A NEW COCK PIC JUST FOR JAGS!!

20 Feb 2004

Sorry Jags, couldn't resist it !!!!

20 Feb 2004

Boys!!!
Still thinking that willy pics are funny...whilst we all KNOW they are funny!!
*deep sigh and hard smack* Put it away boy.

:rotflmao:

20 Feb 2004

When I posted this it was a "Flashing Banana."
Now for some reason it has stopped so it is now just a banana!! See, even the Bananas in Pajamas are out to make me look stupid and I really don't need too much help in that

20 Feb 2004

He's flashing like he's on speed for me Sarge! Probably over-excited at the new look of the SH site! If he's not careful he might have somebody's eye out...
Sappho xxx

20 Feb 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
It's not flashing, it's waggling!!! EVEN more funny and not in the least offensive, only person worried now is you???? Did you use a digital video camera on self timer???
x xx

20 Feb 2004

Hey Serg!!
That has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time!!!
Thanks a million, you've just helped me get through an otherwise businesslike Friday!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
8)

20 Feb 2004

Quote by Jags
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
It's not flashing, it's waggling!!! EVEN more funny and not in the least offensive, only person worried now is you???? Did you use a digital video camera on self timer???
x xx

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now I'm concerned that the Bananas are out to get me!!! So it's flashing for everyone apart from me, and I gave him his big break in SHowbiz (new word for the SH Dictionary).
On the other hand you lot could be conspiring to make me think it is still flashing to make me think there is a Banana Conspiracy going on :shock:
You'll be telling me next that my little tank was running over emoticons before!!
Where's Artificer when I need him???
Walks off to queue outside the GFZ, in need of a beer and muttering " Maybe I should change places with that sophisticated D woman in the Big City!!"

20 Feb 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I AM congenital idiot!!!!

Is it working now for you Sarge???

20 Feb 2004

Nope!! (The conspiricy theory thickens)

20 Feb 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Nope!! (The conspiricy theory thickens)

That's a lot more than your dick does... 8)

20 Feb 2004

Now then children, play nice!!! evil

Sarge - it seems to be flashing, waggling and goodness knows what else on everyone else's screens so I hope it is working for you.
Jags - Having just persuaded everyone that you and I are NOT fighting, please don't go winding up Sarge and picking a fight with him instead. I have a nice bottle of something red and robust for you for tomorrow. Provided you are a good girl! rolleyes

(ahhhhh, it's sooooo good to be back in peacemaker mode! :happy: )

20 Feb 2004

Sorry my eyes deceived me there for a second - I saw 'pacemaker' mode!!
lol

:lol: :lol:
x xx x

20 Feb 2004

Quote by Jags
Nope!! (The conspiricy theory thickens)

20 Feb 2004

Hi Sarge... lol

:lol:
Today I am incredibly happy and just was sprinkling a liberal dose of Weegie wit and sophistication around the site - if that D woman can do then surely I can better her.
Mind you, I have never seen a better or funnier animation in my long long weary life...much better than the real thing could ever hope to be.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :rude: :happy:

20 Feb 2004

Quote by Jags
:happy: :happy: :happy: :rude: :happy:

Mmmmmmm is it or isn't it??????????????

20 Feb 2004

Tis or tisn't what??? A Friday - a good Friday - a good long Friday (is that copyright?) - a sunny cold good long Friday - what?
x xx

20 Feb 2004

Tis or tisn't tyou !! I mean is or isn't you ??? Or are you really the Sophisticated D Woman.
Will, come and poke some fun at her. If it's Jags she'll slap you and if its the Sophisticated D Womam (FTBC) then she'll call you an immature wanker!!!! Then we'll know!!

20 Feb 2004

:jagsatwork:

:jagsatwork: :smackbottom: :jagsatwork: :smackbottom: :jagsatwork: :smackbottom:
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Some hae meat and canny eat
Some hae none an' want it
But we hae meat
And we can eat
So may the Lord b'thankit
x xx xx Men, I love them, I love them I love them (not ALL of them you understand!!)

20 Feb 2004

In fact it doesn't have to be Will............. This could be the only time I can justify saying this:
Come on, everyone poke fun at Jags !!! (Make the most of it while it's in the interest of science)

20 Feb 2004

Sticks and stone will break my bones
but names will never hurt me!!!
Least not today - maybe tomorrow... but that's another day.
(gone into quoting mode, must be that CD-ROM that Will stuck up me arse the other day when we were engaging in hand-to-hand fighting)

20 Feb 2004

OMG!! Now she's reciting poetry!!! This is not Jags, nor is it the Sophisticated D Woman (FTBC) this is ..................................................... Pam Eyres????!!!!!!!

20 Feb 2004

Victoria Woods...please. I am much more sophisticated than Pam Eyres!
Sophistication is my middle name, or it is my middle finger??????

20 Feb 2004

Having carefully analysed the style and syntax of the posts in this thread, I think I can confidently reveal..........
That is definitely JAGS !
So there is no need for anyone to poke fun - well, not in the interests of science anyway. Of course, if you REALLY want to, then feel free. On this occasion, I am going to sit on the sidelines and watch. :twisted:
Jags, honey - here's your claymore. Go for it!
Oh, and by the way you two.....
It's Pam Ayres and Victoria Wood (no 's') rolleyes

20 Feb 2004

what about this one?
sorry i know its very rude .. but i cant help giggling at the sight !!!!

20 Feb 2004

The only consolation is that it's not showing up and saved my overuse of the delete button...
Oh... AND a HUGE slap for Will - you are not going to be able to sit for weeks and weeks and weeks. biggrin

20 Feb 2004

Quote by willxx69
It's Pam Ayres and Victoria Wood (no 's')

When I posted that I suspected it was Ayres but wasn't sure. I thought "No -one will be that picky to point it out if it's wrong" !!!
Hi Will ( Mr Picky !!)

20 Feb 2004

Quote by Jags
Sticks and stone will break my bones
but names will never hurt me!!!

Hiya Jugs

20 Feb 2004

You are SO DEAD!!!
x xx

22 Feb 2004

Quote by Jags
You are SO DEAD!!!

That's Jags !!!

21 Apr 2007

Sarge, you really are a mean sod at times :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: