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50 uses for a balloon

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I'll start -
1. paint a your boss's face on it and prick it. (right up his nose preferably)
Your turn.
2. Escape from Emerald City, Land of Oz.
4
Air storage incase of a fire.
5
inside football.
look at my profile picture for an idea :giggle:
emergency condom
I looked at your profile :twisted:
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emergency condom
I looked at your profile :twisted:

lol lol i meant my balloon headpiece redface
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emergency condom
I looked at your profile :twisted:

lol lol i meant my balloon headpiece redface
Oh, very nice, I got distracted!
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slow motion volleyball practice

rotflmaoohh can that be nude!
only if you are involved :bounce::bounce:
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pmsl
Then you will need to take your nickers off! Would you like a robe. Sorry it's so short.
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pmsl
Then you will need to take your nickers off! Would you like a robe. Sorry it's so short.
i would .... if only i was wearing any?:embarrased2:
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pmsl
Then you will need to take your nickers off! Would you like a robe. Sorry it's so short.
i would .... if only i was wearing any?:embarrased2:Oh redface I can usually tell surprisedop:
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pmsl
Then you will need to take your nickers off! Would you like a robe. Sorry it's so short.
i would .... if only i was wearing any?:embarrased2:Oh redface I can usually tell surprisedop:
just for you ive got some on today .... :angel:
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pmsl
Then you will need to take your nickers off! Would you like a robe. Sorry it's so short.
i would .... if only i was wearing any?:embarrased2:Oh redface I can usually tell surprisedop:
just for you ive got some on today .... :angel:
Thats not for me. Unless you like them being ripped off.
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pmsl
Then you will need to take your nickers off! Would you like a robe. Sorry it's so short.
i would .... if only i was wearing any?:embarrased2:Oh redface I can usually tell surprisedop:
just for you ive got some on today .... :angel:
Thats not for me. Unless you like them being ripped off.
oh my gosh .... how very forward of you :embarrased2:
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pmsl
Then you will need to take your nickers off! Would you like a robe. Sorry it's so short.
i would .... if only i was wearing any?:embarrased2:Oh redface I can usually tell surprisedop:
just for you ive got some on today .... :angel:
Thats not for me. Unless you like them being ripped off.
oh my gosh .... how very forward of you :embarrased2:
Forward? Do you like it any other way?
I think I will always carry a pack of long straight balloons, just in case I have to impress a lady.
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I think I will always carry a pack of long straight balloons, just in case I have to impress a lady.

oooh but you have to learn how to make model balloon animals to impress me :giggle:
or you could just whip your already made model balloon out and show me a good time :angel:
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I think I will always carry a pack of long straight balloons, just in case I have to impress a lady.

oooh but you have to learn how to make model balloon animals to impress me :giggle:
or you could just whip your already made model balloon out and show me a good time :angel:Who says I have to learn to be an animal?
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I think I will always carry a pack of long straight balloons, just in case I have to impress a lady.

oooh but you have to learn how to make model balloon animals to impress me :giggle:
or you could just whip your already made model balloon out and show me a good time :angel:Who says I have to learn to be an animal?
oooh what kind of an animal are you then?
my drama classes never taught me that, but then again i was normally behind the bike sheds :angel:
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I think I will always carry a pack of long straight balloons, just in case I have to impress a lady.

oooh but you have to learn how to make model balloon animals to impress me :giggle:
or you could just whip your already made model balloon out and show me a good time :angel:Who says I have to learn to be an animal?
oooh what kind of an animal are you then?
my drama classes never taught me that, but then again i was normally behind the bike sheds :angel:
In the East I am a dog, Which is not so bad. I am dedicated and have high morals, self willed and
an ardent lover.