a good way to die !

11 Mar 2005

iwas dicussing with a friend whats a good way to die :twisted:
wrapping you r car round a tree
whilst receiving mind blowing oral sex.
How would like to shuffle of this mortal coil?

11 Mar 2005

I'd take an Aston Martin Vanquish...for a test drive over the white cliffs of Dover!

11 Mar 2005

Morbid ain't ya?
Can I go for the old boring peacefully-in-my-sleep cop-out, please?

11 Mar 2005

getting shot dead by my young 18y old lovers boyfriend.... thats if i hag one.

11 Mar 2005

My Mother died at age 34 with a Brain Haemorrhage. She was having sex with my father at the time!
Didn't really understand it all at the time being fairly young but I suppose if you have got to go, that is the way to do it! Unfortunately dont think it did much for my father and future relationships!

11 Mar 2005

Quote by Marya
Morbid ain't ya?
Can I go for the old boring peacefully-in-my-sleep cop-out, please?

cuase you can hun, but wouldnt you prefer to cum just before?
I know I sure as hell would
The way I would like to go out its unusual, hitting the ground before my chute opens while having sex in freefall ( and yes it IS possible to have sex in free fall )

11 Mar 2005

Like my father - peacefully in his sleep.......
and not screaming and crying like his passengers!

11 Mar 2005

As long as I go quick and not in pain then that's all I want.
hopefully won't be a burden to anyone either.

11 Mar 2005

A good way to die -
In the next two weeks before the mortgage is due.

11 Mar 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
My Mother died at age 34 with a Brain Haemorrhage. She was having sex with my father at the time!
Didn't really understand it all at the time being fairly young but I suppose if you have got to go, that is the way to do it! Unfortunately dont think it did much for my father and future relationships!

That must've been quite traumatic for your father. Sex will probably never have been the same again.

11 Mar 2005

Quote by kristof
( and yes it IS possible to have sex in free fall )

Do tell... biggrin

16 Mar 2005

direct hit on the head from a nucler missile , cushioning its fall so it didnt go off , thus saving the world and becoming a martyr and having statues , plaques and park benches named after me biggrin

:D :D

16 Mar 2005

I just wanna die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandad , not screaming and crying like the passengers on his bus.

17 Mar 2005

taking a cocktail of drugs from parracetolmol ibroprofen vallium extascy times 80 + a ltr of vodka .....mixed with 4 days in hospital fighting for your life on a drip that goes septic for another 4 weeks ..whoops i killed a thread but lessons to be learned here
death why are you thinking about it you morbid buggers ...live your lives death is such a long path

17 Mar 2005

die drunk as a lord on st pats day on the job after giving the lovely lady a wild orgasm and shooting me load
feck if that don't get me into heaven i know i will be welcome in hell

17 Mar 2005

Quote by Scandal
There's no such thing as a good way to die.

well said scandal .. and for the ppl that like to think of thier best way to die or worst ( for the sickos lol) why are you even thinking about it , you should be thinking of the best ways you can live your lives

17 Mar 2005

ignore me i was having a serious moment

17 Mar 2005

Quote by Scandal
you should be thinking of the best ways you can live your lives

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Life is beautifull. x
I agree
Ps Is you two as drunk as me :rascal:

17 Mar 2005

Quote by Scandal
No John - stone cold.
Sober that is!

I wish I could say the same :cheers:

17 Mar 2005

I donâ€™t want to go just yet, but I do think the way you die is just as important as the way you live. So make it a good life before you have a good death.

17 Mar 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
direct hit on the head from a nucler missile , cushioning its fall so it didnt go off , thus saving the world and becoming a martyr and having statues , plaques and park benches named after me :D :D

sorry to rain on your parade, but ICBM's are usually set to detonate at a pre set altitude - even Hiroshima detonated at something like 1000feet - lovely sentiment though.

17 Mar 2005

Dont mind...just as long as its quick with no suffering for myself or family.
I dread getting old with the thought of not being able to control myself sad

17 Mar 2005

Assassin warning - about to kill this thread - look away now :scared:
At the end of the day, unless you make the choice and take the action, then discussing the method of your demise is an exercise in futility equal to " When I win the lottery, I'm going to... " That's not to say you can't think of the perfect scenario - but it rarely works out. Just in case you don't belive me look at the :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: - just remember you WILL need a strong stomach.
You have been warned

17 Mar 2005

Quote by Lil_Bunny
As long as I go quick and not in pain then that's all I want.
hopefully won't be a burden to anyone either.

Wot she said :laughabove: .

17 Mar 2005

When i die - I want to go just like my grandad did - peacefully in his sleep........... Not screaming and panicking like his passengers!
The old ones are the best
and one of these days i might just read through an entire thread before posting!!!!! just noticed this is the third appearance of the joke!
kb
( who might need to be discussing this subject for real soon :cry: )

17 Mar 2005

I can't say how i DO want to die.....but I know how I DON'T.....and that's by being eaten by a shark or drowning.....or both at the same time...... sad

17 Mar 2005

I think I would want to reach a point of terminality and then end cleanly, with no one else near me, quickly and cleanly. Something like a pistol shot to the heart or ( failing a procurement of a firearm ) drive into a tree or wall with a large knife between my chest and the steering wheel. But as I mentioned earlier that is unlikely to happen right up to the point the doctor tells me I'm terminal.
Sod it all you can do is keep your karma healthy, and wait your turn.

17 Mar 2005

I`d rather die alone too, but in my sleep.
Well that cheered me up! :mrgreen:
(btw, you lot can go ahead and die if you like, but I think I might give it a miss if you don`t mind)
Venusxxx

18 Mar 2005

I personally would like to be taken as a overworked sex slave by a horde of Amazonian tribeswomen for a few decades before being accidentally suffocated by a massive pair of breasts.

18 Mar 2005

Quote by Alex And Lianne
I personally would like to be taken as a overworked sex slave by a horde of Amazonian tribeswomen for a few decades before being accidentally suffocated by a massive pair of breasts.

Pair of breasts?!
Scandal, it`s far too early to respond to you. lol

Venusxxx