Hi, very very new to this and hope I have started in the right place. I'm a 44 str8 male about 5' 10" looking to have fun, meet new people and have an enjoyable time. Hope to here from someone soon.
jessie (the dukes)
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:welcome: to the tranquil haven of SHeaven, i hope your stay is comfortable and you have all the enjoyment you expect from our wonderful array of ammenities....
there is a large selection of options to choose from during your visit here, including the ever so entertaining and elthralling setting of the cafe, where upon you can sit,unwind and involve your self in some of the political, social and ethical debates that regularly transpire here.....
alternatively you can get an add posted meet some wild, wacky and interesting people and (if all goes well) induldge in sexual shenanigans that you only usually read about in girlie mags....
hope you find what ya lloking for
PS drinks from the mini bar are chargable to your credit card
there is a large selection of options to choose from during your visit here, including the ever so entertaining and elthralling setting of the cafe, where upon you can sit,unwind and involve your self in some of the political, social and ethical debates that regularly transpire here.....
alternatively you can get an add posted meet some wild, wacky and interesting people and (if all goes well) induldge in sexual shenanigans that you only usually read about in girlie mags....
hope you find what ya lloking for
PS drinks from the mini bar are chargable to your credit card
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Hi from a fellow newbie... I'm sure you'll have some fun here. Tiz a kewl site with lots of friendly people.
Paul.
Hi Dukes
Don't listen to Scooby, he's only been here five minutes, still in his honeymoon period, sees life through rose coloured specs
:loon: This place is filled with innuendo, irony, oxymoron and great dollops of onomatopoeia :eeek:
Watch out for the cafe scoundrels Dino, Postie and Happy Cats (whose name in itself is ironic), they'll take the pee out of you before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'
Enjoy your stay though
Sex God
welcome to the forums 
how are ya settling in luv?