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a kind of location survey?

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as I read through all the posts on here it seems that everyone lives 'somewhere else'
makes me feel real alone down here in essex. how about a 'hands up if you are in or near essex' it would be good to know I have some company especially from the ladies and couples.
i dont live in essex but live somewhere close
Youre in luck ! We live somewhere else too !
all yous are really cruel teasing like that ..........by the way we knowhere near lol
Essex!!
sorry only read the last 3 letters!
miles away from me too
I know someone who lives in Essex.
Nope moved out when Burberry moved in........mr and mrs davej still live just next door in Hertford though, so see you at the Essex munch if you got your name down in time.
I'm still here in Chav city central,not for long though..............
i've been to harlow a few times....and have relatives that reside there...close enough??? confused
Nahhh not Essex either, i'm in Hull and it's never that dull.
J
We have the same last 3 letters in our location as yours, does that help
Sussex2
I know I dont live in essex! But I do know where I live and its not near essex! :P
Do you live not near essex too?? :P
I live close enough to Essex to be slightly worried about it, but far enough away to be able to wear black socks. biggrin
hehe!
So does anybody come from a bit near essex then, close enough to have to wear white socks?? rolleyes
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hehe!
So does anybody come from a bit near essex then, close enough to have to wear white socks?? rolleyes

Fortunately the border guards that patrol the Herts Essex boundaries, do regular stop searches and remove any white socks that are being smuggled into the county, along with any Burberry and large hoop ear rings. I fell victim to them last summer when I visited Harlow and purchased some white socks to wear with my sandals to prevent chaffing. They were confiscated and put into a skip alongside a Ford Escort with an exhaust the size of a dustbin, 4 dozen baseball caps, 3 sets of pink velour track suits and a dog called Tyson that was wearing a 6 inch thick studded collar, .
lol
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I went to Essex once..........
It rained !!!

What a cooincidence ! We went that day too , but it was closed :-(
Quote by gurl
I went to Essex once..........
It rained !!!

That reminds me. Every time I've ever visited Bristol it has pissed down there.
Bristol, of course, isn't in Essex. It's about as interesting as Essex though, only with a lot less burberry.
lol
Not all Threads can be as helpfull as this one
Been there seen it but wished confused: :?: :?: :?:
Fred
Hey you lot!
Why are you all knocking the land of VonChav,Burberry and Staffs.I can assure you that having lived here for 3 long long years that your prejudices are misplaced......it's far worse than you can possibly imagine.
lol
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at least theres 2 from northeast wink :cheers: drinkies :thumbup:
Quote by DeniseBabe
well its about now that me and Mr_D are hanging our heads in shame........... we are sat here in my house in Essex and wishing we maybe lived elsewhere confused Still we have decided its better than East london lol

Ahh but ya east end peeps aren't from essex are they ????
(married to an east ender !! sorry Denise had to defend him in his absence wink )