1. brucie
2. Simon Cowell
3. Mal
4. Gareth Thomas
5. Zoe Lucker
6. Dawn French
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6 people you always wanted to invite to a dinner party
Sexpert
1. Mo Mowlem
2. Anne Widdecombe
3. Lord Robertson of PortEllen (George Robertson - former Nato Leader)
4. Aryton Senna
5. Bruce Springsteen
6. My Grandmother
2. Anne Widdecombe
3. Lord Robertson of PortEllen (George Robertson - former Nato Leader)
4. Aryton Senna
5. Bruce Springsteen
6. My Grandmother
Sex God
Mr Green
Miss Black
The Honourable Sir Geoffery Cadbury
Frau helga Nestle
Messers Ferrero and Roche
Toble Rone Esq.
And a small salad.
Miss Black
The Honourable Sir Geoffery Cadbury
Frau helga Nestle
Messers Ferrero and Roche
Toble Rone Esq.
And a small salad.
Humphrey Bogart - sadly under rated and stereotyped all his film career - with one exception being The African Queen, his only Oscar - go figure
Eric Morecambe - one of the funniest men ever to have lived
King Arthur - to find out the real story behind the romanticised legend
Terry Pratchett - pure literary genius
My late Dad - coz I miss him so much :sad:
My late best friend - ditto :sad:
Eric Morecambe - one of the funniest men ever to have lived
King Arthur - to find out the real story behind the romanticised legend
Terry Pratchett - pure literary genius
My late Dad - coz I miss him so much :sad:
My late best friend - ditto :sad:
Sex God
1. Prince
2. Me
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Oh... you mean like a dinner party and not a cosy dinner pour deux?!
1. Prince
2. Malcolm X
3. Oscar Wilde (or Stephen Fry
)
4. Dave Robicheaux (fictional detective)
5. Cameron Alborzian (to gaze at :swoonemoticonneeded
6. Omar Little (character from The Wire)
My list has changed several times in the typing... so I may come back with another combination shortly!
2. Me
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Oh... you mean like a dinner party and not a cosy dinner pour deux?!
1. Prince
2. Malcolm X
3. Oscar Wilde (or Stephen Fry
)4. Dave Robicheaux (fictional detective)
5. Cameron Alborzian (to gaze at :swoonemoticonneeded
6. Omar Little (character from The Wire)
My list has changed several times in the typing... so I may come back with another combination shortly!
Sex God
Quote by brucie
and were allowed characters???? don draper COME ON DOWN. and Vic from the shield. oh and don corleone (both).
Sorry brucie... that's me and my literary/film wank fantasies! I just figured that if people were resurrecting folk from the dead then I'd make a few characters real too
I've added reasons 'why' to mine to add a bit of context here...
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1. brucie - he's dirty and im curious
2. Simon Cowell - he's witty and honest
3. Mal - he's interesting and dirty
4. Gareth Thomas - he's fecking lovely and er, fecking lovely
5. Zoe Lucker - she's dirty and sexy
6. Dawn French - she's sexy and funny
Sex God
Napoleon Bonapart - because he was an infamous genius
Wellington - because I think he would be really funny especially with regarde to the above
Any Lee - Because i want to f*ck her and then she could sing.
Mrs Lost - because I want her to fu*k Amy Lee with me and be really dirty about it
God - to answer all those niggly little questions such as - Duckbilled Platypussies...Why and other questions.
A BBBC reporter to film and report the dinner party on live TV
Wellington - because I think he would be really funny especially with regarde to the above
Any Lee - Because i want to f*ck her and then she could sing.
Mrs Lost - because I want her to fu*k Amy Lee with me and be really dirty about it
God - to answer all those niggly little questions such as - Duckbilled Platypussies...Why and other questions.
A BBBC reporter to film and report the dinner party on live TV
Master of Sex
Dawn French - she is sooooo funny
Russel Howard - Need a bit of alternative West Country
Dara O'brien - He'd be honest about how crap the food is
Bambi - Milf Personified (I just fancy her)
Nikola Tesla - Personal hero and certified genius - would try to cop off with Dawn
Frankie Boyle - Just imagine the uproar at his comments
Brucie - I hear he's very entertaining and plays devils advocate
Mix em up with vodka and you'd get a really hilarious result - tho id ruin the food and we'd all pile down the curry house for a p1ssed curry frenzy
Russel Howard - Need a bit of alternative West Country
Dara O'brien - He'd be honest about how crap the food is
Bambi - Milf Personified (I just fancy her)
Nikola Tesla - Personal hero and certified genius - would try to cop off with Dawn
Frankie Boyle - Just imagine the uproar at his comments
Brucie - I hear he's very entertaining and plays devils advocate
Mix em up with vodka and you'd get a really hilarious result - tho id ruin the food and we'd all pile down the curry house for a p1ssed curry frenzy
Sex God
J D Salinger - just where did you hide any of the other novels?
Josef Stalin - was it all really necessary?
Ghandi - you like us really don't you?
Maggie Thatcher - I'm pairing you off with Josef.
Naomi Campbell - well we can't have everybody talking can we?
Christine Bleakely - just because.
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Josef Stalin - was it all really necessary?
Ghandi - you like us really don't you?
Maggie Thatcher - I'm pairing you off with Josef.
Naomi Campbell - well we can't have everybody talking can we?
Christine Bleakely - just because.
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Sex God
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Dawn French - she is sooooo funny
Russel Howard - Need a bit of alternative West Country
Dara O'brien - He'd be honest about how crap the food is
Bambi - Milf Personified (I just fancy her)
Nikola Tesla - Personal hero and certified genius - would try to cop off with Dawn
Frankie Boyle - Just imagine the uproar at his comments
Brucie - I hear he's very entertaining and plays devils advocate
Mix em up with vodka and you'd get a really hilarious result - tho id ruin the food and we'd all pile down the curry house for a p1ssed curry frenzy
Is that like a violin?
Mod
Phil Collins – so we can compare hairstyles and ask him what he really thinks of the gorilla in the choccy ad. :grin:
John Travolta – such a varied film career AND can fly big jets! (plus he gets to shag Kelly Preston!!)
My fathers’ best mate during the war – he never really talked about it, but I’d really like to know what he did. :cheers:
Joan Rivers – cos she’s Joan Rivers!
Dita Von Teese - Hubba hubba!! :bounce:
Bloke – to stop him peering through the windows! :eeek:
Mal
John Travolta – such a varied film career AND can fly big jets! (plus he gets to shag Kelly Preston!!)
My fathers’ best mate during the war – he never really talked about it, but I’d really like to know what he did. :cheers:
Joan Rivers – cos she’s Joan Rivers!
Dita Von Teese - Hubba hubba!! :bounce:
Bloke – to stop him peering through the windows! :eeek:
Mal
Sex God
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T E lawrence
That's two - cheating!!
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Sex God
Quote by midschick36
maybe we should have "SH come dine with me"?
whoever wants to can sign up and it would be split in to areas. then names out of a hat (i get to cheat...).
Oooooh, one of your better ideas Brucie. I'd most definitely be up for that!So would I!! Great idea :thumbup:.
Sappho Jr has been begging me to go on Come Dine With Me. I have no intention of doing so, by the way.
I'll get back to you with my 6. This is going to take some thinking about.
Will
Master of Sex
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Dawn French - she is sooooo funny
Russel Howard - Need a bit of alternative West Country
Dara O'brien - He'd be honest about how crap the food is
Bambi - Milf Personified (I just fancy her)
Nikola Tesla - Personal hero and certified genius - would try to cop off with Dawn
Frankie Boyle - Just imagine the uproar at his comments
Brucie - I hear he's very entertaining and plays devils advocate
Mix em up with vodka and you'd get a really hilarious result - tho id ruin the food and we'd all pile down the curry house for a p1ssed curry frenzy
Is that like a violin?
Depends if you want to fiddle with his instrument....:giggle:
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Quote by brucie
Phil Collins – so we can compare hairstyles and ask him what he really thinks of the gorilla in the choccy ad. :grin:
John Travolta – such a varied film career AND can fly big jets! (plus he gets to shag Kelly Preston!!)
My fathers’ best mate during the war – he never really talked about it, but I’d really like to know what he did. :cheers:
Joan Rivers – cos she’s Joan Rivers!
Dita Von Teese - Hubba hubba!! :bounce:
Bloke – to stop him peering through the windows! :eeek:
Mal
sorry mate, Bloke is tied up in my basement...
Ah well, maybe next time!! :grin:
Warming the Bed
May not be everyones cup of tea but my six would be in no particular order
Izzard Laugh a minute and great conversation
late Gran :Never got enough chance to know her (happy days)
Peters( Lead singer of The Alarm) Musical Hero
Tolkien For the stories and the imagination
Atkins to say thank you to him and other British Soldiers who have fought and died for queen and country be it right or wrong
(no more young men going out to die, no more young men dying for a politicians lie,no more young men going out to kill if we dont stop them then they never will)
Special lady who gives me the air that i breathe xxx
Izzard Laugh a minute and great conversation
late Gran :Never got enough chance to know her (happy days)
Peters( Lead singer of The Alarm) Musical Hero
Tolkien For the stories and the imagination
Atkins to say thank you to him and other British Soldiers who have fought and died for queen and country be it right or wrong
(no more young men going out to die, no more young men dying for a politicians lie,no more young men going out to kill if we dont stop them then they never will)
Special lady who gives me the air that i breathe xxx
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The 6 we would have would be
1 John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten my hero
2 James Hetfield of Metallica for mrs D
3 John Lennon
4 Mrs Thatcher
5 Hittler
6 Churchill
Think you would get some interesting conversation out of them
Why the fuck would anyone wanyt hitler at a dinner party???
Didn't he used to be a waiter?
Mal
Sex God
Michael Portillo
1. Oscar Wilde - would be fascinated by his conversatipn
2. Suggs - just always fancied him so I would flirt and be all girlie
3. Sean O'Casey - to hear poetry from the mouth of the poet
4. Emily Pankhurst - because she inspired me to pass my History O level on what I wrote about suffragettes and I want to thank her
5. Charles Darwin - a good old chat about evolution would do it for me
6. Alfred Hitchcock - oh to talk about his films I would actually be quiet
2. Suggs - just always fancied him so I would flirt and be all girlie
3. Sean O'Casey - to hear poetry from the mouth of the poet
4. Emily Pankhurst - because she inspired me to pass my History O level on what I wrote about suffragettes and I want to thank her
5. Charles Darwin - a good old chat about evolution would do it for me
6. Alfred Hitchcock - oh to talk about his films I would actually be quiet
Quote by noladreams
1. Prince
2. Me
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3. Oscar Wilde (or Stephen Fry
When i saw this thread, I thought "Wonder how many people say Stephen Fry?" and "I bet Nola says Prince" :-)
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God - to answer all those niggly little questions such as - Duckbilled Platypussies...Why and other questions.
Well - his mere turning up would answer one particular question. I'd invite Stephen Dawkins as well though, the look on his face would be awesome.
1. Stephen Fry
2. Bobby Robson
3. Bill Drummond
4. Germaine Greer
5. Kirsten Dunst (This seat would previously have gone to Claire Danes, but I hear she's a bit of a dickhead)
6. Isabelle Adjani (have you ever seen La Reine Margot? Sacre bleu!)
Then next week, I'd say Joel-or-Ethan Coen; Freddie Mercury, Dara O'Briain and my mate Ewan, because they remind me of each other massively, Lucy Porter, Sasha Grey... and maybe George Clooney if someone drops out. I have the feeling he'd have something to say for himself. Aaaand Christina Aguilera.
Sex God
Quote by tomu
1. Prince
2. Me
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3. Oscar Wilde (or Stephen Fry
When i saw this thread, I thought "Wonder how many people say Stephen Fry?" and "I bet Nola says Prince" :-)
Reliably predictable! :wink:
Hello you! Quote by midschick36
maybe we should have "SH come dine with me"?
whoever wants to can sign up and it would be split in to areas. then names out of a hat (i get to cheat...).
Oooooh, one of your better ideas Brucie. I'd most definitely be up for that!
did actually post a come dine with me meet in the forum myself and another single fem and we only got one response,
must be cos we are mingers!
my six:
Oscar Wilde - sheer brilliance and entertainment
Stephen Fry - as above
Marilyn Manson - who is an extremely intelligent guy
Mariella Fostrop - purely to listen to that voice
Amanda Lamb - cos i think she is just beautiful and so down to earth
Joanna Lumley - she must have one hell of a life story
Oscar Wilde - sheer brilliance and entertainment
Stephen Fry - as above
Marilyn Manson - who is an extremely intelligent guy
Mariella Fostrop - purely to listen to that voice
Amanda Lamb - cos i think she is just beautiful and so down to earth
Joanna Lumley - she must have one hell of a life story
