Between these two alter egos,
Both similarities and differences are rife.
Lucrezia had at least 3 husbands.
The other was never a wife
lucrezia could be very loving
But alas she also bred fear.
Another of our things in common.
Twins, but for about 520 year.
A few clues to give some assistance
But will you guess ? we will see.
We all know who Lucrezia Borgia was
But how many of you know it is me?
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Quote by man with no name
I tracked yer here too, Ugly. You gonna come quiet? I'm in town for one day: then it's back to the High Plains. Make sure you're ready to ride by dawn (spits, lights cheroot)
I hear you bin annoyin' the ladies; should't a' done that. remember the Alamo...
Hey - man witha no nama - deed you know that Sheryl Crow put on a poncho - heh?
See ya!
Quote by Eli the Ugly
I tracked yer here too, Ugly. You gonna come quiet? I'm in town for one day: then it's back to the High Plains. Make sure you're ready to ride by dawn (spits, lights cheroot)
I hear you bin annoyin' the ladies; should't a' done that. remember the Alamo...
Hey - man witha no nama - deed you know that Sheryl Crow put on a poncho - heh?
See ya!
Yep.
I gave it to her when she did a concert for the 'Rawhide' Reunion.
Come to think of it, she did a couple of songs that coulda been just for you shorty..
'Run, Baby Run' seems kinda 'appropriate' in your case
And if you see that Frenchy, the one with the cucumber tied to his face, tell him
'The First Cut is the Deepest'-tht's the Sheryl version, not that Cat fellah, or that fellah with the highlights and scottish trousers.
Gotta mosey
Gotta go find 'A Few Dollars More'
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Quote by Cyrano de Bergerac
baisez-moi! :shock: nom de le bouef!! putain de merde!!!
un cucumberrrrr, cucumberrrrrrrrr???????c'est insupportable!!! :mad: ave at you monsieur!
cyrano du grand epee (( et nez aussi ))
Yep.
(spits, lights cheroot)
Sure do get het-up don't ya Frenchy.
Just haul yer ass down to The Old Churchyard tonight. make sure you bring that cucumber along-sure goota give the buzzards somethin' ta perch on..
No wonder this thread has been taken over by just the lads, none of it is in proper English. I can understand it all of course. But the ladies won't find it so easy. Give them a break eh?
This rhyming stuff is good very good, but it's not going to get you a shag is it. Ladies just don't dig that stuff, they prefer plain talking straight up guys ...... the regular lad, but also someone they can relate to ...... I don't like to blow my own trumpet as you know but the ladies, they like that I can talk about their problems, they feel at ease with me. I haven't been in this business this long and not learnt a thing or two about women, I can tell you. Once they feel at ease, then you can move in for the shag. Ditch this so called 'clever' stuff, yeh? Tell a few jokes - a bit like Fozzy, but better if you know what I mean. The birds will be in here in no time with their tits out and gagging for it.
This rhyming stuff is good very good, but it's not going to get you a shag is it. Ladies just don't dig that stuff, they prefer plain talking straight up guys ...... the regular lad, but also someone they can relate to ...... I don't like to blow my own trumpet as you know but the ladies, they like that I can talk about their problems, they feel at ease with me. I haven't been in this business this long and not learnt a thing or two about women, I can tell you. Once they feel at ease, then you can move in for the shag. Ditch this so called 'clever' stuff, yeh? Tell a few jokes - a bit like Fozzy, but better if you know what I mean. The birds will be in here in no time with their tits out and gagging for it.
Quote by DAVlD BENT
No wonder this thread has been taken over by just the lads, none of it is in proper English. I can understand it all of course. But the ladies won't find it so easy. Give them a break eh?
This rhyming stuff is good very good, but it's not going to get you a shag is it. Ladies just don't dig that stuff, they prefer plain talking straight up guys ...... the regular lad, but also someone they can relate to ...... I don't like to blow my own trumpet as you know but the ladies, they like that I can talk about their problems, they feel at ease with me. I haven't been in this business this long and not learnt a thing or two about women, I can tell you. Once they feel at ease, then you can move in for the shag. Ditch this so called 'clever' stuff, yeh? Tell a few jokes - a bit like Fozzy, but better if you know what I mean. The birds will be in here in no time with their tits out and gagging for it.
SIR,
All this talk of ladies. I fear never in your life have you had the chance to gaze at a lady, let alone converse with a lady! Who are you to presume to know what a LADY wants!
Be gone, back to your common wenches and never again let me hear you have dared to express such thoughts.
Hey, you, Bent.
I done told Ugly, and that varmint with the cucumber where his nose should be, about upsetting these here womenfolk. Seems you are gettin' mighty close to it too. Maybe that's ok in Slug, or whatever hole you crawled out of, but don't try it in this territory. I kinda like protecting these good, God-fearin' Ladies. As I'm only in town for a day, I might just clear out all the sidewinders and cactus toads while I'm here.
(spits., lights cheroot)
You got that shorty?
Ladies, I'm sure sorry about the conduct of these 'genelmen'. Call my name is they start buggin' ya again-oh, yeah, I aint got no name. Well call me anyway
Gotta mosey
Gotta go Hang some Fella High
??
I done told Ugly, and that varmint with the cucumber where his nose should be, about upsetting these here womenfolk. Seems you are gettin' mighty close to it too. Maybe that's ok in Slug, or whatever hole you crawled out of, but don't try it in this territory. I kinda like protecting these good, God-fearin' Ladies. As I'm only in town for a day, I might just clear out all the sidewinders and cactus toads while I'm here.
(spits., lights cheroot)
You got that shorty?
Ladies, I'm sure sorry about the conduct of these 'genelmen'. Call my name is they start buggin' ya again-oh, yeah, I aint got no name. Well call me anyway
Gotta mosey
Gotta go Hang some Fella High
??
Quote by man with no name
I tracked yer here too, Ugly. You gonna come quiet? I'm in town for one day: then it's back to the High Plains. Make sure you're ready to ride by dawn (spits, lights cheroot)
I hear you bin annoyin' the ladies; should't a' done that. remember the Alamo...
Hey - man witha no nama - deed you know that Sheryl Crow put on a poncho - heh?
See ya!
Yep.
I gave it to her when she did a concert for the 'Rawhide' Reunion.
Come to think of it, she did a couple of songs that coulda been just for you shorty..
'Run, Baby Run' seems kinda 'appropriate' in your case
??
Heya you witha no nama! You reminda me ofa Oh Marie, who puta teen perfuma behinda your kneesa Hah!
Sex God
Lucy they are very different people, but what a hoot this weekend. 
