I hope the springs can take it xx
whats the most you have been winessed or attended in a bed .................................
mine is 8 .....
whats yours xx
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Sex God
I don't know - I lost count. (Blushes and runs away).
However it only took 3 to break my spare bed - and I wasn't even involved!
However it only took 3 to break my spare bed - and I wasn't even involved!
Sex God
actually in/on the bed, i think it was 6. if you count the various bodies littering the floor and furniture in the rest of the room, i think it jumps to about 14 :twisted:
Quote by Kaznkev
Bed four,
billard table,i think about 12,but i was kinda busy to do a headcount.
did they pot the pink or go for the brown and was someone on hand with white gloves to polish any dirty balls???
sorry someone was going to say it so i figured it may as well be me
Dont you know my rule leathered, you cant go for the brown on the first date!
And yes you might as well have got in first, nothing worse than sloppy seconds :twisted:
errmmm bearing in mind what your original post was i think you will find twelths would be worse :lol:
Sex God
This is one of those threads that can oh so easily decend into cock flexing of the highest order. Before you know it folks have reverted to playground tactics of 'my dad is tougher than your dad' and then the fight breaks out!
Needless to say... I've been a very naughty girl and it would be very very rude of me to spill my guts on the open forum, because clearly, I win.
Simples.
:smug:
By the way, are there rules to this? Does it count if they leave the room and come back? Or do they all have to be different people? Can it be different people coming and going? (so to speak ;) ) Does it have to be on a bed, specifically? How many people can you fit into a mini? Do you have to have been involved? Does watching count at all? Does it count if it's watching porn? Do the people watching things with you count? Does the fact you know people are 'at it' in another room in club count? Does attending a club count? What about club registers of the numbers there at any one point in the night? Can I count the staff? What about that one couple that has a barney mid way through the night and then storms off out of the club without actually having got undressed? Or the porn that plays beside the people in the club while the real people are 'at it' on the bed? But then that brings me back to the bed question and whether other general furniture and fittings count? What about standing up? Or on the floor? Light fittings? Jumping off wardrobes? How about on the snooker tables or in the jaquzzi (even thought it's not allowed! :lol: )?
Needless to say... I've been a very naughty girl and it would be very very rude of me to spill my guts on the open forum, because clearly, I win.
Simples.
:smug:
By the way, are there rules to this? Does it count if they leave the room and come back? Or do they all have to be different people? Can it be different people coming and going? (so to speak ;) ) Does it have to be on a bed, specifically? How many people can you fit into a mini? Do you have to have been involved? Does watching count at all? Does it count if it's watching porn? Do the people watching things with you count? Does the fact you know people are 'at it' in another room in club count? Does attending a club count? What about club registers of the numbers there at any one point in the night? Can I count the staff? What about that one couple that has a barney mid way through the night and then storms off out of the club without actually having got undressed? Or the porn that plays beside the people in the club while the real people are 'at it' on the bed? But then that brings me back to the bed question and whether other general furniture and fittings count? What about standing up? Or on the floor? Light fittings? Jumping off wardrobes? How about on the snooker tables or in the jaquzzi (even thought it's not allowed! :lol: )?
Quote by little gem
This is one of those threads that can oh so easily decend into cock flexing of the highest order. Before you know it folks have reverted to playground tactics of 'my dad is tougher than your dad' and then the fight breaks out!
Needless to say... I've been a very naughty girl and it would be very very rude of me to spill my guts on the open forum, because clearly, I win.
Simples.
:smug:
By the way, are there rules to this? Does it count if they leave the room and come back? Or do they all have to be different people? Can it be different people coming and going? (so to speak ;) ) Does it have to be on a bed, specifically? How many people can you fit into a mini? Do you have to have been involved? Does watching count at all? Does it count if it's watching porn? Do the people watching things with you count? Does the fact you know people are 'at it' in another room in club count? Does attending a club count? What about club registers of the numbers there at any one point in the night? Can I count the staff? What about that one couple that has a barney mid way through the night and then storms off out of the club without actually having got undressed? Or the porn that plays beside the people in the club while the real people are 'at it' on the bed? But then that brings me back to the bed question and whether other general furniture and fittings count? What about standing up? Or on the floor? Light fittings? Jumping off wardrobes? How about on the snooker tables or in the jaquzzi (even thought it's not allowed! :lol: )?
It's a poser. I think rule #1 should be
eople have to be in physical contact with you simultaneously for them to count as being one person during that particular act. Rule #2 people simultaneously in physical contact with someone who is in physical contact with you count as either one half, or one quarter of a whole person, depending on the nature of the touching.
Rule #3 people in simultaneous physical contact with people in physical contact with those who are in physical contact with you have no numerical value, unless they are holding photographic equipment, in which case they count as .6 of a person. This is dependent upon the resolution of the photographic equipment, and subsequent views on redtube.
Rule #4 Coffee breaks, toilet breaks, take a breaks, or any other incidents of coitus interruptus render an event at an end.
Rule #5 The use of prosthetics for touching is only allowable* if said prosthetic has been certified by the General Medical Council as "suitable for use in debauched circumstances"
Rule #6 The Simultaneous filling of every bodily orifice and crevice** will attract tie-breaker points, and the Ron Jeremy Silver award for dedication.
*Non-approved prosthetics are not banned from the arena, but neither can they be counted for contact points. This rule was implemented after the notorious incident in the 1969 sexual olympics when the Skegness team fielded a contestant with a 48 inch, double handed flexible forearm.
**This includes armpits, but excludes ears and nasal cavities on safety grounds.
Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Brilliant!Ears are banned on 'Safety Grounds', ROLP! Did you not read the rules? :small-print:
LG. x
Have you not read amendment 5.4 of the 1989 (2nd Edition) Handbook for Sexual Competition Adjudicators, Linespeople, and Judges?
Sigh.
5.4: Following the inquiry into the fire at the Brixton Bukkake international trials, it has been decided that Aural Orifices should remain clear of body parts and fluids at all times. For clarification purposes, the relevant extract of the inquiry is published below.
After thorough examination of the scene by Fire Investigators, it was concluded that the sudden combustion was caused by the vast friction emanating from the event participants. The sparks produced by such frantic, mass wanking set fire to several boxes of tissues which were strategically placed around the room. Unfortunately, the two lady participants from rival teams were wearing blindfolds in order to avoid injuries arising from semen in the eye- a stipulation imposed by the events insurers after a rise in claims in previous years. The ladies were also temporarily deafened by residual semen from the qualifying rounds in their ears, and as such were unable to hear the fire alarms. By the time the safety teams were able to quell the flames with fire extinguishers, both ladies had suffered "Singed minge" syndrome.
Sex God
Is that 6 as stated by the rules Danne?
So, do multiple acts count as one or do you reset the counter for each act?
What counts as an 'act' anyway?
Vaginal, anal, tug-a-tugs, willy wangling, insertion of fingers, armpit snuffling, toe nuzzling, oral (not aural cos that ones banned apparently and we can't be having minge tinge unless it's wanted, then I'd recommend a merkin for that extra added bit of colourful zing!)?
I'm confused. :confused2:
So, do multiple acts count as one or do you reset the counter for each act?
What counts as an 'act' anyway?
Vaginal, anal, tug-a-tugs, willy wangling, insertion of fingers, armpit snuffling, toe nuzzling, oral (not aural cos that ones banned apparently and we can't be having minge tinge unless it's wanted, then I'd recommend a merkin for that extra added bit of colourful zing!)?
I'm confused. :confused2:
Quote by addendum
Random Orbit, by act or omission has never knowingly set fire, nor singed nor toasted the ears of anyone in his physical presence.
He has clearly stated however that he cannot take personal responsibility for 'burning ears' caused as a result of incessant bitching and defaming of the general populous.
Quote by The Lawyer
I would like it noted that my Client, the Honourable Mr Orbit (henceforth referred to as lp) would also never bitch openly, nor defame publicly anyone what dint deserve it. Got That?
Cheers
lp
Sex God
Can I have permission to throw up please?
Sex God
I witnessed 8 but as I wasn't on the bed but took the piccy does that count?
Quote by TheLovelyOne
Enough to break a bed - which made me laugh so much then and now - the creaking was unbelievable then we collapsed onto tens of thousands of pounds worth of treasured guitars. I guess that wasn't the funniest part. Bloody stupid place to keep them I say!
:giggle:
Guitars under the bed? Any sane person would keep their treasures on a wall - and if you have to chain your treasure to a wall, make sure she enjoys it....
Quote by little gem
Is that 6 as stated by the rules Danne?
So, do multiple acts count as one or do you reset the counter for each act?
What counts as an 'act' anyway?
Vaginal, anal, tug-a-tugs, willy wangling, insertion of fingers, armpit snuffling, toe nuzzling, oral (not aural cos that ones banned apparently and we can't be having minge tinge unless it's wanted, then I'd recommend a merkin for that extra added bit of colourful zing!)?
I'm confused. :confused2:
erm .... i havnt read the rules :lol:
Quote by Kaznkev
Do beds next to each other at clubs count,?
Can the adjudication commitee tell me because there may be the need for a recount
Beds, floors, tables, trampolines...s'all good, I believe even cross-border gang banging counts, so long as the simultaneous touching rule is adhered to.
Sex God
I once saw a bed......we've been saving for 2 years now and hope to buy a pillow soon.....small steps we'll get there eventually
Sex God
3, but early days for us, give us time... :twisted:
