lol.. i have plenty war wounds.... loads of old scars from differnt things..
however, my newwes burn is less than 20 mins old... alan threw a stuffed toy at me while i was having a cig, it knocked the head of my fag and fell on the couch burning my arse and the sofa in seconds.... i have also burnt my tits smoking in bed, but the illegal stuff that falls apart easily!
Davej burnt his ear - someone phoned him while he was ironing!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Alkaline burns during hair removal - down below :shock:
I burnt may arm while wrapping up a blow torch flex after it had been in use for about 10 mins, as I twisted the flex around the gas bottle the extremely fecking hot metal end of the nozzle flopped onto my forearm, It only took off the top layer instantaneously....
And a different kind of burn... don't de-seed chillies then go for a pee... sting... it aint the word!
mike burnt his hands badly last year
the burns unit recomended palmers cocoa butter cream
u`d never know he burnt them now unless u really look closely
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When I was an apprentice, one of the thing we had to learn was how to arc weld. One of the lads had just finished a welding run and put the welding rod handle down on the bench. Because he had his mask on he did not see it swing round. He took a step forward, connected with the still glowing end of the arc rod, it burnt straight through his overalls and got him on the end of his knob!!
We had to help him hobble to the nurse where she stuck his knob in a big bucket of cold water.
Horrible for him, but it did provide entertainment for the rest of us, yes I know, shouldn't laugh.
Absolutly true story!!
John
i once burnt my foot putting a fag out on the back yard, i forgot i had no shoes on lol
Many moons ago when I served in the navy they have extremly small toiletts there.
One of my mates smoked and wanted to throw the last bit in the loo. The burning tip got
stuck between the lid of the loo and the top of his best part. I've never ever seen sombody jump that high again.
I got out of a really hot bath once and didn't dry myself very well before leaning my back against a radiator. You should've seen the singed (?) skin, I had radiator pattern on my back for a good six months. :shock: :shock:
I once burnt my tummy from ironing without anything on.....LoL......I still have a little scar there.....
Excellent treatment to prevent scars being too obvious (not just burn scars) is to use any moisturiser that has lots of Calendula in it, it reduces the scar tissue. You use it once the healing has started.
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You can make your own by warming calendula petals in almond oil and then using it as a massage oil (take the petals out first or you gets little yellow bits stuck all over you).
Ohhhhh i burnt my TITS when i was driving to a was elvises fault not the real one a swinging toy in the car anyway..I was trying to put the lit end out before it hit my clothes but it fell in between my tits oooch i was waving like a mad women possesed in the car driving at the time as well hehe i laugh now but it was painfull and looked awfull for days :cry:
M Stood on charcoal from barbecue as a kid - was too stupid to just take his foot off the thing, and stood there saying "owww!" instead for about 5 seconds.
F burned her hand on an oven toaster (you know the type with the conductive bars instead of flame) while getting toast out. Badly scarred her hand about 2-3 inches.
:?) i got out of the bath and reached up to open the top window and the end of me knob touched the radiator :? :? :? .Thankfully no lasting damage.
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