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A little curiosity about pubes
Sex God
Quote by shireen-steve
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OMG it's davej on form watch out everyone@ davej
Shireen
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and as always shireen .....no malice intended towards anyone other than anyone who cannot recognise that there is no malicious intent, for those people my signature really does kinda sum it up........hugs, peace and a ham paste baguette to you all
Sex God
Quote by shireen-steve
Can I have salad on my baguette please dave??
Shireen
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Typical.......couldn't be easier..slice open baguette, butter, spread on paste, now there is all sorts of cutting, choppin and cleaning to do...and me with grey body hair (tidy link to the thread there...davej not hi-jacking) which kinda signifies that I've reached the point in my life where I just havn't the time to bugger around these days.
Shireen sweetie as much as I would like to prep you a decent baguette, I just dont have the longevity to piss around.....I will send you a cheque for £7................ you can give Pret A Manger a visit tomorrow
Quote by davej
Can I have salad on my baguette please dave??
Shireen
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Typical.......couldn't be easier..slice open baguette, butter, spread on paste, now there is all sorts of cutting, choppin and cleaning to do...and me with grey body hair (tidy link to the thread there...davej not hi-jacking) which kinda signifies that I've reached the point in my life where I just havn't the time to bugger around these days.
Shireen sweetie as much as I would like to prep you a decent baguette, I just dont have the longevity to piss around.....I will send you a cheque for £7................ you can give Pret A Manger a visit tomorrow
Oi you ya bugger
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: what about me your number one girl hey!!! 
..................i don't want a cheque....but a sausage in mine :roll: just ignore shireen................ she just all salad and nothing her :giggle:
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Sex God
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Bloody ell so i do need to be worried then :shock:
And Dave,Ham paste ffs if youve gotta do paste couldnt you pick summat a bit more classy than ham
be worried clare...if they are peeping through on your head then it's gonna happen.
.....davej off to buy some of Tesco's finest crab paste.......
But the old hair dye soon cures that one 
Warming the Bed
You apparently go grey starting from your head and it slowly moves down your body so at some point there will be grey hairs everywhere. But i think you only have to really worry when the hair on your toes go grey as by then you must be on the final strech
Sex God
A simple solution is to plait the offending articles. Then when asked, say you've purposely highlighted your thatch for that multi-dimensional effect. Add ribbons and beads to the plaits and you can say you are expressing your artistic muse!
Now in my forties (well 40 anyway) I have become aware that I have begun to resemble a badgers arse :cry:
Fearing the worst I visited the local Boots and after waiting till there was no one else in the shop tntatively approached the counter girl to ask for some Just for men hair dye
sadly my bottle went at the last moment and I blurted out " A gross of coloured variety condoms and a surgical truss please"
Having sold my house and all of its contents to pay the bill I made my way somewhat dejected to a site meeting where I was promptly shot and killed by a vermin control agent who had mistaken my head for a badgers arse :shock:
in future I shall be ordering my hair dye via the internet but for the moment I have drained the sump of my mini and found that used engine oil is a reasonable low priced substitute
Oh and ps clair yeah your pubes go grey too
although I prefer to use the term Distinguished
Fearing the worst I visited the local Boots and after waiting till there was no one else in the shop tntatively approached the counter girl to ask for some Just for men hair dye
sadly my bottle went at the last moment and I blurted out " A gross of coloured variety condoms and a surgical truss please"
Having sold my house and all of its contents to pay the bill I made my way somewhat dejected to a site meeting where I was promptly shot and killed by a vermin control agent who had mistaken my head for a badgers arse :shock:
in future I shall be ordering my hair dye via the internet but for the moment I have drained the sump of my mini and found that used engine oil is a reasonable low priced substitute
Oh and ps clair yeah your pubes go grey too
although I prefer to use the term Distinguished
