Find your first post and post-it... no matter how bad it is!
I'll come back with mine as I'm doing Mr Powers in PM right now :rascal:
x
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
A challenge!
Sex God
Found in the Liverpool Social thread, 20th August 2006:
Aaahh, I was polite - and only 30 back then!
Quote by noladreams
Great to meet you all last night.
And thanks (again!) to Linda and Omar for doing the organising.
See you all again soon.
Noladreams30
Aaahh, I was polite - and only 30 back then!
Sex God
Think so... but someone more techie may contradict me.
First
Second
Seven years ago.. :-)
Give that man a cigar...
It's the old Microsoft trick. if people won't pay for new products like MSN 8 then bundle things that used to be free into them and cover it up with a good story...
Second
I love the claptrap from the sex therapist about how 'these people' have lost touch with each other emotionally...
Any so called therapist who can make a diagnosis without meeting the people involved is obviously sufering from the so-called 'quick bucks for claptrap' syndrome, or Raj Persaudophilia as it is known to doctors....
Seven years ago.. :-)
Sex God
Nor me Sassy, but from memory it was me asking to be added to the list for one of Marcuso's many 40th. birthday parties 
ops: 
Sex God
For those that are struggling to find their first post.
Forum search
In the author box, put your user name, submit
This should bring up loads of pages
Use the slide thing at the top under the page numbers to go to the last page
Click on the last page
It should list your posts
The one at the very bottom is your first one.
Note:- you may need, to use the slider thing a couple of time to get to the end, if all goes blank, try again but stop a couple of pages before the end. (I hope that makes sense)
If any really has problems pm me, I will look for you and pm you a link back.
Forum search
In the author box, put your user name, submit
This should bring up loads of pages
Use the slide thing at the top under the page numbers to go to the last page
Click on the last page
It should list your posts
The one at the very bottom is your first one.
Note:- you may need, to use the slider thing a couple of time to get to the end, if all goes blank, try again but stop a couple of pages before the end. (I hope that makes sense)
If any really has problems pm me, I will look for you and pm you a link back.
Sex God
"Hi,
I just joined and couldn't believe how friendly and welcoming everyone was. I'm looking forward to getting involved with meets, munches and parties.
:happy:
foxylady2209"
That was the 8th January 2005.
And my opinions haven't changed really.
I just joined and couldn't believe how friendly and welcoming everyone was. I'm looking forward to getting involved with meets, munches and parties.
:happy:
foxylady2209"
That was the 8th January 2005.
And my opinions haven't changed really.
Sex God
Quote by flower411
For those that are struggling to find their first post.
Forum search
In the author box, put your user name, submit
This should bring up loads of pages
Use the slide thing at the top under the page numbers to go to the last page
Click on the last page
It should list your posts
The one at the very bottom is your first one.
Note:- you may need, to use the slider thing a couple of time to get to the end, if all goes blank, try again but stop a couple of pages before the end. (I hope that makes sense)
If any really has problems pm me, I will look for you and pm you a link back.
I just looked at my profile....clicked the forum posts box and then typed the number of pages in the little box ......that takes you to the first page of your posts and as you say the one at the bottom is the first one.
Alternatively,
Forum Search,
Your username in the Author field,
Display as Posts (rather than Threads),
List by post time Asc (instead of desc).
Submit
Your first post is at the top of the list.
Hello.... had to reply to this as I am a bit of a watcher normally....
anyway... perhaps it would be helpful if I say this....
A lesbian is a woman who is sexually attracted to other women. As a lesbian I can safely tell you that regardless of whether I am on the recieving end or the giving end of a strap on that toy does not make me a man.... at all..... just like chopping your penis off will probably not make you a woman.
I don't do men.... at all, no way no how, not even if my eyes are closed and I am very very drunk...... Now if I were to do men... then I wouldn't identify as a lesbian.....
I did like the suggestion of fucking a man up the arse with a very dry large dildo.... but I would only do that if the person kept talking about about lesbian relationships having a man and woman in it...... it always has a two women in it...silly boy. that is why is called lesbian. I have slept with many women.....and regardless of whatever role we were playing with at the time... I was always a woman and they were always women.
hopefully this helps
Goodness me how times change. Although I still identify as lesbian. The rest has kinda slipped.
anyway... perhaps it would be helpful if I say this....
A lesbian is a woman who is sexually attracted to other women. As a lesbian I can safely tell you that regardless of whether I am on the recieving end or the giving end of a strap on that toy does not make me a man.... at all..... just like chopping your penis off will probably not make you a woman.
I don't do men.... at all, no way no how, not even if my eyes are closed and I am very very drunk...... Now if I were to do men... then I wouldn't identify as a lesbian.....
I did like the suggestion of fucking a man up the arse with a very dry large dildo.... but I would only do that if the person kept talking about about lesbian relationships having a man and woman in it...... it always has a two women in it...silly boy. that is why is called lesbian. I have slept with many women.....and regardless of whatever role we were playing with at the time... I was always a woman and they were always women.
hopefully this helps
Goodness me how times change. Although I still identify as lesbian. The rest has kinda slipped.
Sex God
North West Munch
6th Jan 2004 - 7:25pm
MikeNorth
Just to let you know that I'm coming along to the NW munch on Saturday. I've only just been chatting in this group for a few days, but I'm not new to swinging activities, and know one or two people here already. So please add me to the single guys list. I look forward to receiving details of the precise location.
Regards,
"MikeNorth".
Found it. You didn't need to ask in those days, you just put yourself down for a munch.
Sex God
Quote by tweeky
HI Tweeky here age 24 very bi curious female from Bristol.
I am part of a couple with my hubby J age 30. I have been searching these boards since August 05 and am now very bored of people who dont reply, people who never read the mail and people who mail once or twice then go silent. So I thought why not give the forum a go it cant hurtWe are looking for Bi females or couples with BI females in the Bristol area or within 60 miles. 120 miles is fine if you want to meet half way
We are not brand new to swinging we have had one previous encounter but it was spontanius rather than organised.
Tweeky is 5ft 5 size 12 with C cup tits long brown hair and trimmed (Trimmed not shaved). J is medium build likes the pub and has the belly that accompanies a drink or 2 but is quite good looking anyway (Well I think so :D ) Size 6-7 inches. So anyone out there 18 to 35 fancys a chat and a meet up with no pressure let me know.
Luv Tweeky XXXXX
Our advert: Tweekys sexy adverts
Thats dated 10th of January 2006 8:59pm
Ohh my god thats cringe worthy :scared: At the time Mrs Tweeky was using the chatroom a lot and although she did use the forum a lot at first I am pretty certain the above is written by me even though its meant to look like her. Hang head in shame, pretending to be a woman my God it must have been bad. Can tell the early posts written by Mrs Tweeky as she starts nearly every post annoyingly with Hi all. She now has nothing to do with the site at all except to read a few PM's and attend events.
Quote by splendid_
I don't do men.... at all, no way no how, not even if my eyes are closed and I am very very drunk...... Now if I were to do men... then I wouldn't identify as a lesbian.....
Crikey... classic :thumbup: what happened Splendid - this place turned us both. Did we swop bodies at some point?
Quote by BIoke
I don't do men.... at all, no way no how, not even if my eyes are closed and I am very very drunk...... Now if I were to do men... then I wouldn't identify as a lesbian.....
Crikey... classic :thumbup: what happened Splendid - this place turned us both. Did we swop bodies at some point?
I know how the progression happened and the rot set in when I realised that I 'wanted' to enjoy sex with men as I prefer their company to women and thought it would be perfect should I also enjoy sex with them too. I 'trained' myself to be turned on by it, it was an experiment to look at the 'nature/nurture' debate from a personal perspective. It hasn't proven much to be honest. Except that I like cock. I still prefer men's company but don't tend to want to have much to do with the men that I have just had sex with. I love Worlass with all my heart and she has typically male traits but has much bigger boobs and has a lovely way of jiggling them that keeps me wet most of the time. Plus we are legally civil now.
Oh, I dunno. There was a lot that went on in the first year. I met Toni who was an ex g/f who was now a man. (Trans) and he introduced me not only to sex with men but also the concept that I might be sexually bi (I maintain that I am a lesbian politically and socially) as well as polyamorous.
My life is a rich tapestry etc etc blah blah.
Hi
I'm Sappho and I thought it was time to say hi - how else is a single girl (slim, striking and shaven) going to meet new friends?
Does anything happen in my part of the country? Is there anybody out there? It would be good to know if there are like-minded people in my area.
Play safe and be happy!
Sappho
Damn that seems a long time ago!
Orgasminator
Quote by Miss_B_Having
Hello peeps,
Please add me and the lovely chris_hughes to the list
xx
In respose to the BBW Valentines Social Feb 2007
8th December 2006 - 8:26pm
I never did make it to that social
Sex God
THIS THREAD contains the first post I can locate of mine....
I had posted before but with a different user name that wont search for some reason....
I had posted before but with a different user name that wont search for some reason....
Quote by Steve_Mids
Was Neils request for a snog an indication that he is publicly "coming out" do you think Judy??
:laughabove:
Seriously tho......We didnt get to the munch but who knows..............Maybe we will make another one day...
think this was mine....unfortunately our previous incarnation was deleted from the records, so all posts made under the name bonedigger are nameless,therefore unsearchable....... :cry:
if this wasnt the first, it is definately in the first 10 i ever made.
room for some newbies??
1st May 2007 - 5:58pm
Hi Shaz.....do you have any room for some very inexperienced newbies at your house party hun?
Look forward to hearing from you
Shaz xxx (aka Mrs Bonedigger)
if this wasnt the first, it is definately in the first 10 i ever made.
room for some newbies??
1st May 2007 - 5:58pm
Hi Shaz.....do you have any room for some very inexperienced newbies at your house party hun?
Look forward to hearing from you
Shaz xxx (aka Mrs Bonedigger)
Sex God
Quote by Thebonediggers
think this was mine....unfortunately our previous incarnation was deleted from the records, so all posts made under the name bonedigger are nameless,therefore unsearchable....... :cry:
if this wasnt the first, it is definately in the first 10 i ever made.
room for some newbies??
1st May 2007 - 5:58pm
Hi Shaz.....do you have any room for some very inexperienced newbies at your house party hun?
Look forward to hearing from you
Shaz xxx (aka Mrs Bonedigger)
Hello you! I was searching before for a thread of yours to post in my favourites in the archaeology thread... I must look some more! 6th Oct 2004 - 2:00pm
And 24 hrs later I was invited to join S.H.A.G.S :eeek:
No, no the service is excellent if you go toS.H.A.G.S
Trouble is the therapy is making my condition WORSE
:doh:
Don't listen to him Nimbus, he is beyond repair
G x
I get the impression that in less than 24 hrs since joining Iv managed to get myself well on the way to having compulsory membership to S.H.A.G.S.....think I ought to stop now?.....Before I go beyond repair...ohhhhh nooooooooo, the wet toes are coming back to haunt me!
xxx
No No Don't stop Nimbuscome and join me on the couch in SHAGS later and hold my hand while one of the SHAGGERS attends to me!! :lol: :lol:
Now I AM outta here (Tries to leave yet again)
ummmmmmmm is it your hand you want holding? 
Quote by Nimbus
Feeling like the new girl in school.
Ok, so Iv found my partner in crime, surfed the site, thought THIS is what Im looking for, read the advice, the Forum postings, the adverts (hell that took a long time), joined, tried to work out what to put on a profile, found a picture my mum wouldnt recognise, cant get said picture small enough to go on the profile, no idea if I really want to 'post' an advert, or answer one for that matter...SO....can I just sit in a corner and hope no one notices me? lol
Im feeling a little over awed by things, are there any people out there who are interested in helping me get my toes wet (should that be toes? <g>)
And 24 hrs later I was invited to join S.H.A.G.S :eeek:
Quote by Nimbus
I work from home....once Im on top of it for the day I can put up my feet and relax...thought this cafe thing might be the place to do it...but hell the service is rotten! No coffee, have to make my own toast..sheeesh!
No, no the service is excellent if you go toS.H.A.G.S
Trouble is the therapy is making my condition WORSE
:doh:
Don't listen to him Nimbus, he is beyond repair
G x
I get the impression that in less than 24 hrs since joining Iv managed to get myself well on the way to having compulsory membership to S.H.A.G.S.....think I ought to stop now?.....Before I go beyond repair...ohhhhh nooooooooo, the wet toes are coming back to haunt me!
xxx
No No Don't stop Nimbuscome and join me on the couch in SHAGS later and hold my hand while one of the SHAGGERS attends to me!! :lol: :lol:
Now I AM outta here (Tries to leave yet again)
ummmmmmmm is it your hand you want holding? 
Sex God
Quote by Steve
THIS THREAD contains the first post I can locate of mine....
I had posted before but with a different user name that wont search for some reason....
Was Neils request for a snog an indication that he is publicly "coming out" do you think Judy??
:laughabove:
Seriously tho......We didnt get to the munch but who knows..............Maybe we will make another one day...
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Steve, I've just reread the thread in question, for the first time in ages. Ta for that!
Fuckin' 'ell I didn't half go on, eh? I was a bit over-excited I think, and possibly still a bit tipsy? 
It goes without saying there was no truth whatsoever in Judy's scurrilous accusations, and I'm gonna have to ask JQL to remind me about the blonde moment now, cos I can't for the life of me remember which one he was on about? 
I'm not posting me first ever post. It was very, very tedious . . .
N x x x ;)
