A question of endowment

1 Oct 2003

This has probably been discussed before, in which case I apologise for sleeping through it redface

Can anyone tell me if male endowment has been or is categorised? ie: Well endowed; 6 to 8 inches. Very well endowed; 8 to 10 inches. 'Kin' hell; 10 inches plus rolleyes

Whilst I'm at it, where are the measurements taken from? By that I mean along the top, side or underneath?
How do I bend a ruler round my manhood to measure the girth? Everytime I try, it snaps (Thank god the ruler's still in one piece though ;) )

1 Oct 2003

EEEKKKK! The diagram on the extreme right is very very worrying :shock: :shock: :shock: Size DOES matter :shock: :shock: :shock:

1 Oct 2003

les is nine inches long bye 5 inches around is this large or just average lol

1 Oct 2003

Too big! Anything over 8 inches is TOO BIG!!!! :bounce:

1 Oct 2003

too bigg?

1 Oct 2003

Definately too big :shock: :shock: :shock:
- I have the scars to prove it wink

1 Oct 2003

but les is gentle biggrin

1 Oct 2003

I don't care, believe me, more than 8 inches is too big for me personally - don't get me wrong, some people like BIG dicks, I don't - each to their own, that's all...

1 Oct 2003

Woooo Hoooo I am officially "High Average"...that's made my day (among other things) :-)

1 Oct 2003

Becks, you are in a very good mood today :P - it's nice to see smiley faces around the place - makes up for number of gloom-mongers and whingers that occassionally plague us all rotflmao

1 Oct 2003

BlueXXX
If 8 inches is too big, how come your strapon is 10 inches? :dry:
Mal
wink

1 Oct 2003

Because I don't use it on myself - silly!

1 Oct 2003

If you did - would it be called a 'strap-in'? :twisted:
Mal
wink

1 Oct 2003

That doesn't bear thinking about :shock: :shock: :shock:

1 Oct 2003

Me too

1 Oct 2003

.. thank God depth of imagination goes further then length of cock....
and before you boys all get over excited, you're supposed to measure from tip to base that's nearest your belly button... NOT the underside, where pushing your balls down and a bit of optimism give you an extra inch and a half!!!
anyway, the vagina's nerves are concentrated within the first inch, hence a predominance in those favouring girth over length.
<-- still eating horsemeat hoping to end up hung like a horse.... but all I've got so far is buck teeth and taken to liking 4 lumps of sugar on my coffee.

1 Oct 2003

Too much always hurts!! It really isn't what you chaps have got but what you do with it.. :eeek: As the Analog said, the only sensation is very near to the front.
Wonders at Beckers rosy cheeks too... not fit lad??? Need more exercise I think to work out an efficient cardio-vascular system!!! *sorry, can't help talking fitness*
:rose: :color:
x xx

1 Oct 2003

I guess so lol

1 Oct 2003

Personally, Mark, I like your avatar. I've always thought you look like some chic 70s punk rock idol... :lickface:
biggrin

Hxx

1 Oct 2003

I've always thought you look like some chic 70s punk rock idol...

1870's?
:karaoke:
lhk
Kat

1 Oct 2003

They had punks in the 1870s? Wow - I didn't know that wink

I thought it was all very conservative in those days....

1 Oct 2003

Tease :cry: :cry:
x

1 Oct 2003

Tease

He knows what you like. lol

1 Oct 2003

Every one knows what I like!!! Seeing as how it's published somewhere on this site...
*licks lips*
kiss

:kiss:

1 Oct 2003

Mark - ditch teasing for pleasing!!! lol
x xx

1 Oct 2003

*licks lips*

Now that I would like to see. Are you a gymnast then??
:mrgreen:
lhk

1 Oct 2003

Tease!!!! Bad man - :rose: :lickface:

1 Oct 2003

Thanks Guys 'n' Gals, for your input smile

I didn't expect such a good response.
Mark, I knew you'd come up trumps :)
Removing my penis from the printer, as I'd mis-read the instructions, I finally printed off your chart and boy was I feeling pleased with myself biggrin

Then I realised the diagrams had been reduced in size :cry:
Thanks also to Analog, for telling me where to put my ruler and for the horse joke 8)
Sooooo, my next question is.............. Where do I buy a penis enlargement pump? Before you all rush to tell me, I'm joking wink

1 Oct 2003

Where do I buy a penis enlargement pump?

I can recommend a common model called "the vagina" apparently most women have at least one, and is very easy to use.
LHK
Kat

1 Oct 2003

Thanks Kat, for pointing me in the direction a good pump smile

But, speaking from personal experience, that model can be very expensive. Particularly when it comes to maintaining them rolleyes

That's why I'm Red Van Man and not Red Ferrari Man :cry: