It has been done b4 no doubt but I thought it was a good post on another site so........
5 things about you people don't know about
1) I have a blood clot on the brain that is inoperable as a result of a car accident. It blocks the flow of 'brain fluid' we all have and as such I have a drain going from my head into a vein in my kneck.
2) I also got run over by a nurse, broke my leg and the nurse said I would be ok despite my leg bone sticking out of my skin. She also asked 4 £80 4 a new wing mirror that my bag broke!
2a) I must be more careful and stop draining NHS resourses
3) I don't like marmite
4) I am scared of heights
5) I spent a year travelling America with 8 friends and I got stopped at customs inc going out of Heathrow a total of 6 times. And by stopped I don't just mean can you open your bag but the full 'come into this little room and answer these questions please. (Never had the latex glove I might add)
Over to you!
Chris x
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5 things you don't know about
Oerr not sure i can top that
1.I got run over by an off duty police man speeding and he didn't stop but someone got his reg :shock:
2.I'm pertrified of big moths .
3.I have a dyslesic sister and i think i cought it off her
4. I'm good at rubbing my tummy and patting my head at the same time
5. I have to count things all the time think its ok but friends say it's soo annoying
Debz xxxx
1.I got run over by an off duty police man speeding and he didn't stop but someone got his reg :shock:
2.I'm pertrified of big moths .
3.I have a dyslesic sister and i think i cought it off her
4. I'm good at rubbing my tummy and patting my head at the same time
5. I have to count things all the time think its ok but friends say it's soo annoying
Debz xxxx
Master of Sex
1)ripping foreskin from penis during very energetic session at 15 yrs old
2)having to tell cabbie to get a move on cos i thought i was bleeding to death
3) getting willy out for a doctor not much older than me
4) thinking i was tough when he said this will hurt when he put stitching needle through foreskin, piece of piss,
try it through your widge proper !! wow, nearly touched the cieling
5)go for the 2 stitches out , 6 student nurses there to watch. well setup.
lets have a 6. my sister became a nurse and saw all this on my hospital records
2)having to tell cabbie to get a move on cos i thought i was bleeding to death
3) getting willy out for a doctor not much older than me
4) thinking i was tough when he said this will hurt when he put stitching needle through foreskin, piece of piss,
try it through your widge proper !! wow, nearly touched the cieling
5)go for the 2 stitches out , 6 student nurses there to watch. well setup.
lets have a 6. my sister became a nurse and saw all this on my hospital records
My 5
1) I tried learning the French Horn when I was at school - think Sonia in Eastenders
2)I too have been knocked down - me by a Coca Cola delivery van about 4 years ago!!
3) I am deeply in love with Daniel Craig despite my sexual orientation :twisted: (and yes, the missus knows :shock: )
4) I went to see Casino Royale 6 times at the cinema - including the first and only time I've ever been to the cinema alone. The last time was on the missus's birthday and it was her idea - I really do love her
5) I once met Floella Benjamin - lucky me eh!!
1) I tried learning the French Horn when I was at school - think Sonia in Eastenders
2)I too have been knocked down - me by a Coca Cola delivery van about 4 years ago!!
3) I am deeply in love with Daniel Craig despite my sexual orientation :twisted: (and yes, the missus knows :shock: )
4) I went to see Casino Royale 6 times at the cinema - including the first and only time I've ever been to the cinema alone. The last time was on the missus's birthday and it was her idea - I really do love her
5) I once met Floella Benjamin - lucky me eh!!
ops: )1) I keep having nightmares in which my teeth fall out I just wank about with them in my hand 
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2) I want to give up eating meat (No jokes
)
3) At the age of 9 I made a home made ramp out of an old metal shelf and a plastic bucket and rhode my dad's scooter up it and over 2 mates who where laying under it :shock:
Errrrrr.. I can't think of anymore for the time being
: 2) I want to give up eating meat (No jokes
)3) At the age of 9 I made a home made ramp out of an old metal shelf and a plastic bucket and rhode my dad's scooter up it and over 2 mates who where laying under it :shock:
Errrrrr.. I can't think of anymore for the time being
1) I'm a closet hypochondriac.
2) I used to own an extremely rare motorcycle - despite not having a bike licence
3) When I was 9 or 10, my family got in touch and brought along the local paper to do a little story on me and my cousins going carol singing in the oap ward of our local hospital - despite none of us knowing a carol all the way through (excluding Jingle bells :? ) :shock:
4) I was amazed when my parents warmed Benjy up (my hamster) and he came back to life :shock:
:inlove:
They were not so smug when a couple of weeks later, my little brother came running down the stairs holding a very squished Benjy that he accidently trod on - and demanded we heat him up again....... They had to admit they weren't magical after all, and explained the difference between the state of hybernation and squashed flat dead :?
5) I'm scared of anything with more than 4 legs :?
2) I used to own an extremely rare motorcycle - despite not having a bike licence
3) When I was 9 or 10, my family got in touch and brought along the local paper to do a little story on me and my cousins going carol singing in the oap ward of our local hospital - despite none of us knowing a carol all the way through (excluding Jingle bells :? ) :shock:
4) I was amazed when my parents warmed Benjy up (my hamster) and he came back to life :shock:
:inlove:They were not so smug when a couple of weeks later, my little brother came running down the stairs holding a very squished Benjy that he accidently trod on - and demanded we heat him up again....... They had to admit they weren't magical after all, and explained the difference between the state of hybernation and squashed flat dead :?
5) I'm scared of anything with more than 4 legs :?
Sex God
Quote by El_Becko
1) I keep having nightmares in which my teeth fall out I just wank about with them in my hand
2) I want to give up eating meat (No jokes
3) At the age of 9 I made a home made ramp out of an old metal shelf and a plastic bucket and rhode my dad's scooter up it and over 2 mates who where laying under it :shock:
Errrrrr.. I can't think of anymore for the time being
Bluddy dangerous having a wank with teeth in your hand :?
1. Liam Neeson is a relative.
2. I can play the violin (badly).
3. I almost died when I was 4yrs old from a trip that cut my left wrist in 2 places.
4. I have an over-sensitive gag reflex
5. When I was 16 I got my family chucked off a campsite cos my dad caught me in the wrong trailer...
Edit:
6. I am scared of cotton wool :?
7. I thought I was Eve in Gran Canaria
8. I don't like driving over 60 mph.
9. I have a 'date' on Friday.
10. My cat can talk!!
2. I can play the violin (badly).
3. I almost died when I was 4yrs old from a trip that cut my left wrist in 2 places.
4. I have an over-sensitive gag reflex
5. When I was 16 I got my family chucked off a campsite cos my dad caught me in the wrong trailer...
Edit:
6. I am scared of cotton wool :?
7. I thought I was Eve in Gran Canaria
8. I don't like driving over 60 mph.
9. I have a 'date' on Friday.
10. My cat can talk!!
Quote by firelizard
1) I keep having nightmares in which my teeth fall out I just wank about with them in my hand
2) I want to give up eating meat (No jokes
3) At the age of 9 I made a home made ramp out of an old metal shelf and a plastic bucket and rhode my dad's scooter up it and over 2 mates who where laying under it :shock:
Errrrrr.. I can't think of anymore for the time being
Bluddy dangerous having a wank with teeth in your hand :?
Hey i'm new here... it was a typo
Quote by Dawnie
Me, well I can only think of one thing that most people don't know about and I'm prepared to admit to on the forum.
1) I will never prove it but I can tap dance :lol2:
I'm struggling to add to that as most other bits of information about me are already on the forum somewhere :lol2:
So...
2) I'm allergic to plasters anywhere but my hands
for more!
Quote by keeno
1. I am only 23 years old
2. I am really a single woman
3. I work for the Daily Mail
4. I am researching a smear article on Swingeing
5. I can't spell swingeing
6. I can't count.
I knew it!
I knewww it!
hey Keeno, pssst.... Ive got some dodgy blurred phone pix... and the odd bit of smut... I can name names... and three or four really disgracefull tales... (for you read: five really disgracefull tales)... interested?
I'd have to remain annonymous though...
>>lp rubsfingers together in *filthy lucre jesture<<
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Quote by Kiss
9) I have to have the TV volume on an even number.
I have to have my hifi volume like that too! :shock:
Mine:
1 I hate odd numbers (except Threesomes :rascal: )
2 I've been going grey since I was 16
3 I'm almost deaf in my right ear and my left is slightly deaf.
4 I am the tallest person (6ft2") in my entire family (on Maternal and Paternal sides)
5 I've never been on a Rollercoster (I want to, but I'd have to take my glasses off, so I'd have to get some contact lenses for the day I go on one so I can see everything that happens
)6 I've been on television twice (Midlands today, and Sky Sports 3)
7 I'm a total Munch and Social Whore - I recently went to my 25th a couple of weeks ago :shock:
8 I hate high temperatures - if the weather reaches over 20 degrees I get sluggish and either fall asleep or get very irritable :lol:
9 I'm extraordinarily Clumsy, but I haven't broken any bones....yet :lol:
10 I have 4 tattoo's and want atleast 2 - 3 more
Sex God
one side of my clit works a LOT better than the other side.
Quote by LondonPlaything
1. I am only 23 years old
2. I am really a single woman
3. I work for the Daily Mail
4. I am researching a smear article on Swingeing
5. I can't spell swingeing
6. I can't count.
I knew it!
I knewww it!
hey Keeno, pssst.... Ive got some dodgy blurred phone pix... and the odd bit of smut... I can name names... and three or four really disgracefull tales... (for you read: five really disgracefull tales)... interested?
I'd have to remain annonymous though...
>>lp rubsfingers together in *filthy lucre jesture<<
**
Thanks for the offer but.............
I prefer to do my own research :shock:
Sex God
1. I love men in kilts :twisted:
2. I love Assam tea.
3. I used to be in the Royal Naval Reserve.
4. I passed my driving test 25 years ago, first time!
5. I'm terrified of spiders.
2. I love Assam tea.
3. I used to be in the Royal Naval Reserve.
4. I passed my driving test 25 years ago, first time!
5. I'm terrified of spiders.
Quote by well_busty_babe
one side of my clit works a LOT better than the other side.
Mine too!
Quote by Freckledbird
1. I love men in kilts :twisted: You know you want me!
2. I love Assam tea. You are just saying that because you want me!
3. I used to be in the Royal Naval Reserve. Oooo a woman in uniform! :grin:
4. I passed my driving test 25 years ago, first time! 25 years ago I was 3!!! :giggle:
5. I'm terrified of spiders. Ok I'm sorry about the last remark and to prove it I'll pop over and de-spider your house... especially the bedroom!
