It's problably been done loads of times before but i'm going to ask it again.
If you could ask anyone who lived in history just one question. what would it be?
There is obviously the one i'd lie to ask which is - when Jesus was on the cross could he really see Peter's house from up there?
To Hitler: "Do you really only have one knacker?"
To King Harold - Have you considered wearing some kind of eye protection?
To King Alfred - Have you ever cooked a cake?
To Adam "Are you sure you wouldn't rather have a biscuit?"
*so did you get much opportunity to get out and about to see the local sights?.. or was the schedule simply too hectic when you worked at Shepperton Studios back then??*
to Niel Armstrong
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To JFK......"would you consider waring a reinforced crash helmet as you drive down Dealey Plaza?? "
To Rip Van Winkle " Now how about some pro plus tabs and nescafe straight from the jar, see if we can wake you up a little?"
"would you consider a thimble?"
to the woman in that tower... you know the one
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To Emperor Franz Joseph during his trip to Sarajavo in 1914 "Fancy a lie in?"
To JRR Tolkien - "Why bother with Tom Bombadill, he'll only get cut from the film"
Marc Bolan - "Fancy a walk?"
To God - so what did you did you do Sunday then?
To Mary,
"So this nice looking fella you met last night was an arch-angel was he? hmmmmm? And angels don't need condoms?"
To Lord Lucan
"Could you just get me a sarnie whilst you're out? I'm starving"
To Quasimodo - What's your name? Cos your face rings a bell
To the Guards at Troy - Wow that's a big horse, how many men do you think you could hide in it?
To Abraham Lincoln - Do you really fancy the theatre? How about a quiet night in.
To Freddie Mercury : " Something for the weekend Sir? "
RIP Freddie!
To Gen George Custer - And you're sure you know what you're doing here?
