A question for you

13 Aug 2005

Off out, away for the rest of the weekend in about 10 minutes.
Before I go, I have a question for you.
Why, as a straight, single bloke; would I have a need to buy nail polish/varnish (whatever the feck it's called) remover.
I am straight.
I don't cross dress.
No ladies actually live here.
It's not for removing varnish from me.
I don't keep it for visitors to use. (Although they would be welcome to use it if they had need)
My two favourite horny blondes are specificallyprohibited from answering.

13 Aug 2005

Do you have chewing gum on your carpet ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

13 Aug 2005

You've had to wear an elastoplast and now need to get the black sticky marks off you??

13 Aug 2005

Pyromania?

13 Aug 2005

Acetone Nail Varnish remover is excellent for softening PVC (test first - it is also quite good for DISSOLVING said PVC)
So I am assuming you are looking to join together the cores of two fly fishing lines with a blood knot, and you are looking to remove the PVC outer coating.? :smug:
Unless anyone can suggest another reason why Dammy would need to soften PVC? :twisted:
lhk
Kat
P.S. - You could also be extracting the ethyl acetate from the nail varnish and using it to remove the caffine from your coffee/tea - (amazing what you can find out from google :shock smile

mind you, would it not just be easier to buy de-caffinated stuff in the first place?

13 Aug 2005

From Caitlin
DANGER! Never, never, never go anywhere near anyone's genitals with capsicum on the breath or on your hands. Try not touching your face either. Capsicum is what makes chiles spicy, and also what makes fire-ant bites hurt!
After slicing Thai Super-Chiles, Scotch Bonnets, or any of the other super-hots, one should use acetone or nail-polish remover to strip the chile oil from the hands - or just start off by wearing surgical gloves. Is there sex after salsa? Yes, but be VERY careful! Aye Chihuahua!

Select (Q=Exit)> 10
THE DISK DRIVE BOMB
===================
INGREDENTS:
-----------
MATCHES
FINGER NAIL POLISH REMOVER
FLOPPY DISK
RAZOR BLADE
First, take a regular drinking glass and poor a small amount of nail
polish remover in it. CENSURED THE REST.
THE REACTION:
More (Y/N/NS):
When to two heads of the disk drive scrapes across the disk to read
the info. The match heads and nail polish remover reaction will cause
the disk to explode and goodby disk drive.

Best i could do.
Or your going away to have a sex change and you will need nail varnish to look extra sexy on your return, so that means you will need the remover later.
:P

13 Aug 2005

Because you like the smell. It reminds you of your two sexy blondes dunno

13 Aug 2005

To repair yer tights? dunno

13 Aug 2005

Now why would I bother to reply with the definitive answer to your query when you're off out and aren't gonna be around to read it? dunno

:roll:
So you'd better have one of these Dammie smackbottom

And get yerself back to work, lazy fecker!! :P :P :grin: :grin:
:uhoh: bolt

13 Aug 2005

Is there a prize for the winning answer??? lol

13 Aug 2005

some bastard has super glued something to ya dammie and you need to get it off.
Now clearly they havn't put a dab on the toilet seat...(thats my favourite) else you wouldn't be off out, they might have waited for you to drop off last night in a drunken stupour and put a drop on your finger and then wedged said finger up yer nose..(.my second favourite) but really that needs releasing with warm water cos of the dangers of inhalation of the remover fumes.
so my guess is it's my third favourite 'stupid men out on a beano trick' and they've stuck something to your forhead like your mobile and then kept ringing you.