jul 2004

Goddamn pubic hairs! I must ask the Mother Superior to shave next time...

17 Jul 2004

"Sister Margaret makes a last minute bid for the multi-headed squirmy rooter with attachable bells and whistles..."

18 Jul 2004

The webcam's up and running Father, now how the hell do I up the resolution?

18 Jul 2004

Hmm, how about "young at heart 80 yo seeks elderly gentlemen (preferably with own church) for wheelchair fun"............................ :twisted:

18 Jul 2004

it's a bad habit but who givea a f**k he said

18 Jul 2004

MrFC your body is like a spanner, it makes my balls tighten and ache.
TS

18 Jul 2004

Oh My, just look at the size of that, this is such a dirty habit ive got!!

18 Jul 2004

Mother superior hadn't been THIS excited since the body of the Christ had been against her tongue!

18 Jul 2004

"If I click the mouse there I wonder if I can increase the size of this cock piccy"

19 Jul 2004

WBB waits in anticipation about ordering her new Rabbit.

19 Jul 2004

This Swinging Heaven website is a bad habit I've gotten into.....
LoL, sorry, it's the best I could come up with..... wink

19 Jul 2004

Mmmmm, Vatican69 is online again. After our last cyber session I was really poped!
Mike.

20 Jul 2004

Oh this Smack the Military Man is so addictive - just one more go ..... I will set a record this time, for sure.

21 Jul 2004

That bloody pope, I can still taste him now and he promised he would wipe first after having my back door !
Ah well he cannot be trusted, back to the nunnery and Sister Tomgue for me, I know where I stand (or lie) with her, and she tastes better than him !
:shock: :shock: :shock: surprised

:o :o

21 Jul 2004

"I know Mother Superior said that Heaven would be a swinging place, but this Swinging Heaven looks a far better deal for someone with my little habit ........."