Hello everyone this was sent to me and I thought I would share it. hope you all enjoy it as much as I I hope no one is offended.
Had crap valentines ? never mind at least you didnt get sent any of these.
love may be beautiful love may be bliss but I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought I would love no other until I met your brother.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are the roses are wilting the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace if only you could hide your face.
I want to feel your sweet embrace. But dont take that paper bag of your face.
what inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka one part lime.