Ok, I have been trying to think of a way of lightening the mood a little, so I have come up with a game (based on a radio 5 programne). Not sure whether it will work, if it does then great, if not put it down as another pointless thread.
So here are the rules. I will give a subject line and you have to defend it and put up an argument as to why it is right. The idea is that the subject will be something that most people won’t agree with in reality, but have to look at the other way round.
e.g. Popping a hard boiled egg up your bum in the morning and leaving it there all day is actually good for your health
Or
e.g. The French are so superior to us Brits because………………………..
Obviously, please don’t chose something that is really indefensible – murder etc etc
You get the idea. I will adjudicate as to which is the best answer and that person posts a statement and adjudicates and so on…………..
Ok – The first (and possibly last) statement –
The more chavs there are in this country, the brighter our future is because ………………
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A game - defending the indefensible
Quote by Happy Cats
The more chavs there are in this country, the brighter our future is because ………………
........ as they strut around talking bollox on a mobile phone, with their cheap nylon burberry producing static electicity as they move... we can then, given a critical mass of chavs, produce enough energy to power every street lamp in the land......therefore our future will be brighter...
Quote by Happy Cats
The more chavs there are in this country, the brighter our future is because ………………
We as a nation must stand proud by the Chav (and Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, Hood Rats) culture. They are a product of our new-found cultural beliefs and our TV scheduling. Thanks to the work of the Chav and their petitions to UK networks, Sky and Channel 5, we are all now able to watch "Ultimate fighting championship", "Booze Britain" and "I am an idiot watch me hurt myself".
These young men and woman (don't forget the Chavettes) are allowing us to broaden our horizons and build a better England.
What other country can boast a generation who have their own uniform (baseball cap, Banded t-Shirt, white trainers, gold necklaces and sovereign rings) and march together in groups (well apart from Nazi germany of course)?
Then there is the fact that we have a new generation of names to mix in with all of the old ones. In 15 or 20 years time we will be working with many Aaliyah's and Kai's and who can say that is a bad thing?
Lastly, there is happy slapping, the main sport of the Chav and which is to be the backbone of our 2012 Olympic bid. We will be happy slapping champions the world over and we can catch it all on our mobile phones to keep us amused for eternity.
They are the politicians, athletes and film stars of tomorrow and I say our future depends on sterilising them!
and beside, can you ever have too much Burberry? I think not!
Sex God
As long as there are Chavs we can all have someone to feel superior to, and something we can work hard to avoid becoming.
Quote by bigDewi69
"There has never been a better time to visit the Middle East because........."
There are no chavs
Ah... but wasn't Jesus the first ever Chav and he lived in the Middle East...???
Jesus... chav?
1) His father did not live with his mother and paid no maintenance
2) He didn’t work
3) He hung around in a group with twelve others
4) One of his mates grassed him up to save his own skin
5) His behaviour was classed as anti social by the authorities
6) He went into a place of worship and vandalised it
7) His mates desecrated his tomb
And in the end the Romans did to him what we would almost certainly like to do to the Chavs ....
Sex God
Quote by postie
"There has never been a better time to visit the Middle East because........."
There are no chavs
Ah... but wasn't Jesus the first ever Chav and he lived in the Middle East...???
Jesus... chav?
1) His father did not live with his mother and paid no maintenance
2) He didn’t work
3) He hung around in a group with twelve others
4) One of his mates grassed him up to save his own skin
5) His behaviour was classed as anti social by the authorities
6) He went into a place of worship and vandalised it
7) His mates desecrated his tomb
And in the end the Romans did to him what we would almost certainly like to do to the Chavs ....
:laughabove:
That is flucking brilliant!! Talk about an historically universal social commentary. I shall look very carefully at the next Burberry baseball cap I see!
Sex God
Quote by BigDanny12999
"There has never been a better time to visit the Middle East because........."
East is east and west is west and the middle east's the place I know least!
Quote by postie
The more chavs there are in this country, the brighter our future is because ………………
........ as they strut around talking bollox on a mobile phone, with their cheap nylon burberry producing static electicity as they move... we can then, given a critical mass of chavs, produce enough energy to power every street lamp in the land......therefore our future will be brighter...
This argument is floored: They would nick the energy to run their growrooms.
Matt
