Orgasminator
Seems that most girlies aren't too bothered about the size of a man's cock. I am only a very petite lady myself so very big cocks hurt (ouch!). They do look excellent on camcorder tho :shock:
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8" COCKS ...bloody ell
Sexlightened
I always make sure my camera's in macro mode... pics up even the smallest object :P
Warming the Bed
im only 7 inches and think that women will take the piss. ive never had any complaints but still think it isnt big enough. i hate the ads that say if your not 9" plus dont waste our time. so some fat 60 year old (no offence anyone) could have a 9 incher but not be at least attractive and a twat, whereas someone with a average size could be a nice person. so ladies if your honest what size are you happy with?
If that's what people are attracted to then that's what people are attracted to. I mean, really, what can you do? Tie people up and give them electro-shock therapy until they agree with what our idea of an attractive person happens to be?
I'm sure there are certain qualities we find attractive, and certain qualities that are a turn-off for us; the people in those ads are no different. It's just that the qualities they find attractive are qualities that you and I happen not to possess.
I'm sure there are certain qualities we find attractive, and certain qualities that are a turn-off for us; the people in those ads are no different. It's just that the qualities they find attractive are qualities that you and I happen not to possess.
Quote by yesplease
im only 7 inches
Surely the average penis length is between 5 1/2 and 6 inches.
Quote by yesplease
so some fat 60 year old (no offence anyone) could have a 9 incher but not be at least attractive and a twat
Possibly the best way to avoid offence is not to say it in the first place?
Warming the Bed
well i always thought i was small. yeah i shudnt have put it but it was to make a point really.
Sex God
Quote by northwest-cpl
Possibly the best way to avoid offence is not to say it in the first place?
Yes.... you may be right!
..... but you can always use the edit button if your submit finger works too quickly Warming the Bed
yeah im up for that fruity
Orgasminator
Quote by mark/surrey
ive got nine inches!
An all these guys bragging about such small dicks
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Sexlightened
Quote by fruity1976
I think all the blokes should line up their knobs for us ladies o see what ones the bestest!!
Sorry, lost my tweezers....
Orgasminator
Quote by fruity1976
I think all the blokes should line up their knobs for us ladies o see what ones the bestest!!
I'm up for that
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Condoms off and all stand erect
Orgasminator
Quote by fruity1976
"length doesnt matter!" hehe
Apparenty 4 inches can reach the G spot
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Quote by dambuster
The only way I can get it to 74" is if I start measuring at my big toe, bypass my dick and carry on up to my head and half way back down the other side
If that's true, it must be a Shetland pony in the picture on your advert... :shock:
Quote by fruity1976
just Q for this apparent 74 incher do I have to get a bigger computer monitor!!
You can never have one too big...
Quote by fruity1976
DONT YA MEAN 74 MILLIMETRES??
Ssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
hwoar:How many people read the swinger stories on this site - for those that do, have you ever noticed that all the blokes in the 'stories' have 8" Cocks which have 6 foot girth or similar....
....and how many blokes actually measure theirs with a ruler?? Judge by previous encounters... no complaints, you're probably OK. If you got the "I'll call you" but got no reply, might be as well to get the ruler and just check....
....and how many blokes actually measure theirs with a ruler?? Judge by previous encounters... no complaints, you're probably OK. If you got the "I'll call you" but got no reply, might be as well to get the ruler and just check....
