CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE G.F.Z. LEARNING CENTER.
Now that the GFZ has such fabulous new premises, I would like to propose that one of the rooms is used as an adult education centre.
I am more than willing to donate my time running the following course (no charge!):
#Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of the
contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants only
Topic 1 -. How to Fill up the Ice Cube Trays? Step by
Step, with Slide Presentation.
Topic 2 - The Toilet Paper Roll: Do they grow on the
Holders? Round Table Discussion.
Topic 3 - Is it Possible to Urinate by Lifting the Seat up
and Avoid Spraying the Floor/walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group
Practice.
Topic 4 - Fundamental differences Between the Laundry
basket and the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Topic 5 - The After-dinner Dishes and cutlery : Can They
Levitate And Fly into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.
Topic 6 - Loss of Identity: Losing the T.V. Remote to Your
Significant Other. Helpline Support and Support Groups
Topic 7 - Learning How to Find Things, Starting with
Looking in the Right Place Instead of Turning the House Upside down
While Screaming. Open Forum.
Topic 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not
Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and Audiotape.
Topic 9 - Real Men Ask for Directions when lost. Real
Life Testimonials.
Topic 10 - Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as
She Parallel Parks. Driving Simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning to Live: Basic Differences Between
Mother and Wife. Online Class and Role-Playing.
Topic 12 - How to Be the Ideal Shopping Companion:
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Topic 13 - How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries, Other Important Dates and Calling when you're going to Be
Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions
and Full Lobotomies Offered
** Upon Completion of the Course Diplomas Will Be Issued
to the Survivors**
Had to reply to this one
I agree with most of your points, however I feel I must take objection at the point raised about the shopping companion.
How on earth can you expect us to remain stress free after visiting in the region of 15-20 shops, on a round trip of some 1.5 miles (oh my poor feet) just to end up going back to the first shop and purchasing the first item you tried on that when you did try it on and asked for an opinion was told it was perfectly ok and can you buy it now so we can go home and watch the football/cricket/rugby.
(Toungue firmly in cheek before I get roasted)
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CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE G.F.Z. LEARNING CENTER.
Now that the GFZ has such fabulous new premises, I would like to propose that one of the rooms is used as an adult education centre.
I am more than willing to donate my time running the following course (no charge!):
#Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of the
contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants only
Topic 1 -. How to Fill up the Ice Cube Trays? Step by
Step, with Slide Presentation.
Topic 2 - The Toilet Paper Roll: Do they grow on the
Holders? Round Table Discussion.
Topic 3 - Is it Possible to Urinate by Lifting the Seat up
and Avoid Spraying the Floor/walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group
Practice.
Topic 4 - Fundamental differences Between the Laundry
basket and the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Topic 5 - The After-dinner Dishes and cutlery : Can They
Levitate And Fly into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.
Topic 6 - Loss of Identity: Losing the T.V. Remote to Your
Significant Other. Helpline Support and Support Groups
Topic 7 - Learning How to Find Things, Starting with
Looking in the Right Place Instead of Turning the House Upside down
While Screaming. Open Forum.
Topic 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not
Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and Audiotape.
Topic 9 - Real Men Ask for Directions when lost. Real
Life Testimonials.
Topic 10 - Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly as
She Parallel Parks. Driving Simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning to Live: Basic Differences Between
Mother and Wife. Online Class and Role-Playing.
Topic 12 - How to Be the Ideal Shopping Companion:
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Topic 13 - How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries, Other Important Dates and Calling when you're going to Be
Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions
and Full Lobotomies Offered
** Upon Completion of the Course Diplomas Will Be Issued
to the Survivors**
How can I put this ........ No
After due considerition it is decided that none of these proposals would be of any benefit to the members of the GFZ and the proposal is summarily rejected by unanimous opinion.
lhk
Kat
That is exactly what I meant counting crows. A picture paints a thousand words doesnt it,
As long as you dont miss or get a splash a back woofrrrrrr
:lol: :lol: 
:grin: