Here we go - one of those getting to know about the poeple on here threads.
Simply list ....
5 things that make you a SPECIAL person - we are all special in our own way.
5 things you would change about you or your life if you could.
5 things which make you smile or laugh.
5 things you do on a regular basis.
5 things you would like to try before you die to enhance the time you spent on this earth.
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Quote by PoloLady
5 things that make you a SPECIAL person - we are all special in our own way.
1 - I am not YOU
2 - I don't own a 4x4 and drive around urban streets
3 - my IQ is bigger than my bust size
4 - I am perfect
5 - and I can cook
5 things you would change about you or your life if you could.
1 - be more successful at avoiding dumb people
2 - build my dream home
3 - have new feet - but all feet look funny
4 - become double jointed in the back
5 - wear more PVC
5 things which make you smile or laugh.
1 - stupid people
2 - southpark
3 - men with silly fuck-faces
4 - people who drive 4x4's around town
5 - Father Ted
5 things you do on a regular basis.
1 - go to the club
2 - study
3 - listen to music
4 - watch classic films
5 - try to avoid stupid people
5 things you would like to try before you die to enhance the time you spent on this earth.
1 - base jumping
2 - travel across Canada on the train, coast to coast
3 - learn to fly a helicopter
4 - learn more languages
5 - not meet anymore stupid people
Quote by PoloLady
5 things that make you a SPECIAL person - we are all special in our own way.
1 - I am me
2 - I own a 4x4 and drive around urban streets
3 - my IQ is bigger than my turkey neck
4 - I am occasionally right
5 - and I can cook cheeseburgers
5 things you would change about you or your life if you could.
1 - be more successful at meeting dumb people
2 - build my dream garden shed
3 - have new ears - but all ears look funny
4 - become double jointed in the turkey neck ( for those hard to reach places )
5 - wear more Burberry
5 things which make you smile or laugh.
1 - smart people
2 - southpark uncut
3 - men with silly fuck-faces getting it in the rear
4 - people who don't drive 4x4's around town
5 - Ted Dansen trying to be funny
5 things you do on a regular basis.
1 - go to the shop
2 - be stupid and silly
3 - listen to planes flying over my home
4 - watch reruns of Miami Vice
5 - try to avoid smart people
5 things you would like to try before you die to enhance the time you spent on this earth.
1 - puddle jumping
2 - travel across London on the train
3 - learn to fly a kite
4 - learn more swear words
5 - not meet anymore smart people
5 things that make you a SPECIAL person - we are all special in our own way.
im from berlin, germany (along with a few million others
)
used to pierce people
my bday is on nye
lots of people say im special (aka weird)
look 10 yrs younger
5 things you would change about you or your life if you could.
make my hair & nails stop growing at exactly the right length
obviously i would be much richer
time travel
have a huge garden with exotic animals
a clone to bone myself
5 things which make you smile or laugh.
peep show
pictures of black metal bands in full corpse paint
sex
sunshine
shrooms
5 things you do on a regular basis.
work
eat
sleep
squirt
go out, read etc
5 things you would like to try before you die to enhance the time you spent on this earth
more womens feet
travel
even more womens feet
coffee enemas
torture garden
im from berlin, germany (along with a few million others
)used to pierce people
my bday is on nye
lots of people say im special (aka weird)
look 10 yrs younger
5 things you would change about you or your life if you could.
make my hair & nails stop growing at exactly the right length
obviously i would be much richer
time travel
have a huge garden with exotic animals
a clone to bone myself
5 things which make you smile or laugh.
peep show
pictures of black metal bands in full corpse paint
sex
sunshine
shrooms
5 things you do on a regular basis.
work
eat
sleep
squirt
go out, read etc
5 things you would like to try before you die to enhance the time you spent on this earth
more womens feet
travel
even more womens feet
coffee enemas
torture garden
Orgasminator
So what we talking here, petrol or diesil
Always liked the 110 myself, although Toyota do a good off road vehicle
Always liked the 110 myself, although Toyota do a good off road vehicle
Orgasminator
Quote by DaytimePlayboy
So what we talking here, petrol or diesil
Always liked the 110 myself, although Toyota do a good off road vehicle
The ice is this and Polo has a pickaxe...
She's lovely really
Er isn't she
Orgasminator
Quote by DaytimePlayboy
So what we talking here, petrol or diesil
Always liked the 110 myself, although Toyota do a good off road vehicle
The ice is this and Polo has a pickaxe...
She's lovely really
Er isn't she
I like the Jeep Wragler......
Don't worry she hasn't seen us
I know where she lives, lets nip round ring her doorbell and run for it
5 things that make you a SPECIAL person - we are all special in our own way.
My zen-like calm and laid back nature
My mind
My signature dishes
My oral technique
Being an all-round great person. Oh yes!
5 things you would change about you or your life if you could.
Stop the ageing process right now while I'm young and beautiful!
My mind
Reunite with the love of my life
Win the lottery
ummm....immortality? Yep, sounds good to me, coupled with #1.
5 things which make you smile or laugh.
A rich tapestry of idiots
My friends
My cat
Monkeys
Neighbours - huuuge fan and not ashamed of it!
5 things you do on a regular basis.
Continue my quest for the perfect glass of wine
See my friends, socialise
Watch Neighbours
Try to teach my cat a few basic words - no luck so far
Procrastinate
5 things you would like to try before you die to enhance the time you spent on this earth.
Travel overland to Japan. I'll be doing this before the end of the year, hopefully.
A few months or years of an A-list lifestyle ("Fill the bath with champagne, dammit!")
A harem of devoted female admirers tending to my every need
Write a novel / memoir
A flight to space to view the earth from above. But does that count as enhancing my time on earth?
My zen-like calm and laid back nature
My mind
My signature dishes
My oral technique
Being an all-round great person. Oh yes!
5 things you would change about you or your life if you could.
Stop the ageing process right now while I'm young and beautiful!
My mind
Reunite with the love of my life
Win the lottery
ummm....immortality? Yep, sounds good to me, coupled with #1.
5 things which make you smile or laugh.
A rich tapestry of idiots
My friends
My cat
Monkeys
Neighbours - huuuge fan and not ashamed of it!
5 things you do on a regular basis.
Continue my quest for the perfect glass of wine
See my friends, socialise
Watch Neighbours
Try to teach my cat a few basic words - no luck so far
Procrastinate
5 things you would like to try before you die to enhance the time you spent on this earth.
Travel overland to Japan. I'll be doing this before the end of the year, hopefully.
A few months or years of an A-list lifestyle ("Fill the bath with champagne, dammit!")
A harem of devoted female admirers tending to my every need
Write a novel / memoir
A flight to space to view the earth from above. But does that count as enhancing my time on earth?
Orgasminator
Quote by Happy Cats
Travel overland to Japan. I'll be doing this before the end of the year, hopefully.
Isnt that impossible?
Ah :!:
You've got to think outside the box (er that is the expression isn't it?)
He's got a shovel, and is going to tunnel
Quote by Devon1
Travel overland to Japan. I'll be doing this before the end of the year, hopefully.
Isnt that impossible?
Ah :!:
You've got to think outside the box (er that is the expression isn't it?)
He's got a shovel, and is going to tunnel
I think everyone in here has a couple of shovels sometimes...
Quote by zana2000
So what we talking here, petrol or diesil
Always liked the 110 myself, although Toyota do a good off road vehicle
With Toyota 4x4's it has to be diesel or you spend all your time going to the next filling station
Where's your motorbike gone? Jumped off the page?
She kept telling me I went do too soon, so I gave up!!
Strange thing is i have never had a man complaing that i go down too soon!!
Well far be for me to be the first then...
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