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Brilliant!!!
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Ain't he a little devil Voddy! :P :P
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by vodka_babe22uk
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
..... .Specificity
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I can't say this sober!
WORDS THAT ARE A BIT TOO EASY TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
I love you .. no, I do ... I know I don't tell you but I love you to bits ... you're my best friend .... you're the best ....
Make it a double.
No, it's ok, I can walk home.
Since when have Greeks/Indians/Iraquis made pizza??? And why is the tomato ketchup pink?
One good thing about alcohol is....
Selective memory.
Never really seem to remember the bad parts of the night before. My friend AL get's rid of those for me.
So to bad memories of the night before :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
And
:drinkies: :drinkies: to plenty more good times still to come :P
Chug-ga-lug!!!
Selective memory.
Never really seem to remember the bad parts of the night before. My friend AL get's rid of those for me.
So to bad memories of the night before :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
And
:drinkies: :drinkies: to plenty more good times still to come :PChug-ga-lug!!!
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
All staples of intense, drunken, 2am chats, of course! I know so much about all three examples. ...
- perfect time to bring them into the convesation. 
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Don't know WHAT you're talking about, Voddy.
Spot on
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
All staples of intense, drunken, 2am chats, of course! I know so much about all three examples. ...
- perfect time to bring them into the convesation. THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Don't know WHAT you're talking about, Voddy.
Spot on
Sex God
Cheers Voddy, have one on me.
John
John
:coffee:
Warming the Bed
Libra love I have to agree with you on that one :OD
Quote by beebeep
Oi Oi!!! :shock:
I was first!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/40905.html
the search button is your friend!, i've always wanted to type that, my life is complete now i will fade away ...................................
I thought there was a deja vue about the thread - but figured it was just the Matrix fuckin' with my mind :lol:
Warming the Bed
My Dearest No. 1 Fan :inlove:
I was sad to receive your letter :cry: If you are such a fan how were you able to write anything at all Let me try and suggest ways you might find helpful to overcome your worries
Remove any ex boyfriend's/girlfriend's number from your telephone speed dial. I can fully understand the need to converse with someone at 2 am and would suggest the following. Open you phone book and at the overseas codes page and randomly choose a country
Dial the code and any series of numbers until you hear a ringing tone. When the phone is answered you can chirrup away to your hearts content. 
This has 3 distinct advantages over phoning an ex. Firstly you may have called someone in a country where it is a more civilised hour, thus not disturbing their sleep. Secondly they may not speak English so will have no idea of what you are talking about. Lastly, and very important, they will not have a clue who you are and will not be coming round in the morning to knock your block off :evil:
I can see nothing wrong with your eating habits. Sounds to me to be a very neutritianal and well balanced diet :lol:
You are not clumsy. Indeed you do not have to move at all. If you stand, or if tired lay down, you will find everything moves around you with no effort at all to yourself.
By now, being a no. 1 fan, hangovers should be a thing of the past. However I do sympathise and can only sugest you increase the dosages of your precautions. Also try drinking a pint of milk before joining me :shock:
As for finding words difficult, or impossible to say when we have spent a happy evening together, why try and speak at all. Enjoy the moment :lol: If you cannot remember in the morning what the moment was, do not fear. In the cold light of day (I am not at my best then) you may look at who is laying beside you and think "What have I done
ops: " Do not do this. Cherish the thought that it seemed like a good idea at the time and that at you at least had a shag :taz:
I hope this helps and I look forward to our next meeting very soon.
Yours forever,
Al :inlove:
I was sad to receive your letter :cry: If you are such a fan how were you able to write anything at all
Let me try and suggest ways you might find helpful to overcome your worries Remove any ex boyfriend's/girlfriend's number from your telephone speed dial. I can fully understand the need to converse with someone at 2 am and would suggest the following. Open you phone book and at the overseas codes page and randomly choose a country
Dial the code and any series of numbers until you hear a ringing tone. When the phone is answered you can chirrup away to your hearts content. This has 3 distinct advantages over phoning an ex. Firstly you may have called someone in a country where it is a more civilised hour, thus not disturbing their sleep. Secondly they may not speak English so will have no idea of what you are talking about. Lastly, and very important, they will not have a clue who you are and will not be coming round in the morning to knock your block off :evil: I can see nothing wrong with your eating habits. Sounds to me to be a very neutritianal and well balanced diet :lol:
You are not clumsy. Indeed you do not have to move at all. If you stand, or if tired lay down, you will find everything moves around you with no effort at all to yourself.
By now, being a no. 1 fan, hangovers should be a thing of the past. However I do sympathise and can only sugest you increase the dosages of your precautions. Also try drinking a pint of milk before joining me :shock:
As for finding words difficult, or impossible to say when we have spent a happy evening together, why try and speak at all. Enjoy the moment :lol: If you cannot remember in the morning what the moment was, do not fear. In the cold light of day (I am not at my best then) you may look at who is laying beside you and think "What have I done
ops: " Do not do this. Cherish the thought that it seemed like a good idea at the time and that at you at least had a shag :taz: I hope this helps and I look forward to our next meeting very soon.
Yours forever,
Al :inlove:
Warming the Bed
I blame JD and coke for my down fall when Im out
but I wouldnt be without it
but I wouldnt be without it
