9 things you hate about people!

25 Aug 2005

Got this sent to me vie email...made me smile! biggrin

:D
I think we are all guilty of some of these.... redface

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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? :roll:
9. When yo u are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
Is there any more that you can think of that anors you?

25 Aug 2005

I'll just go and watch the Peter Kaye DVD these came from... sure to have missed some!
Don't make them not funny though!
lol

25 Aug 2005

Quote by Jags
I'll just go and watch the Peter Kaye DVD these came from... sure to have missed some!
Don't make them not funny though!

wow i have good mate!.................. dident cost me anything! :lol: :lol:

25 Aug 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
I'll just go and watch the Peter Kaye DVD these came from... sure to have missed some!
Don't make them not funny though!

wow i have good mate!.................. dident cost me anything! :lol: :lol:
Hang on to that mate - good stuff there in the Peter Kaye gigs.

25 Aug 2005

Quote by Jags
I'll just go and watch the Peter Kaye DVD these came from... sure to have missed some!
Don't make them not funny though!

wow i have good mate!.................. dident cost me anything! :lol: :lol:
Hang on to that mate - good stuff there in the Peter Kaye gigs.
you no what!.i have never heard of him! :shock:
Must be getting old redface

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Debs hangs head in shame..........

25 Aug 2005

NEVER heard of the bloke who did the 'Is this the way to Amarillo' spoof video for Children in Need???
:undecided: :undecided: :undecided: You been living in a remoter part of Outer (or Inner) Mongolia for the past 6 months??
:shock: :shock: :shock:

25 Aug 2005

Quote by Jags
NEVER heard of the bloke who did the 'Is this the way to Amarillo' spoof video for Children in Need???
:undecided: :undecided: :undecided: You been living in a remoter part of Outer (or Inner) Mongolia for the past 6 months??
:shock: :shock: :shock:

no!!.........more like the remote part of leicestershire!...sorry jags dont slap me .........i am only a poor country bumkin! worship

25 Aug 2005

Quality....... had me chuckling.... here's a few more:
"You may not wanna know this but...." - You ain't gonna give me a bloody choice are ya!!
"Did I tell you this....." - your memory problems are ya own, how the feck do I know if you've already told me if ya don't tell me!
"I don't want to put you under any pressure but..." - you are though aren't you!
"I shouldn't really be telling you this but..." - so don't then ya blabbermouth, last time I tell YOU anything!

25 Aug 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
Quality....... had me chuckling.... here's a few more:

"You may not wanna know this but...." - You ain't gonna give me a bloody choice are ya!!
"Did I tell you this....." - your memory problems are ya own, how the feck do I know if you've already told me if ya don't tell me!
"I don't want to put you under any pressure but..." - you are though aren't you!
"I shouldn't really be telling you this but..." - so don't then ya blabbermouth, last time I tell YOU anything!

you no Mr Debs comes out with one..i hate mad

( Debs looks around the room to make sure Mr Debs not here)
He says................................... You dont want to do that!!!....grrrrrrrrrrrrrr if i dident i woudent of said so! banghead

25 Aug 2005

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

25 Aug 2005

Quote by MrFC
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

i do nor mean to bump this up honist

but i am ROTFLMAO................. ouch me neck

25 Aug 2005

People who say (of themselves) "What you see is what you get". (Translation: "I am so shallow, I have absolutely no hidden depths").

25 Aug 2005

People who pick their nose and wipe their finger on the wall or door handle. :shock:
People who, when you ask them what they like /are into, say "Oh! Most things really" rolleyes

People who interrupt conversations. mad

People who wear baseball caps back to front. :doh:
People who think the world owes them a living and bang on about what they're entitled too (lazy sods). whip

Feel better now! smile

:)

25 Aug 2005

I have one
Why dont pepole read post's and info on this site before asking silly question
would make life so much better

25 Aug 2005

What about folk who start off by saying "I don't want to upset you but........."
You just know that the next thing they say is going to upset somebody and cause an arguement!
I know all about this as I am guilty as charged myself for doing it! :doh:
McC

25 Aug 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Got this sent to me vie email...made me smile! :D
Is there any more that you can think of that anors you?

Yeh, spelling mistakes!!!
wink

25 Aug 2005

People who shoot you in the hand... ow sad

25 Aug 2005

My pet hate is people who are rude/ignorant etc, i cant think of a good witticism to sum it up though!!
Young n horny couple

25 Aug 2005

My pet hate is when you ask a person where somthing is (tv remote for example) and they reply without pointing or even moveing
'Over there on the thing' mad

25 Aug 2005

How about people who say "Guess What?" - I mean what am I a mind reader? confused

Roger the Dragon.
P.S. - the biggest thing I hate though is when I do it!!!! rolleyes

25 Aug 2005

Litter droppers, mad

:x

25 Aug 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
I'll just go and watch the Peter Kaye DVD these came from... sure to have missed some!
Don't make them not funny though!

wow i have good mate!.................. dident cost me anything! :lol: :lol:
Hang on to that mate - good stuff there in the Peter Kaye gigs.
you no what!.i have never heard of him! :shock:
Must be getting old redface

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Debs hangs head in shame..........
Hi Debs,
He's from Bolton and is amazingly funny. His live shows are sellouts and very difficult to get tickets for. He's done several dvd's like at the top of the blackpool tower, at the botlon town hall and also at the manchester arean. you'll like him.

25 Aug 2005

Quote by Jags
I'll just go and watch the Peter Kaye DVD these came from... sure to have missed some!
Don't make them not funny though!

Do you want the link to the website he nicked them from? :lol:
bolt

25 Aug 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
People who pick their nose and wipe their finger on the wall or door handle. :shock:
People who, when you ask them what they like /are into, say "Oh! Most things really"
People who interrupt conversa...

So anyway, I says no really she says yes I says but he says she says he never oh you liar I did not I said she said he said well I was speechless.

25 Aug 2005

people who start with "no offence but" mad

25 Aug 2005

My mum does this really annoying thing when sitting there watching a film;
I'll ask " What are you watching?"
Mum: "A film"
Me: "FFS (not those words, obviously)....I know that!....Which bloody one?!"
Mum: "It doesn't matter, just sit down and bloodywell watch it"
End of conversation.
This happens every single time.... I don't even bother asking anymore!
smile

26 Aug 2005

"With the greatest of respect"....meaning "I think your talking out yer arse but I'm too mealy-mouthed to say so"
"Hi, Sir, I'm Cindy, Sir, I'm calling from Really Irritating Telemarketing, Sir. Would you, Sir, be interested, Sir, in..." (I put phone down on table very quietly and walk away)
"Do you mind if I ....." Try saying, "Yes actually I mind very much" in reply.
"Have you seen our holiday photos?" Aaargh! (Run, run for your life.)
(Automated voice) "We're extremely sorry for the delay to your journey". Bollocks you are, and what good is an apology, it's a train we need!

26 Aug 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
People who pick their nose and wipe their finger on the wall or door handle. :shock:
People who, when you ask them what they like /are into, say "Oh! Most things really"
People who interrupt conversa...

So anyway, I says no really she says yes I says but he says she says he never oh you liar I did not I said she said he said well I was speechless.
AS I was saying.....................................erm........................WTF was I saying? :doh:
Bad boy Ice! smackbottom

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27 Aug 2005

People who do that italics thing with their fingers when they're telling you something... you know what I mean, when they point two fingers in the air from both hands and wiggle them to accentuate a word? "I saw Peter yesterday, and I hear he was 'jogging', (cue wiggling fingers) in the park.."
Oooh, wiggle yer fingers like that to me again ya wee gossiping nyaff, and I'll buckle them backwards!

27 Aug 2005

Quote by Chunky Love
People who do that italics thing with their fingers when they're telling you something... you know what I mean, when they point two fingers in the air from both hands and wiggle them to accentuate a word? "I saw Peter yesterday, and I hear he was 'jogging', (cue wiggling fingers) in the park.."
Oooh, wiggle yer fingers like that to me again ya wee gossiping nyaff, and I'll buckle them backwards!

pssst......chunky,

know what I mean!