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libra i have just read your post on 10 things about you and i think you should share a jacuzzi after all no one would notice would they confused or if they did you could always blame the jacuzzi
Bunnies x
buy a good bottle bottle of wine. get pissed and you have a decent cork to plug your starfish.
peaches x
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buy a good bottle bottle of wine. get pissed and you have a decent cork to plug your starfish.
peaches x

also you could use the empty bottle and you can play the pipes of peace lol
peaches x
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buy a good bottle bottle of wine. get pissed and you have a decent cork to plug your starfish.
peaches x

please keep your knickers on to aviod blinding dog with cork or breaking windows
you haven't said wether they're stinky or not,,if they're all bark and no bite I fail to see the problem,,but then I too am an immature bloke,,and find the sound of trumps and belches deeply amusing smile
Two cough sweets. One fer the cough and a contingency one fer the trumpet.
If the first one don't work make sure you're not aiming the trumpet at anything or anyone too delicate just in case that 'un don't work either. (well that's what the risk analysis said! dunno )
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Please don't show Morbius this ... we have enough problems with him already.
The kids are quicker than him to shout OMG Daddy now before he can blame one of them rotflmao
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Oooo can ya get a wristband for that? lol
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Oooo can ya get a wristband for that? lol
or ankle bands to stop your trousers flapping in the breeze?????
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Oooo can ya get a wristband for that? lol
or ankle bands to stop your trousers flapping in the breeze?????
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Jees, thanks for the warning, im gonna be trapped standing next to her at a concert on Sunday, with people giving ME odd looks!! :doh: :eeek: :uhoh:
Oh i know, we'll just blame the fella we're with wink :wink: :wink:
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Jees, thanks for the warning, im gonna be trapped standing next to her at a concert on Sunday, with people giving ME odd looks!! :doh: :eeek: :uhoh:
Oh i know, we'll just blame the fella we're with wink :wink: :wink:

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I've just had a vision of those sort of concerts when there are long silences eg classical or christmas carol concerts, especially in winter when you always get a bit of a coughing chorus in between numbers. At least with Libra there you'd be getting a two-phart harmony!!!