Oooh, lets try for some interesting ones...
1. I spent my 20's knickerless.
2. I belonged to an amdram group as a kid- which led to me doing impersonations of Maggie Thatcher, being sawn in half whilst wearing a green leotard, and morris dancing.
3. My hips have a mind of their own- any danceable music comes on and I cannot keep them still.
4. I have a natural talent for flower arranging. Well 'ard flowers, obviously.
5. I spend most of my time acting- if I don't put a front on, I'm so painfully shy that it's impossible to function.
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5 things you don't know about
Sex God
1. I have a morbid fear of tomato ketchup
2. I can read very quickly
3. If I won the lottery I would have singing lessons
4. Despite being able to swim, I cannot dive in
5. I'm a bit anal about books - I abhor lending books; other people just do not look after them properly.
2. I can read very quickly
3. If I won the lottery I would have singing lessons
4. Despite being able to swim, I cannot dive in
5. I'm a bit anal about books - I abhor lending books; other people just do not look after them properly.
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
1. I have a morbid fear of tomato ketchup
2. I can read very quickly
3. If I won the lottery I would have singing lessons
4. Despite being able to swim, I cannot dive in
5. I'm a bit anal about books - I abhor lending books; other people just do not look after them properly.
You didn't tell me that when I was eating my KFC with ketchup!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
And remind me never to borrow a book from you!
Right... five things about me that you might not know...
1. I have 200+ pairs of shoes.
2. I have no tonsils.
3. I have a security blanket.
4. I can't put mushrooms in my mouth.
5. My toes are never naked. :mrgreen:
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirlie
1. I have a morbid fear of tomato ketchup
2. I can read very quickly
3. If I won the lottery I would have singing lessons
4. Despite being able to swim, I cannot dive in
5. I'm a bit anal about books - I abhor lending books; other people just do not look after them properly.
You didn't tell me that when I was eating my KFC with ketchup!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I have learned to deal with it.
As a kid I probably would have had to sit at the next table.
Sex God
Good... can you fix my typo please?! :giggle:
*twitches*
*twitches*
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Good... can you fix my typo please?! :giggle:
*twitches*
CDO better now?! :giggle:
1) only approx 8 people know my real first name besides my family (and not all of them do). An if anyone tells other peeps I go ballistic! I know Im in trouble if my mother calls me by it 
:? :?
2) I was held up by two lads with a shot gun my first day in a new job.
3) Ive been a volunteer and community activist for thirty years plus.
4) I have hugged a tree in the middle of a forest blindfolded.
5) My ex husband thinks I tried to poison him :dry:
:? :? 2) I was held up by two lads with a shot gun my first day in a new job.
3) Ive been a volunteer and community activist for thirty years plus.
4) I have hugged a tree in the middle of a forest blindfolded.
5) My ex husband thinks I tried to poison him :dry:
1. I would swap my kids for a jaffa cake
2. I abhor bananas
3. I hate cold, set custard
4. The worst thing in my entire universe would be to be made to eat a dessert made of the above 2 ingredients - a northern dish called manchester tart...pastry case, layer of jam, chopped banana the cold custard on top, set so it has a skin on :shock: :eeek: :insertvomitemoticonhere:
5. I love pointy spike heeled shoes
2. I abhor bananas
3. I hate cold, set custard
4. The worst thing in my entire universe would be to be made to eat a dessert made of the above 2 ingredients - a northern dish called manchester tart...pastry case, layer of jam, chopped banana the cold custard on top, set so it has a skin on :shock: :eeek: :insertvomitemoticonhere:
5. I love pointy spike heeled shoes
1. I am grade 8 in violin and piano
2. I'm currently studying for a degree in ancient history and archaeology
3. I'm pretty morbid, so I'm aiming for a career in forensic anthropology. and not because of that series 'bones' with david boreanaz in it xD
4. I can cross both my eyes separately (gross
)
5. aged 6 I was in the top 2% for intelligence in the country. what happened?
2. I'm currently studying for a degree in ancient history and archaeology
3. I'm pretty morbid, so I'm aiming for a career in forensic anthropology. and not because of that series 'bones' with david boreanaz in it xD
4. I can cross both my eyes separately (gross
)5. aged 6 I was in the top 2% for intelligence in the country. what happened?
Sex God
1. I hate "sheep behaviour" in humans and animals 
2. I dont like snakes :scared:
3. Age 14 I was told I would never walk again
4. I actually enjoy being an oddball weird person with strange ways and mad motives :grin:
5. No one other than me is allowed to cook in my kitchen and I dont own a microwave
6. I am allergic to wasp stings, wax and plasters :shock:
7. I collect cherished teddies, fridge magnets (which are not to be touched) and postcards
8. I am massively self critical of myself and all things I do
9. I passed all but 1 of my GCSE's with flying colours 1 month after I gave birth to my son despite a poorly breastfed baby, a paternity battle and very little help :uhoh:
10. I dont do fluffy and girly much but I adore my fluffy girl dog :inlove:
Oops more than 5
2. I dont like snakes :scared:
3. Age 14 I was told I would never walk again
4. I actually enjoy being an oddball weird person with strange ways and mad motives :grin:
5. No one other than me is allowed to cook in my kitchen and I dont own a microwave
6. I am allergic to wasp stings, wax and plasters :shock:
7. I collect cherished teddies, fridge magnets (which are not to be touched) and postcards
8. I am massively self critical of myself and all things I do
9. I passed all but 1 of my GCSE's with flying colours 1 month after I gave birth to my son despite a poorly breastfed baby, a paternity battle and very little help :uhoh:
10. I dont do fluffy and girly much but I adore my fluffy girl dog :inlove:
Oops more than 5
Sex God
Quote by TanKinky
1. I hate "sheep behaviour" in humans and animals
2. I dont like snakes :scared:
3. Age 14 I was told I would never walk again
4. I actually enjoy being an oddball weird person with strange ways and mad motives :grin:
5. No one other than me is allowed to cook in my kitchen and I dont own a microwave
6. I am allergic to wasp stings, wax and plasters :shock:
7. I collect cherished teddies, fridge magnets (which are not to be touched) and postcards
8. I am massively self critical of myself and all things I do
9. I passed all but 1 of my GCSE's with flying colours 1 month after I gave birth to my son despite a poorly breastfed baby, a paternity battle and very little help :uhoh:
10. I dont do fluffy and girly much but I adore my fluffy girl dog :inlove:
Oops more than 5
Can I add a number six to my list?
6. I have friends that amaze and inspire me.
Sexlightened
1. I dont like tomatoes
2. I dont have a gall badder
3. I had an ingrowing hair on my bottom which got to the size of a tennis ball within 24 hours and had to be removed :shock:
4. I broke both my legs in scooter accident
5. I dont like to be woken in the morning (wake me if you dare)
2. I dont have a gall badder
3. I had an ingrowing hair on my bottom which got to the size of a tennis ball within 24 hours and had to be removed :shock:
4. I broke both my legs in scooter accident
5. I dont like to be woken in the morning (wake me if you dare)
1. I have been pregnant 9 times but (only) have 5 children - all boys. :shock:
2. I have 9 piercings although 5 of those are in my ears.
3. I failed my driving test 7 times but I think I am one of the best drivers I know.
4. I had my first orgasm at 11 years and lost my virginity at 14 but only had my first orgasm during sex at 19 with my (now) husband. :inlove:
5. I am more comfortable in my own skin now than I ever have been and I'm quite loking forward to being 40 next month. :happy:
2. I have 9 piercings although 5 of those are in my ears.
3. I failed my driving test 7 times but I think I am one of the best drivers I know.
4. I had my first orgasm at 11 years and lost my virginity at 14 but only had my first orgasm during sex at 19 with my (now) husband. :inlove:
5. I am more comfortable in my own skin now than I ever have been and I'm quite loking forward to being 40 next month. :happy:
1. I failed my driving test 3 times before passing on my forth!.
2. I've spent four days in hospital with tonsilitus!!
3. I can't let my little girls walk past me without me scouting for "visitors" nits....
4. I love medical programs and am fasinated by pregnancy and birth.
5. I have a very girlie job.
2. I've spent four days in hospital with tonsilitus!!
3. I can't let my little girls walk past me without me scouting for "visitors" nits....
4. I love medical programs and am fasinated by pregnancy and birth.
5. I have a very girlie job.
Sex God
1: I didn't get a medal when I swam my first length at school - our year was the first year not to get them GRRRRRRR.
2: I can't swim to the bottom of the pool - too much blubber I think.
3: I have a PGD (almost a Masters) in Forensic Science.
4: I did #3 for fun.
5: My previous dentist was Judi Dench's nephew. (Simon, lovely chap.)
Number 5 is the nearest I have got to a celebrity life-style - and as near as I want to get.
2: I can't swim to the bottom of the pool - too much blubber I think.
3: I have a PGD (almost a Masters) in Forensic Science.
4: I did #3 for fun.
5: My previous dentist was Judi Dench's nephew. (Simon, lovely chap.)
Number 5 is the nearest I have got to a celebrity life-style - and as near as I want to get.
1. I have a very real fear of water, although I can now deal with swimming. It's taken me 25 years to say I'm "comfortable" being in water.
2. I have the worst mp3 collection known to mankind :giggle:
3. I never suffered from nerves until I a) got married and b) when it comes to swinging, at which point I go to hell in a hand basket and suffer terribly.
4. I read voraciously, I can't relax if there is nothing to read around me; books, newspapers, magazines, internet, instruction manuals etc.
5. I relate everything in my life to a song. I can recall years, events, etc by remembering what I was listening too about that time period!
6. I feel very talentless after reading about some forumites ;)
2. I have the worst mp3 collection known to mankind :giggle:
3. I never suffered from nerves until I a) got married and b) when it comes to swinging, at which point I go to hell in a hand basket and suffer terribly.
4. I read voraciously, I can't relax if there is nothing to read around me; books, newspapers, magazines, internet, instruction manuals etc.
5. I relate everything in my life to a song. I can recall years, events, etc by remembering what I was listening too about that time period!
6. I feel very talentless after reading about some forumites ;)
