A person a day :)

5 Jan 2006

just noticed that I'm averaging having sex with one different person every day so far this year! smile

It's the 5th today and I've slept with 5 ppl so far in 2006 :)
It's Friday tomorrow so 6 & 7 shouldn't be too tricky to manage, and the freshers move back into hall over the weekend so I'm wondering how long I can keep this up for! :)
Em
x x x

5 Jan 2006

im happy to help out any time you cant find someone
would not want you to stop now your on a roll

5 Jan 2006

i prefer quality over quantity myself but fair dues.

5 Jan 2006

Quote by easyease
i prefer quality over quantity myself but fair dues.

I get "quality" sex with Michael & Ali, the "quantity" sex if for fun ;)

5 Jan 2006

ah ok best of both worlds eh lol

5 Jan 2006

Erm

just tucking ourselves at the back of the Q for when you run out :twisted:
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

5 Jan 2006

I'm glad this got posted in early January, I don't feel bad about only being 5 behind Emily lol

5 Jan 2006

Sounds like your having a great start to 2006. Keep it up if you excuse the pun. lol

5 Jan 2006

It seems your maths is as bad as your ability to read the rules on avatars!

5 Jan 2006

ah university days... happy happy memories :O)
hope you manage to fill every day with sexy fun, however, if you feel you just want to lie back and have a longue strong tongue between your legs then drop me a line :O)
have fun hun x

5 Jan 2006

Lose the cock on your avatar mate confused

Or someone more important than me will be along to chop it off :scared:

5 Jan 2006

Quote by daverover
Lose the cock on your avatar mate
Or someone more important than me will be along to chop it off :scared:

Wow see you are fast as well as smart mart!!! lol

sorry just feeling a bit wicked today.... wink

5 Jan 2006

Sorry I wasnt even aware it was my avatar. The box was ticked from my gallery. redface

5 Jan 2006

Quote by smart_mart
Sorry I wasnt even aware it was my avatar. The box was ticked from my gallery.

I've removed it for you!
Happy to help.
lol

5 Jan 2006

I've uploaded another more suitable picture! Although its not appeared yet. :idea:

5 Jan 2006

Emily you are a wantton hussy!!!!!
great going we love it lol

:lol: :lol:
uni was never like that for me, i was too busy writing other peoples essays for cash to get any sex, but i was never short of cash wink

5 Jan 2006

Good job I'm not a girl, I'd be on my back/knees/washing machine the whole time !

5 Jan 2006

Well the saying is "start as you mean to go on". Wish i could say the same lol

:lol:

5 Jan 2006

Quote by Emily
just noticed that I'm averaging having sex with one different person every day so far this year! It's the 5th today and I've slept with 5 ppl so far in 2006 :)
It's Friday tomorrow so 6 & 7 shouldn't be too tricky to manage, and the freshers move back into hall over the weekend so I'm wondering how long I can keep this up for! :)
Em
x x x

<sigh> How come I never bumped into girls like you when I was at university (both times!)? I kept hearing about how students were at it like rabbits but I was fucked (or not) if I could get any. Mind you, I was at first on a blasted Physics degree with a 50:1 M:F ratio (I exaggerate not), and my second time I was in an all-male halls, but still...
Good luck with the freshers, Em, and I hope their youthful stamina makes up for their usual just-left-home-and-out-to-get-pissed-every-night crassness.
Mr Licks

5 Jan 2006

Well im proud of it still being Zero yet.....
I've gotta be honest, Im not in a rush.... I've got all year
Swinging isn't top priority in my life

5 Jan 2006

I expect to be waiting until it's nearly 2007 until I get some next, never get a chance to meet women here, it's a shame!
IC

6 Jan 2006

whoops, saw the title and thought you were a cannibal. my preference is an animal a day, monday it may be cow tuesday it may be sheep wednesday it may be pig, sometimes i get really adventureous and move on to poultry. but whatever the dish of the day i only ever eat them :-)

6 Jan 2006

Quote by Emily
just noticed that I'm averaging having sex with one different person every day so far this year! It's the 5th today and I've slept with 5 ppl so far in 2006 :)
It's Friday tomorrow so 6 & 7 shouldn't be too tricky to manage, and the freshers move back into hall over the weekend so I'm wondering how long I can keep this up for! :)
Em
x x x

If I was a woman and looked as good as you... i'd have probably have been on my 40th by now... I would so be a tart on the pull each and every night, and when not shagging i'd be playing with my clit and nipples and having multiple orgasums all day long...
Mind you, i'd have to have a nice sugar daddy so I wouldnt have to loose sex time doing something as mundain as working, lol.
Instead I'm just a man, I have to wait between wanks, and i'm so pug-uggly even my hand has to be sat on for half an hour before it submits to the sinfull and disgusting idea of holding my willy, when I can find it as its to small, never mind finding an inteligent sexy nubile woman who doesnt run screaming from the room when I give her a toothless smile.
The only way I managed to create a child was when my ex was trying to suffocate me with a bag over the head in bed and I came on her arse and it dripped down (Does that make me still technically a virgin?) heck we hadnt even had propper sex as every time I went to kiss her she physically threw up all over me.
arrr well, never mind.... I'm off to put a porn in the video and sit on my hand for a bit till it falls asleep and then give it a rude awakening lol

6 Jan 2006

Sounds like you started 2006 with a bang! biggrin

6 Jan 2006

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6 Jan 2006

Fair Play Emily..keep up the good work,
it's people like you that make the world a much more enjoyable place,
but make sure you get the majority of the enjoyment, be careful, and above all have fun!
W
x

6 Jan 2006

Quote by SurreyNewbie
Glad to hear you're enjoying yourself. Did you have a new year's resolution or something! ;)
The question is - how do you manage it?

my (semi-serious) resolution was to start keeping a bridget jones style diary - eg cigarettes 3 bad, gym 90 minutes good, sex 4 good, etc...
I'm open poly - bf Michael & gf Alice, plus Ali & Michael's ex-gf Anne-Marie, so that's 3. One random friend-of-a-friend pick up on new year, five was the gf of a friend of michael's, and six was a lad I'm doing maths tutoring for.
v cute american girl who despite her repeated assertions that she's straight slept with me loooaoaadddssss of times last term is moving back into hall today :) so hopefully we'll catch up this afternoon or tonight and make it seven.
loads more ppl moving back in this weekend and uni starts next week so even if I don't get off with anyone new tonight or sat night it should be easy enough to keep going well into double figures - I reckon I've got 2 ex partners moving back into hall today, 4 tomorrow, 3 on sunday, then about the same again next weekend :)
KK party on the 21st, so if I can make it to then I can almost certainly make it to the end of the month! :)
4 girls & 2 guys so far, tho I'm bi I've a strong preference for girls, and generally the only guys I sleep with are partners of girls I know, prob settle on about 2 or 3 to one this year.

6 Jan 2006

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6 Jan 2006

im going back to uni again (emily what halls are you in i want the room next to yours wink

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6 Jan 2006

Quote by steanrachy
im going back to uni again (emily what halls are you in i want the room next to yours )

What a horrible thought - you'd get no sleep at all!