Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

A Public Apology to Jon

last reply
38 replies
1.6k views
5 watchers
0 likes
RedHot
Sex God
Hehehe! If you hadn't been such a wimp about having the flu is the past and cried wolf every time you got a sniffle, I would've believed you this time rolleyes
I hereby apologise for ripping the pee out of Jon about having man-flu. redface
He's been to hospital today with severe breathing difficulties and he's actually got acute bronchitis sad
He came home with half the pharmacy in a bag, and now rattles with so many tablets lol
Hope you feel better SOON :inlove: ('cos then I won't have to keep running up and down stairs fetching and carrying for you wink )
Tracy-Jayne kiss
Unknown User
see....all you women who talk about us guys...saying we have MAN FLU....please take note.....there was Jon on his last legs...close to deaths door....and did he complain..well a little maybe...but hey he was intitled to....
get well soon Jon.......and make her bloody suffer for having such little faith !!!!!
simon__says
Sex God
tusk tusk tusk TJ!!!
JON
HOPE YA GET WELL SOON
jgl
neilinleeds
Sex God
yeah well T-J i hope you're proper ashamed of yourself. us men suffer in silence, get no sympathy, and get told it's just a cold! that man-flus evil!
and jon hope you're better soon mate! no sympathy have they?
neil x x x x ;)
Missy
Sex God
Oh no Tracy-Jayne!! I read your take on 'man flu' last week sometime, cracked me up :lol2:
And now I feel bad for laughing confused
Get well soon Jon
:therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
Unknown User
smile
The sympathy of that woman knows no bounds.
I am sure you meant well lol
Take care of the Man, we need him.
Medic1
RedHot
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
yeah well T-J i hope you're proper ashamed of yourself. us men suffer in silence, get no sympathy, and get told it's just a cold! that man-flus evil!
neil x x x x ;)

To quote your good self FFS!!!! Suffer in silence?? Did any one EVER know a man who did that??! rolleyes
Quote by MISSCHIEF
And now I feel bad for laughing confused
Get well soon Jon
:therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:

Aww! Don't feel TOO bad - I don't lol
Quote by Fred
smile
The sympathy of that woman knows no bounds.
I am sure you meant well :lol:
Take care of the Man, we need him.
Medic1

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm here Frederick??! Come over here smackbottom
If you're lucky I may allow him to leave his sick bed and make his way to the chat room later, but only if he keeps taking the medicine and doing as he's told for a change wink
Tracy-Jayne
well_busty_babe
Sex God
am wondering if i should take some of the blame here... i did encourage TJ to make him get up and look after himself.
i did mock him.. lots
and i did laugh.
awwwww poor jon.
does that make up for it???
lol
sexyann57
Orgasminator
GET WELL SOON JON !!!! :therethere: kiss :rose:
Unknown User
Quote by RedHot
I hereby apologise for ripping the pee out of Jon about having man-flu. redface

You should be nice to him coz its not easy being a bloke... :violin:
Quote by RedHot
He's been to hospital today with severe breathing difficulties and he's actually got acute bronchitis sad
He came home with half the pharmacy in a bag, and now rattles with so many tablets lol

Well I had a nasty cold (think I'm clear of it now after six weeks drinkies ) but I'm glad I didn't suffer like that. rolleyes confused
Unknown User
Red Hot aka TJ to her pupils smile
OUCH but very nice lol
Sarcastic to you hun === never xxxx
Bye and :love:
Fred
honeyriderx
Orgasminator
Get well soon snuggle up in bed eith a nice hot toddie :rose:
RedHot
Sex God
Quote by honeyriderx
Get well soon snuggle up in bed eith a nice hot toddie :rose:

He doesn't need a hot toddie when he's got me wink
Tracy-Jayne
(snuggling up to keep him warm and frantically trying to make up for being so horrible about him last week :lol2: )
fabio
Sex God
Quote by RedHot
Hehehe! If you hadn't been such a wimp about having the flu is the past and cried wolf every time you got a sniffle, I would've believed you this time rolleyes
I hereby apologise for ripping the pee out of Jon about having man-flu. redface
He's been to hospital today with severe breathing difficulties and he's actually got acute bronchitis sad
He came home with half the pharmacy in a bag, and now rattles with so many tablets lol
Hope you feel better SOON :inlove: ('cos then I won't have to keep running up and down stairs fetching and carrying for you wink )
Tracy-Jayne kiss

so does that mean you feel even more guitly for wanting to go out and have fun without him!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
and remember he got off his death bed for you...he was selfless in the fact that he still wanted to please you.... heck i say the man deserves a medal!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
sean xxxxxxx
_Darth_
Sex God
Hope he gets well soon ... but remember, NO SHAGGING, in his weakened state, the exertion and excitement could kill him ... and he needs to keep his life force WITHIN him so no wanking off either rotflmao
Greebo
Warming the Bed
Does this mean I can come out of he bunker now????
RedHot
Sex God
Quote by fabio grooverider
so does that mean you feel even more guitly for wanting to go out and have fun without him!!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
and remember he got off his death bed for you...he was selfless in the fact that he still wanted to please you.... heck i say the man deserves a medal!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
sean xxxxxxx

Nope! Don't feel guilty at all cool
And just to put the record straight, he didn't get out of his death bed cos he wanted to please me.
The man's a PERV and wanted to get some more pics for our web pages rolleyes rotflmao
Quote by Greebo
Does this mean I can come out of he bunker now????

:shock: Oops! Sorry mate. Completely forgot you were in there wink
Come over here and let me make it up to you blast
Tracy-Jayne
Greebo
Warming the Bed
In that case I think I'll have to lock myself in more often.... lol
RedHot
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
Get well soon jon xxxxxx
have they given you medication that teaches you how to make a brew aswell
voddy xxxxxx

Jeepers! The NHS can supply medication for all kinds of ailments Voddy, but they can never teach a caveman how to make a brew rolleyes lol
T-J
Jon
Orgasminator
Well, I have emerged from my death bed to thank you all for your kind words :P
I have to say, I've never felt so shite in my life - I actually feel almost human today, which is a first :shock: so hopefully I'll soon be back to my usual miserable self (In between coughing fits that is) lol rolleyes wink
jimmywag
Warming the Bed
Hi Jon
Get well soon mate, nice to see that you have been allowed to venture onto your pc.
Not that you dont get it anyway...but for not believing you i think TJ should be pandering to your every need!!! coffee blast hump passionkiss plenty of :sleeping: in between.
Good luck :thumbup:
James
RedHot
Sex God
Quote by jimmywag
Hi Jon
but for not believing you i think TJ should be pandering to your every need!!! coffee blast hump passionkiss plenty of :sleeping: in between.
Good luck :thumbup:
James

Don't worry Jim, I do that anyway :rude: rolleyes
I'm an :angel: really and you should know wink
Tracy-Jayne
simon__says
Sex God
Quote by RedHot
I'm an :angel: really and you should know wink
Tracy-Jayne

this is soo true!!!!!!! a heart of gold really!
RedHot
Sex God
Quote by JGL

I'm an :angel: really and you should know wink
Tracy-Jayne

this is soo true!!!!!!! a heart of gold really!
Glad someone thinks so! If I wasn't old enough to be your mother, I'd consider trading Jon in and marrying you instead :wink:
T-J
simon__says
Sex God
Quote by RedHot

I'm an :angel: really and you should know wink
Tracy-Jayne

this is soo true!!!!!!! a heart of gold really!
Glad someone thinks so! If I wasn't old enough to be your mother, I'd consider trading Jon in and marrying you instead :wink:
T-J
well i would be the "newer" "younger" model!!!! and you even get to keep the name!!!!
christ i sound like a mobile fone contract!!!! (but one with out predictive text! fuction with it!)
JGL
RedHot
Sex God
Quote by JGL
well i would be the "newer" "younger" model!!!! and you even get to keep the name!!!!
christ i sound like a mobile fone contract!!!! (but one with out predictive text! fuction with it!)
JGL

newer maybe, but not the youngest I've had lol redface
T-J
simon__says
Sex God
Quote by RedHot

well i would be the "newer" "younger" model!!!! and you even get to keep the name!!!!
christ i sound like a mobile fone contract!!!! (but one with out predictive text! fuction with it!)
JGL

newer maybe, but not the youngest I've had lol redface
T-J
you trying to get me jealous........... casue it worked!!!!
hopefully one day, my wishies will be answered!!!!!
JGL
RedHot
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
Tracy
make sure the new jon knows where the kitchen is and can turn a kettle on
when does the bidding start on ebay for the old jon
goes to set up account on ebay
voddy xxxx

Hey Voddy! I think we're getting there!
The new Jon now knows where the kitchen is.
I left his medicine on the kitchen worktop when I went to work and he had to wander through the house until he finally found that strange room at the back of the house, which is called "the kitchen" confused
He tentatively opened the door and peeped inside . . .
Just then, he was pounced upon by the dogs! They saw a stranger in their midst and went for his throat :shock:
Once they had realised their mistake, they went back to their basket and left him to look around in amazement at this shiny room never before been seen by the men folk of this family . . .
And it was then he spied his tablets, grabbed them and dashed for the safety of the living room rotflmao :giggle:
Tracy-Jayne
ps Don't worry about bidding on Ebay, we can by pass that stuff. I'll parcel him up and send him to ya for the princely sum of 99p :P