50 things to do before your 50

28 Sep 2005

Quote by lancyuk

Lancy-Nancy my TallBoy, non touristy and unMcDonalised places in Asian isnâ€™t such a good idea for giant like you, youâ€™ll only scare them away. As for Bungy Jumping, at least make sure the string is not too longâ€¦just joking

agreed on both points, although surely they have tall people in asia? or am i just a european freak now?.
You're right, a taller freak is a Chinaman on the American NBC basketball team. Just get Max Clifford to arrange for you to stand next to him for a PR photo

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

28 Sep 2005

im not sure im taking to well to the amount people are using the word freak lol.
;)

28 Sep 2005

Quote by lusty_modesty
3) Have sex with David Beckham

So YOUR the only one who hasnt then! wink

Ive got lots of things id like to do before im 50, but some may take a bit longer than that......
Visit all 52 states of America - 3 down 49 to go rolleyes

Travelled around the world as much as feasibly possible
White Water Rafting ....(maybe should arrange a SH WWR day??)
Swim with dolphins (doing that next year lol

)
Move to bigger property
Hopefully will have paid off our mortgage.....only 45K left to go :roll:
Seeing my children blossom into happy, content, open minded, educated, healthy, social bueatiful adults.
Thats just for starters! lol

28 Sep 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
3) Have sex with David Beckham

So YOUR the only one who hasnt then! wink

Ive got lots of things id like to do before im 50, but some may take a bit longer than that......
Hopefully will have paid off our mortgage.....only 45K left to go rolleyes

Thats just for starters! lol
One thing for sure, couldn't possibly trade off sleeping with Beckham for a ZERO mortgage left to go way before I'm 50. :wink: biggrin

28 Sep 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Ive got lots of things id like to do before im 50, but some may take a bit longer than that......
Visit all 52 states of America - 3 down 49 to go
Travelled around the world as much as feasibly possible
White Water Rafting ....(maybe should arrange a SH WWR day??)
Swim with dolphins (doing that next year )
Move to bigger property
Hopefully will have paid off our mortgage.....only 45K left to go :roll:
Seeing my children blossom into happy, content, open minded, educated, healthy, social bueatiful adults.
Thats just for starters! lol

Good news Herts Cpl,
You can mark two more off your 52 US states without even visiting them as there are only 50!
I'd like to parachute onto the north (or south pole) just for the thrill of not knowing when you're going to hit the ground, seeing as everything is white. I'd also love to go down in a submarine and see all the crazy creatures living on the ocean floor.
Damn, I need to get me some money!

28 Sep 2005

Quote by Ianito
. I'd also love to go down in a submarine !

submarine blow jobs all round.....sounds good.

28 Sep 2005

Quote by lancyuk
. I'd also love to go down in a submarine !

submarine blow jobs all round.....sounds good.
Now how would I concentrate on the the marine fauna when all that sort of tomfoolery is going on? Just imagine what might happen if there was a sudden drop in cabin pressure, everything would expand and all us blokes would strut around like peacocks showing off our newfound giant appendages!

28 Sep 2005

Quote by equi-princess
3). To write something worth reading......
equi-princess xxx

But everything you write is worth reading hun x x x

28 Sep 2005

Quote by Ianito
. I'd also love to go down in a submarine !

submarine blow jobs all round.....sounds good.
Now how would I concentrate on the the marine fauna when all that sort of tomfoolery is going on? Just imagine what might happen if there was a sudden drop in cabin pressure, everything would expand and all us blokes would strut around like peacocks showing off our newfound giant appendages!
sounds like a winner all round to me....surely some ladies would be up for some submarine action? flora and fauna watching is optional.

28 Sep 2005

Quote by sharon_2005
1 retire
2 see my son happily married
3 quite smoking
4 holiday in Australia
5 own my home fully paid for
6 have a healthy amount in the bank to retire on
7 to of been i an orgy of all females 10 or more :twisted:
8 to be having fun with another female in a public place and be caught :shock:
Take it you've not met DebbieWebs yet? - careful what you wish for :shock:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/57088.html
9 to be 8 1/2 stone...only 1 stone to lose hehehe
10 drive or be a passenger in a F1 car
ok ran out of idea's for now
Does that make me less ambitious than the next person because i can't think of 50?

28 Sep 2005

I'd like to:
Have my own house lol

Have no debt :shock:
Visit New York at Christmas time :P
Travel a lot smile

Not remain single for the rest of my life rolleyes

Gain more self confidence/worth
biggrin

28 Sep 2005

Well, I am 54, so over the 50 bracket
In the next 5 years (at age 59 ....... ARRRGGGGHHHH), I would like
1. To see more peace in the world
2. To see my Grandchildren growing up, and being wise, and prosperous
3. To win the lottery and move permanently to a Greek Isle
4. To be healthy and live a long happy life
5. To be naked with Blue and WBB in the same room ....... like dieing and going to heaven
Expecting Blue to blow her lid now

28 Sep 2005

Quote by Ianito

Ive got lots of things id like to do before im 50, but some may take a bit longer than that......
Visit all 52 states of America - 3 down 49 to go
Travelled around the world as much as feasibly possible
White Water Rafting ....(maybe should arrange a SH WWR day??)
Swim with dolphins (doing that next year )
Move to bigger property
Hopefully will have paid off our mortgage.....only 45K left to go :roll:
Seeing my children blossom into happy, content, open minded, educated, healthy, social bueatiful adults.
Thats just for starters! lol

Good news Herts Cpl,
You can mark two more off your 52 US states without even visiting them as there are only 50!
I'd like to parachute onto the north (or south pole) just for the thrill of not knowing when you're going to hit the ground, seeing as everything is white. I'd also love to go down in a submarine and see all the crazy creatures living on the ocean floor.
Damn, I need to get me some money!
Thanks for that! I confuse myself by thinking theres 50 then adding the two states that dont touch the others, Alaska and Hawaii lol.

28 Sep 2005

Time to visit . I'm not on it (yet, probably never), but I enjoy reading the inspirational things that other people post. OK, and it's a good way to kill a few minutes at work.

28 Sep 2005

HornyLittleBlonde wrote:

sharon_2005 wrote:
1 retire
2 see my son happily married
3 quite smoking
4 holiday in Australia
5 own my home fully paid for
6 have a healthy amount in the bank to retire on
7 to of been i an orgy of all females 10 or more
8 to be having fun with another female in a public place and be caught
Take it you've not met DebbieWebs yet? - careful what you wish for
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/57088.html
9 to be 8 1/2 stone...only 1 stone to lose hehehe
10 drive or be a passenger in a F1 car
ok ran out of idea's for now
Does that make me less ambitious than the next person because i can't think of 50?

wow don't know how i missed that thread :shock:
I have not met her no but seen her in here
wow what an experience the lucky bleeder biggrin

29 Sep 2005

Quote by teppic
Hmmmmmmmmmmm......... I've started on this already.....
Things still to be achieved......
2). To win at HOYS...(not bothered which horse either)
equi-princess xxx

what about Hickstead??? have you ever been? if so, why have you not looked me up?
as for things to do before i'm 50, hmmm, survive would be top of the list, i think seeing my children grow to be responable adults (fat chance of that though)
the only other thing i can think of, is a free fall parachute jump..solo.
I did RIHS this year......... lol....... and hope to qualify again for 2006...... it was an absolute blast.... wasn't sober for the entire weekend...... lol
equi-princess xxx

29 Sep 2005

Quote by sleazy

3). To write something worth reading......
equi-princess xxx

But everything you write is worth reading hun x x x
Oooohhh....... thank you........
equi-princess xxx

29 Sep 2005

Repeat: Bloody Hell! I'm getting old! ..... 49 times annually.... hehehe

29 Sep 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
Repeat: Bloody Hell! I'm getting old! ..... 49 times annually.... hehehe

Isn't that just stating the truth though??????????????........... you are.......... lol
equi-princess xxx

29 Sep 2005

Quote by equi-princess
Repeat: Bloody Hell! I'm getting old! ..... 49 times annually.... hehehe

Isn't that just stating the truth though??????????????........... you are.......... lol
equi-princess xxx
Watch it! Cheeky!!.......... xxx

29 Sep 2005

Quote by equi-princess
Hmmmmmmmmmmm......... I've started on this already.....
Things still to be achieved......
2). To win at HOYS...(not bothered which horse either)
equi-princess xxx

what about Hickstead??? have you ever been? if so, why have you not looked me up?
as for things to do before i'm 50, hmmm, survive would be top of the list, i think seeing my children grow to be responable adults (fat chance of that though)
the only other thing i can think of, is a free fall parachute jump..solo.
I did RIHS this year......... lol....... and hope to qualify again for 2006...... it was an absolute blast.... wasn't sober for the entire weekend...... lol
equi-princess xxx
hi equi-princess,
so you had a few drinks?? the castle was it??next time your down this way, let me know, i only live 10 minutes away from the showground. maybe meet for drinkies??
opps sorry for the hijack confused

29 Sep 2005

have 49 birthdays rolleyes

29 Sep 2005

Hmmmmmm I think I'm with Vix on this one....except it wouldn't be Johnny Depp for me, it would be David Boreanaz (Angel from Buffy for those that don't know)...god he is soooooooooo gorgeous!!!!
Apart from that I would love to get over my fear of the water and swim with Great White Sharks....but I'm not sure I'll ever do that.....

29 Sep 2005

Have sex in every country in the world
Repeat the above but with the natives rather than willing girlfriend
Repeat the above but with 2 or more people
Make enough money to do the above
To have tried everything sexual, edible, drinkable, doable or viewable. Then tell the younger generation it was all shit :twisted: :twisted:

30 Sep 2005

Things I did SINCE I was 50 : -
- swam with dophins
- slept out under the stars on the shoreline
- had my first gangbang
- slept out on roofs in Africa
- danced all night in the streets in Mexico
- did a million pelvic floor exercises
- made love with a lady
- backpacked around the world
- slept with more men that I ever did before I was 50
- found happiness
- made love on my sarong and a beach in Fiji
- paid off my mortgage
- listened to African blues music in the Sahara Desert
- was courted by 2 New Zealand surfers in a hot-tub
So why are you trying to pack it all in now?
Jezzay.

1 Oct 2005

Quote by Vix
Be continent, still.
Get drunk on someone elses vintage champagne.
Have my eyesight, still.
See my mum turn 75.
Not be dependant on my wheelchair.
Prostitute myself and all my beliefs, in the name of a good time.
Laugh a little.
Argue and make up with my kids.
Bungee jump.
oh, and beforer I am fifty, I want to do...
Johnny Depp. Or did I say that, already?

Belly wanks, you forgot belly wanks lol

:lol: :lol: wink

1 Oct 2005

Shag Robbie Williams and Danni Minogue worship

Travel all the world wink

Except the 52 states of America :uhoh:
One last go biggrin

at an illegal warehouse rave :silly: ( for old times sake).
Spend time with orangutans in their natural habitat ( looking unlikely these days :cry: )
I hope to meet a variety of unique and interesting individuals.
By the time i am 50 :shock: i will make sure im living in my favourite place :D Ireland.
But most important to me, is to be spiritually focused, and have a balanced life.
I hope to be 50, with no Anger or regrets.
H, red x

1 Oct 2005

To know that my kids are happy
To eat lots of beetroot and meet Dawn
Find the bastard that deliberately knocked down a bunny last night and kick the shit out of him

1 Oct 2005

Quote by lusty_modesty

so, what are the things you would like to do before your 50 (if your over 50, try in the next 5 years)
ive got plenty of time left to:
1. visit asia (not picky where, somewhere not touristy and mcdonalised)
2. bungee jump

Lancy-Nancy my TallBoy, non touristy and unMcDonalised places in Asian isnâ€™t such a good idea for giant like you, youâ€™ll only scare them away. As for Bungy Jumping, at least make sure the string is not too longâ€¦just joking flipa

Nah, already seen the world...so things Iâ€™d like to be able to do before Iâ€™m 50:
1) Looking 30 years younger/stunning with cosmetic surgery/diet/exercise
2) Saved enough to retire on a blissful swinging lifestyle
3) Have sex with David Beckham
4) Climb Mt Everest without oxygen & Sherpa guide
5) Write one of the best selling novel
6) Win an Oscar for Best Actor
7) Speak 101 languages of the world
8) Do Space travel
9) Do Time travel
10) Have sex with aliens
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Greetings Lusty , I am Cheetah a pan galatic time traveller from your future. If we met I could take you on a journey 30 years into your past - when you will return you will not have aged and you will have achieved 8,9,10 and 1 - having sex with one of my species gives you the ability to speak any language. Your blood will be so enriched you will not need oxgen and could run up Everest in an afternoon. I have been in your future and as a result of having sex with me you wrote a best selling novel and then won won an oscar in the film of the novel. You retired wealthy and swung for England. I can acheive many wonderful things for you...........but then the Sex with David Beckham was so sad I had to undo all the others - sorry about that....

1 Oct 2005