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A Literary Challenge
Pete - for a guy in retirement you've certainly got a new lease of life
I know - just call me kitkat - as in got the willpower of one
I shall call it research!
I bet you could thnk of a story that would turn me on, now you know what I like to get up to on my nights out.
Working on it! Stop nagging woman! Slightly different style to Just Another Guy though, and a bit slow out of the blocks.
Been helping the kids with their homework - They had to build a website !!! Who says school standards are dropping!
Bloomin eck my head hurts.
lhk
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Sex God
Pete - They build web sites in schools now? I'm impressed 
Just Another Guy - I'm happy if you're happy , I'll take your share of boy on boy AND girl on girl, I'm not fussy :wink:
Just Another Guy - I'm happy if you're happy
, I'll take your share of boy on boy AND girl on girl, I'm not fussy :wink: Tell me about it!
"help me with my homework" she says
"What is it" expecting something nice and simple, bit of maths, capital cities of Europe, that sort of thing
"build a web site"
ok........
At the office is in the stories section. Gone for the slightly darker side of the theme. :twisted:
I trust that was what you were after? You did say a story about being stuck in the office with two strong women, which reflected some of your personal tastes. 0:-)
(I still say we need an emoticon with a halo).
lhk
Pete
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P.S. started off in the third person, then went to the first person and swapped between present and past tense. so forgive me if it jumps around a bit.
"help me with my homework" she says
"What is it" expecting something nice and simple, bit of maths, capital cities of Europe, that sort of thing
"build a web site"
ok........
At the office is in the stories section. Gone for the slightly darker side of the theme. :twisted:
I trust that was what you were after? You did say a story about being stuck in the office with two strong women, which reflected some of your personal tastes. 0:-)
(I still say we need an emoticon with a halo).
lhk
Pete
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P.S. started off in the third person, then went to the first person and swapped between present and past tense. so forgive me if it jumps around a bit.
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(P.S. started off in the third person, then went to the first person and swapped between present and past tense. so forgive me if it jumps around a bit.
Getting the pedantic part about tenses out of the way - it was pretty stirring with a great twist at the end... I would think 7/10 for a first effort written under stressful conditions. With tidying up (and the term 'witches' deleted) it might make 9/10 but I will have to confer with my co-judge Blue about that.
Your brief retirement obviously worked wonders for you Pete. I shall take the image of an imaginary Pete being gaffer taped to the desk and toyed with mercilessly with me to bed............mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jags
I have just caught up with this thread.... my, we were all very bored yesterday, weren't we?
Pete. You have an embryo talent there, but may I suggest you seem to want to write comedic situations so why not accept that and go for gold?
Of course, everyone is correct.... that Swinging Stories section has some real mingers in it.
How about we do a 'Room 101' and organise a poll to decide which ones Mark should consign to cyber history? Assign each one a number and the top 50% gets the big one and we all get put out of the writer's misery. That way, it'll save Mark the effort.
Whadda-ya'll-think?
Hxx
Pete. You have an embryo talent there, but may I suggest you seem to want to write comedic situations so why not accept that and go for gold?
Of course, everyone is correct.... that Swinging Stories section has some real mingers in it.
How about we do a 'Room 101' and organise a poll to decide which ones Mark should consign to cyber history? Assign each one a number and the top 50% gets the big one and we all get put out of the writer's misery. That way, it'll save Mark the effort.
Whadda-ya'll-think?
Hxx
Sex God
Pete - I jsut read the masterpiece - GREAT STUFF - loved the ending, a twist I didn't expect :shock: , and the videao camera bit was stroke of genius, hmmm, you've given a an idea - I want a pay rise - wonder whether it would work with my boss
Mark.
Well, I didn't get where I am today without some literal lateral literary thinking
But it would take a little bit of time investment. Like I said, assign each one a number then create a 'sticky' poll. Obviously, only a Moddy or yourself can do all this. (Can I suggest do them in batches of 10-15? Either all at once or one batch a week). After a fixed length of time it'll be clear which is crud.
Hxx
I think you're a star for such a suggestion
Well, I didn't get where I am today without some literal lateral literary thinking
But it would take a little bit of time investment. Like I said, assign each one a number then create a 'sticky' poll. Obviously, only a Moddy or yourself can do all this. (Can I suggest do them in batches of 10-15? Either all at once or one batch a week). After a fixed length of time it'll be clear which is crud.
Hxx
Thanks all!
Heather, comedy is the last refuge place for the coward!
cor - not sure I can remember that far back.
Perhaps I could tell you about the other night, in the garden, (I know how much you like your gardens) gentle foreplay, talking in detail about sex she had had with other people (before we met), getting very horny, when I first broached the subject of seriously swinging. And the positive result it got. Very positive.
On the other hand... suggesting to your wife that you would like her to have sex with other men (and women) appears to be acceptable, however, chatting to other women about your wife without permission, is a very effective way of commiting suicide!
And I ...... don't have experiences to relate that have not involved her.
I can only promise to try!
Blue, Don't tell me you have never tried video cameras!
lhk
Pete
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Heather, comedy is the last refuge place for the coward!
Still, in order to maintain the thread I did enjoy the story - would now like a true story!! From your youth? From your early adulthood? Or just from anytime...
cor - not sure I can remember that far back.
Perhaps I could tell you about the other night, in the garden, (I know how much you like your gardens) gentle foreplay, talking in detail about sex she had had with other people (before we met), getting very horny, when I first broached the subject of seriously swinging. And the positive result it got. Very positive.
On the other hand... suggesting to your wife that you would like her to have sex with other men (and women) appears to be acceptable, however, chatting to other women about your wife without permission, is a very effective way of commiting suicide!
And I ...... don't have experiences to relate that have not involved her.
I can only promise to try!
Blue, Don't tell me you have never tried video cameras!
lhk
Pete
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Sex God
Pete - so after the conversation in your garden, does this mean you and your beloved will soon be making the monumental leap from hanger to swinger? Hope so :P
Experience of video cams, yes - but not with my boss! On second thoughts, I'm not sure I need a pay rise that much :? :?
Experience of video cams, yes - but not with my boss! On second thoughts, I'm not sure I need a pay rise that much
:? :? First week in november is final exam day. Only problem is, I am not sitting the exam. (someday I will learn to talk in straight english!)
Thats when Mrs lhk goes off with some mates to Manchester for 3 days, with strict instructions to misbehave.
Actually, that is not far from you Blue is it?, shame she is not going to be there on a tuesday, I am sure you could have recommended a suitable night out. :twisted: Now THAT would be a story worth telling.
And before i get deluged with requests from half of Manchester - the answer is no, you can't have the hotel name. :P
Lets say I am in a state of excited anticipation.
lhk
Thats when Mrs lhk goes off with some mates to Manchester for 3 days, with strict instructions to misbehave.
Actually, that is not far from you Blue is it?, shame she is not going to be there on a tuesday, I am sure you could have recommended a suitable night out. :twisted: Now THAT would be a story worth telling.
And before i get deluged with requests from half of Manchester - the answer is no, you can't have the hotel name. :P
Lets say I am in a state of excited anticipation.
lhk
Sex God
So, let me get this straight - Mrs lhk is going to become a fully fledged swinger and you won't even be there to see it???
Her misbehaving in Manchester isn't too far from me, the clubs I go to are around the Manchester area, ahhhh, maybe little old blue will get to see Mrs lhk misbehave :wink: :wink:
Her misbehaving in Manchester isn't too far from me, the clubs I go to are around the Manchester area, ahhhh, maybe little old blue will get to see Mrs lhk misbehave
:wink: :wink: Funny old world isn't it!
It is all about making sure it is something she wants for herself, and not just doing it for me. (Thanks for the advice in a very early string on this forum). Otherwise I will never be sure, and neither will she, and we will never get beyond tippy toes.
I, of course, am under strict instructions to behave while she is in Manchester. What's all that about, eh?
Besides, isn't this what text messaging was invented for? I'll be getting regular updates.
lhk
It is all about making sure it is something she wants for herself, and not just doing it for me. (Thanks for the advice in a very early string on this forum). Otherwise I will never be sure, and neither will she, and we will never get beyond tippy toes.
I, of course, am under strict instructions to behave while she is in Manchester.
What's all that about, eh?Besides, isn't this what text messaging was invented for? I'll be getting regular updates.
lhk
Sex God
Can't argue with your logic, and hope it works out for Mrs lhk in Manchester, but it's a shame you can't misbehave too - who came up with that rule??? :cry:
Pete - just you take it easy. if your read my earliest postings I was right there with you and not at all comfortable about this. Not sure I still am (!) but am much more comfortable about talking about it!!! As Mark said it's difficult to transfer a fantasy into a dream into a reality.
Mind you, am SO looking forward to getting out of my 'nervous shell', this protection is beginning to feel unecessary.
Jags
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Mind you, am SO looking forward to getting out of my 'nervous shell', this protection is beginning to feel unecessary.
Jags
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Ditto what Jags and Mark said, Pete.
My first Swinging experience was terrifying. I so badly wanted to do it, but when push came to shove I somehow found myself at a party with six sex hungry blokes standing inches from me proudly displaying their equipment. I hadn't realised it was a multiple choice question.
I'm ashamed to say I had to get a bit tipsy before taking the plunge... but once I had I realised I loved it and the rest is history.
Somehow it's different for blokes. They seem very happy to bonk a complete stranger. Girls are conditioned to fend off strangers though. I'm sure Mrs. Pete will love it when she does find herself in the right place with the right company.
Hxx
My first Swinging experience was terrifying. I so badly wanted to do it, but when push came to shove I somehow found myself at a party with six sex hungry blokes standing inches from me proudly displaying their equipment. I hadn't realised it was a multiple choice question.
I'm ashamed to say I had to get a bit tipsy before taking the plunge... but once I had I realised I loved it and the rest is history.
Somehow it's different for blokes. They seem very happy to bonk a complete stranger. Girls are conditioned to fend off strangers though. I'm sure Mrs. Pete will love it when she does find herself in the right place with the right company.
Hxx
Sex God
Pete - all credit to you, I hope it is what Mrs lhk wants, and you'll get to wear your fully fledged swinger cap and gown some day soon! Mrs lhk is a lucky girl!
Heather - re. your first swinging experience - 6 hungry blokes on your first time - I'm sure you coped with them tho 8) . Your story reminds me of my first time at a swingers club. Naive little me just happened to wander into one of the (now deceased) dark rooms at Cupids, followed in by about 15 blokes in just towels and hard-ons. My first reaction was OH SHIT!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: But then I reaslised what a buzz I was having and had a play with a few of the nearest ones. Been recreating that scene ever since :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Heather - re. your first swinging experience - 6 hungry blokes on your first time - I'm sure you coped with them tho 8) . Your story reminds me of my first time at a swingers club. Naive little me just happened to wander into one of the (now deceased) dark rooms at Cupids, followed in by about 15 blokes in just towels and hard-ons. My first reaction was OH SHIT!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: But then I reaslised what a buzz I was having and had a play with a few of the nearest ones. Been recreating that scene ever since :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Hi Mrs lhk! What is it you would like to find out???
Hi Mrs lhk! What is it you would like to find out???
Mrs lhk went :shock:
:lol: :lol: She also said, who is this blue? she is on the ball.
I said "both of them"
Mrs lhk smiled,
Are we now talking to the real Mrs Petelhk?
The one and only!
feeling much more reserved than I am, but willing to give you half and inch. Which Helen says will just about suit you Mark.
:lol:
tippy toeing about to end. Plan B. We are looking for a club for our first leap into the dark. All advice welcome. Blue, as the most depraved person I have ever met, I shall value your local knowledge.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Have confess mark, I did have some input to that comment.
Serious about the clubs. After much discussion decided we will go to a club together and see what happens.
Either London or Manchester
London cos that was where we had our honeymoon (ahhh)
Manchester ish cos, well there seems to be more information about that than anywhere else.
And yes, rochdale would be an option. Although how I explain to my social circle that I am going to Rochdale instead of Paris for my 21st wedding anniversary I have no idea.
Now, what do we wear, how do we say no politely, how do we talk to others, oh crap
What I really need - is someone to come with us to hold our hands!!
Right, been talking about sex all night. Very horny and off for a shag.
Back in 2 minutes :lol:
lhk
