Sod off you nosey ferkin' women - I said it was a question for the guys!
Right guys now the nosey tartlets have gone....
You guys (well the single ones) often get a bad rep for being too easy and to quick to say yes (as if women have all the power all of the time). However, I appreciate you are not all drooling easy targets for a jump.... a few of you have standards (not very high ones admittedly, but standards none the less).
So to all you guys, who have a few standards, I ask - If you were reading a woman's post in 'let's meet up' and you thought wow that sounds perfect - what would the post actually say?
Right, I am off to bed shortly. I expect to find some useful research information here for me tomorrow.
PS: If you just put a silly fucking answer I am going to rip the piss out of you!
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A question for the guys.
Sex God
Okay - if you're really serious that is.
A thoughtful, well presented and articulate post is what would do it for me. "Any 1 up 4 it tonite" would be a complete turn off.
Something witty and self effacing but well spelt and punctuated (I know, I know but I have a thing about language!) would definitely get my attention. I suppose that what it boils down to is an indication that someone has intelligence but doesn't take themselves too seriously. I realise that others may disagree, this is just the way I feel.
Will
PS For what it's worth, you would definitely qualify!
A thoughtful, well presented and articulate post is what would do it for me. "Any 1 up 4 it tonite" would be a complete turn off.
Something witty and self effacing but well spelt and punctuated (I know, I know but I have a thing about language!) would definitely get my attention. I suppose that what it boils down to is an indication that someone has intelligence but doesn't take themselves too seriously. I realise that others may disagree, this is just the way I feel.
Will
PS For what it's worth, you would definitely qualify!
Quote by willxx69
Okay - if you're really serious that is.
A thoughtful, well presented and articulate post is what would do it for me. "Any 1 up 4 it tonite" would be a complete turn off.
Something witty and self effacing but well spelt and punctuated (I know, I know but I have a thing about language!) would definitely get my attention. I suppose that what it boils down to is an indication that someone has intelligence but doesn't take themselves too seriously. I realise that others may disagree, this is just the way I feel.
Will
PS For what it's worth, you would definitely qualify!
Could you give/create and example?
Quote by willxx69
PS For what it's worth, you would definitely qualify
You obviously missed my "Good shag wanted - need I say more" post! :rascal:
Quote by willxx69
Okay - if you're really serious that is.
A thoughtful, well presented and articulate post is what would do it for me. "Any 1 up 4 it tonite" would be a complete turn off.
Something witty and self effacing but well spelt and punctuated (I know, I know but I have a thing about language!) would definitely get my attention. I suppose that what it boils down to is an indication that someone has intelligence but doesn't take themselves too seriously. I realise that others may disagree, this is just the way I feel.
Will
PS For what it's worth, you would definitely qualify!
K, now let's have your true answer to the question!
Sex God
It's difficult to create an example because it depends a lot on the individual's personality. I don't necessarily want someone created in my own image. I want them to be themselves. I was positively smitten with Sappho from her very first post. Now we're expecting twins! :shock:
It is a very individual thing. I don't mind raunchy (in fact I LOVE it :twisted
but I do like it to be articulate. That's just the way I am.
For examples, see practically any post from (apart from Sappho, obviously) Kit, Jags, Wilma, Angel Chat, bluexxx, Calista, celticq, Jas, Mrs FC, Shireen etc. They are all very different because their personalities are different but, to me at any rate, they are all of undisputed quality - and there are others too, so please don't think that I have ignored you!
Does that make any sense?
Will
It is a very individual thing. I don't mind raunchy (in fact I LOVE it :twisted
but I do like it to be articulate. That's just the way I am.For examples, see practically any post from (apart from Sappho, obviously) Kit, Jags, Wilma, Angel Chat, bluexxx, Calista, celticq, Jas, Mrs FC, Shireen etc. They are all very different because their personalities are different but, to me at any rate, they are all of undisputed quality - and there are others too, so please don't think that I have ignored you!
Does that make any sense?
Will
Warming the Bed
So to all you guys, who have a few standards, I ask - If you were reading a woman's post in 'let's meet up' and you thought wow that sounds perfect - what would the post actually say?
The post would have to say :
Woman, looking for 39 year old male in the Sheffield area who answers to the name of Marky543.
Probably not worth answering an ad with different wording to this, as probably wouldnt get a reply
Sex God
Quote by Lazeeboy
Okay - if you're really serious that is.
A thoughtful, well presented and articulate post is what would do it for me. "Any 1 up 4 it tonite" would be a complete turn off.
Something witty and self effacing but well spelt and punctuated (I know, I know but I have a thing about language!) would definitely get my attention. I suppose that what it boils down to is an indication that someone has intelligence but doesn't take themselves too seriously. I realise that others may disagree, this is just the way I feel.
Will
PS For what it's worth, you would definitely qualify!
K, now let's have your true answer to the question!Sorry, but that WAS my true answer. Witness the relationship that has developed between Sappho and me.
Will
Master of Sex
Quote by PoloLady
So to all you guys, who have a few standards, I ask - If you were reading a woman's post in 'let's meet up' and you thought wow that sounds perfect - what would the post actually say?
Right, I am off to bed shortly. I expect to find some useful research information here for me tomorrow.
I dunno guys, not only do we have to compose works of high romantic literature in the expectation of no replies, we even have to write their ads now too!
Now Polo, write your own 'lets meet up', you lazy mare! I'm off to bed too.... and I expect to be enticed or at least distracted by a lovely pololady 'shag me' post in the morning. Preferably one written by you!
On the other hand.... the perfect post is one surely that describes the reader, a kind of reverse 'beauty in the eye of the beholder'. Hopefully in such specific terms that one hopes with luck to make it through the good old 'no reply' filter. So in my case, 'breathless beauty seeks broken down, tied down old fart with limited endowment and stunted education' should get you off to a good start. :lol:
And with that, good night.
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So to all you guys, who have a few standards, I ask - If you were reading a woman's post in 'let's meet up' and you thought wow that sounds perfect - what would the post actually say?
Right, I am off to bed shortly. I expect to find some useful research information here for me tomorrow.
Write your own 'lets meet up', you lazy mare! I'm off to bed too.... and I expect to be enticed or at least distracted by a lovely pololady 'shag me' post in the morning!
So that'll be a dream then.
Lb :love:
Quote by PoloLady
So to all you guys, who have a few standards, I ask - If you were reading a woman's post in 'let's meet up' and you thought wow that sounds perfect - what would the post actually say?
I have no idea, but I'd know if I saw it. I mean, if I wanted to get intimate with someone who could write the kind of post I could imagine, I'm right here already.
nosey me never
Sex God
Quote by foxylady 123
Sorry polo lady but your not going to get intelligent responses if you limit it to males!!
They just want an ad that says,
Fancy a shag, now?
The articulate ones want one that says,
Please guys, come and shag me now!!
This is most unfair stereotyping. We're not all easy you know. We articulate males would not give a second glance to such an ad.
We would settle for nothing less than "Please gentlemen, come and shag me now."
Quote by Ice Pie
Sorry polo lady but your not going to get intelligent responses if you limit it to males!!
They just want an ad that says,
Fancy a shag, now?
The articulate ones want one that says,
Please guys, come and shag me now!!
This is most unfair stereotyping. We're not all easy you know. We articulate males would not give a second glance to such an ad.
We would settle for nothing less than "Please gentlemen, come and shag me now."
And you should know buy now that i cant spell 'gentlken" expecially at this time of the morning!!
Interesting post PoloLady!
I, like Willxx69, am a stickler for a well-presented post, I think a properly spelt post gives an indication of a person's patience and attention to detail. I have tried to be as articulate and honest as I can be on my classified ad., as I know a woman would not bother to read a one-liner or something written in hideous text-speak.... I wouldn't waste my time reading a post like that either.
One thing that annoys me is a classified along the lines of:
"Must be good looking, pic essential, no pic no reply....." ....But the poster has not put a photo of herself up, I think that's cheeky to be honest, and instantly puts me off replying.
I like a genuine post from a genuine person basically... I suppose someone who is prepared to say she doesn't want a 12" stud who can shag all night and repeat, because I certainly can't do that, and I suspect many others can't either. I'm not a stud, and don't profess to be one, but still enjoy sex with the right person...
Rick.
P.S. Hope the above makes some sort of sense, I haven't woken up yet, I'm still on planet Mogadon.....
I, like Willxx69, am a stickler for a well-presented post, I think a properly spelt post gives an indication of a person's patience and attention to detail. I have tried to be as articulate and honest as I can be on my classified ad., as I know a woman would not bother to read a one-liner or something written in hideous text-speak.... I wouldn't waste my time reading a post like that either.
One thing that annoys me is a classified along the lines of:
"Must be good looking, pic essential, no pic no reply....." ....But the poster has not put a photo of herself up, I think that's cheeky to be honest, and instantly puts me off replying.
I like a genuine post from a genuine person basically... I suppose someone who is prepared to say she doesn't want a 12" stud who can shag all night and repeat, because I certainly can't do that, and I suspect many others can't either. I'm not a stud, and don't profess to be one, but still enjoy sex with the right person...
Rick.
P.S. Hope the above makes some sort of sense, I haven't woken up yet, I'm still on planet Mogadon.....
I should have known better really that ask men a question :doh: If they worn't read instructions, how on earth were they ever going to read a question and actually answer what the questions asked
Yes a can of worms but none are wriggling! Of course there is a large variety of people on here - that's why I asked the question to see the variety of answers. Yet it appears either you guys don't know the answer or are avoiding the answer?
Maybe deepdown some of you do just want an ad that says "I am here, ready and waiting!" but don't want to admit it. :dunno:
I asked out of curiosity. There are pages and pages of advice for guys on how they should word ads to catch the eye of a womam/couple. Not that I need advice ( I shall continue to word things exactly how I want to whether you like it or not!), I wanted to get an overview of the range in content of what guys find appealing in an ad - simple question really!
What a can of worms polo lady ! all things to different people cos of the vast cross section on here !
Yes a can of worms but none are wriggling! Of course there is a large variety of people on here - that's why I asked the question to see the variety of answers. Yet it appears either you guys don't know the answer or are avoiding the answer?
Maybe deepdown some of you do just want an ad that says "I am here, ready and waiting!" but don't want to admit it. :dunno:
I asked out of curiosity. There are pages and pages of advice for guys on how they should word ads to catch the eye of a womam/couple. Not that I need advice ( I shall continue to word things exactly how I want to whether you like it or not!), I wanted to get an overview of the range in content of what guys find appealing in an ad - simple question really!
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The trouble is, PoloLady, a single guy, even an articulate one, could reply to twenty ads and not get a reply. .
Yaaada, yaaada, yaaada (blar, blar, blar) Yes tell me something I don't know! That wasn't the question.
The question was.... if you read an ad and it made you think 'WOW', what do you think that ad would sound like? Whether you reply to it or are successful is not my interest in this matter.
God god I have my bossy head on today!
Polo the post should include a brief description including status ie single or married / partner consenting or not, and the requirements for a partner
Posts that would interest me would certainly not include VWE (for obvious reasons :cry: )
or be too graphic
I would want to meet someone socially first and see if we a sensible answer is that it should be an informative polite (to me thats important) and not too graphic
eg
Hi my name is Kylie and I am from Australia originally. I am comfortably well off and if we get on well I will buy you a Ferrari. I am ideally looking for a middle aged ugly guy from the Midlands with a small willy.I would like to arrange a social meeting first where I will buy you a fantastic meal of your choice and will also pick you up so that you can get drunk and feel at your ease.
that would get my attention. However as a male the advert should read
VWE up4it now watca waitin 4
this will obviously work as all women are equally easy and gagging for it
Posts that would interest me would certainly not include VWE (for obvious reasons :cry: )
or be too graphic
I would want to meet someone socially first and see if we a sensible answer is that it should be an informative polite (to me thats important) and not too graphic
eg
Hi my name is Kylie and I am from Australia originally. I am comfortably well off and if we get on well I will buy you a Ferrari. I am ideally looking for a middle aged ugly guy from the Midlands with a small willy.I would like to arrange a social meeting first where I will buy you a fantastic meal of your choice and will also pick you up so that you can get drunk and feel at your ease.
that would get my attention. However as a male the advert should read
VWE up4it now watca waitin 4
this will obviously work as all women are equally easy and gagging for it
Master of Sex
Quote by warwick
...So a sensible answer is that it should be an informative polite (to me thats important) and not too graphic
eg
Hi my name is Kylie and I am from Australia originally. I am comfortably well off and if we get on well I will buy you a Ferrari. I am ideally looking for a middle aged ugly guy from the Midlands with a small willy.I would like to arrange a social meeting first where I will buy you a fantastic meal of your choice and will also pick you up so that you can get drunk and feel at your ease.
darn, I've got competition after all.
Sexlightened
The ideal advert to make me have to reply would read as follows.
Attractive lady seeks interesting man for intelligent conversation possibly leading to a night(s) of interests include,the history of modern popular music,from blues onward,encompassing jazz,70s rock and Americana.I never watch television,preferring to read and stimulate my i am very open and adventurous and would love to try swinging and explore my bisexual not important but you will preferably be mid forties and have led an interesting life.
Now that would make me reply immediately.
Otherwise.
Big tiitted,horny 20 yr old,can suck a golf ball through 30 yards of garden hose and kick start my own older guy to be totally subservient to.
That always makes me pay attention :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Attractive lady seeks interesting man for intelligent conversation possibly leading to a night(s) of interests include,the history of modern popular music,from blues onward,encompassing jazz,70s rock and Americana.I never watch television,preferring to read and stimulate my i am very open and adventurous and would love to try swinging and explore my bisexual not important but you will preferably be mid forties and have led an interesting life.
Now that would make me reply immediately.
Otherwise.
Big tiitted,horny 20 yr old,can suck a golf ball through 30 yards of garden hose and kick start my own older guy to be totally subservient to.
That always makes me pay attention
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Quote by cool4catz
There is unlikely to be an ad which made me think "Wow" which didn't also make me want to reply to it, so the two questions are intrinsically linked. If I read an ad and the lady looks stunning and sounds stunning, but the ad gives me the impression that my email is going to get overlooked, I'm not going to think "wow", I'm going to think, "there's no point replying to this".
That wasn't a jet flying over your head - it was the question!
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The ideal advert to make me have to reply would read as follows.
Attractive lady seeks interesting man for intelligent conversation possibly leading to a night(s) of interests include,the history of modern popular music,from blues onward,encompassing jazz,70s rock and Americana.I never watch television,preferring to read and stimulate my i am very open and adventurous and would love to try swinging and explore my bisexual not important but you will preferably be mid forties and have led an interesting life.
Now that would make me reply immediately.
Otherwise.
Big tiitted,horny 20 yr old,can suck a golf ball through 30 yards of garden hose and kick start my own older guy to be totally subservient to.
That always makes me pay attention
Thank You. At last an example. Quote by PoloLady
I asked out of curiosity. There are pages and pages of advice for guys on how they should word ads to catch the eye of a womam/couple.
Well if it's a matter of making ads more appealing, as opposed to perfect, then here's some tips that 99% of female advertisers wouldn't hurt themselves to follow:
1. I already know you have a vagina. So do I; it's plastic and lives in my boxroom.
2. Say what kind of person you're looking for, and what kind of experiences you're seeking. Going out, staying in, dogging, love, romance, dirty sex behind the cinema... "I'm not going to say anything about me. Tell me what you want to do to me and I'll maybe meet those with the best ideas" is all very well but I have better things to do than sculpt a fantasy for you on the offchance that we might be compatible. Throw me a bone, give me a hint.
3. And if you didn't give people enough clues in your original advert, don't add a paragraph the next day berating the poor guys who sent you invitations to romantic sex when you really wanted dirty sex. Remember, we only know what you tell us!
4. Say something about your personality, for God's sake. is right there if I want to meet a mannequin, and some of those dolls have more personality than a lot of women's adverts. It's not just about sex (I already have that plastic vagina in my boxroom, after all), so these things are important and it's best to get them in the open straight away rather than hide them away and plan to deal with them later.
5. Even better, show me your personality. Touch my heart.
6. If you have a lot of requirements (say, more 10 or 15), then don't be afraid to make a list. It's a lot easier than trying to wade through lots of repetative setences.
7. Make yourself sound more interesting than the plastic vagina in my boxroom.
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I already answered your question in my first post.
Personally, I would read an ad and see if I fit the criteria, and then reply if I did.
Damn, I hate to be a stickler, but, NO YOU DIDN'T
Quote by PoloLady
If you were reading a woman's post in 'let's meet up' and you thought wow that sounds perfect - what would the post actually say?
Quote by cool4catz
For example: if the advertiser said that guys under 6 feet tall need not apply, I would be encouraged.
Now you are starting to get it! :bounce:
for me the 'perfect' add would read: slim,blonde, mid forties lady seeks tall, slim older male for regular meetings for drinks, chat and sex if compatible.
another winner for me would be, My fanny is on fire after using the wrong hair removing methods so will you kiss it better at the munch please
another winner for me would be, My fanny is on fire after using the wrong hair removing methods so will you kiss it better at the munch please
