A Formal Complaint.

19 Sep 2005

As you may, or may not know, Mondays are always my day off.
So this afternoon, I am relaxing, chores (mainly) done, and decide to have a browse through the site. As ya do.
The kids were due home in ten minutes, so I had a look at the perpetrators crime -
SexyStephs Erotic Stories.
mad

The kids are now home, the dinner is nearly cooked, it's gonna be hours before we have privacy and I am horny as hell!
I demand to know who to address my claim for serious mental trauma and actual bodily harm (which will occur, coz I am gonna burst) to.
The Great Black Dalek, or Sexy(so gonna die)Steph?
:x

19 Sep 2005

but WOW, what a writing style. I was on the fourth chapter before I realised I had work to do !!!!!!
Can't wait to get home tonight now and show 'er indoors !!

19 Sep 2005

So you couldn't act on it either, huh? Looks like we might be able to run a class action, as it were.

19 Sep 2005

Quote by Vix
So you couldn't act on it either, huh? Looks like we might be able to run a class action, as it were.

Phew, have now though !! wink

I love working 5 mins from home !!!!!

19 Sep 2005

You carry on Steph. I'm sending a special delivery of quill pens to you so's you'll have no excuse for stopping! wink

:wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

19 Sep 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
errrrrrrrr does this mean I can't anymore
Steph

Of course you can - you just need to add a government health warning to the top of page 1.

19 Sep 2005

Steph
You just keep writing and I'm sure we will all keep reading
:P