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around,but us sane ones will look after you!! 
Sex God
Hi. 
:welcome: to Swinging Heaven. Hope you have a pleasent stay with us.
the GFZ is currently open, where you will find a generously stocked bar (btw who's turn is it to buy vodka? :dry: ) , professionally-trained massuse (although she doesn't have any insurance so doesn't do it) and a large jacuzzi (that works very well at the moment, but does have some kind of green string thing floating on it
:shock: ).
Please feel free to ask any questions, or anything else to make your stay more enjoyable, from one of the friendly and helpfull moderators.
They are available Monday to Friday 12:00 - 13:00 (closed for an hour 12 -1 for lunch).
We at SH hope you enjoy your stay with us. :mrgreen:
:welcome: to Swinging Heaven. Hope you have a pleasent stay with us.
the GFZ is currently open, where you will find a generously stocked bar (btw who's turn is it to buy vodka? :dry: ) , professionally-trained massuse (although she doesn't have any insurance so doesn't do it) and a large jacuzzi (that works very well at the moment, but does have some kind of green string thing floating on it
:shock: ).Please feel free to ask any questions, or anything else to make your stay more enjoyable, from one of the friendly and helpfull moderators.
They are available Monday to Friday 12:00 - 13:00 (closed for an hour 12 -1 for lunch).
We at SH hope you enjoy your stay with us. :mrgreen:
Sex God
Hi Nottmfem, welcome from me - hope you enjoy it in here...
Mike.
Mike.
Orgasminator
Welcome and hello :welcome:
Orgasminator
Hi Nottsfem have fun
Sex God
Ms Nottmfem25
:welcome:
i believe you've already witnessed the lunatic fringe in full flow, as it were. avoid them like the plague! a comfy place awaits at the Not So Busty Babes Club . . . if . . . you're . . . . erm . .
neil x x x ;-)
sorry NiceGuysDoExist made me ask! blatant tart. possibly munch hand holding on his mind already
:welcome:
i believe you've already witnessed the lunatic fringe in full flow, as it were. avoid them like the plague! a comfy place awaits at the Not So Busty Babes Club . . . if . . . you're . . . . erm . .
neil x x x ;-)
sorry NiceGuysDoExist made me ask! blatant tart. possibly munch hand holding on his mind already
Sex God
and :welcome: 
Quote by neilinleeds
Ms Nottmfem25
:welcome:
i believe you've already witnessed the lunatic fringe in full flow, as it were. avoid them like the plague! a comfy place awaits at the Not So Busty Babes Club . . . if . . . you're . . . . erm . .
neil x x x ;-)
sorry NiceGuysDoExist made me ask! blatant tart. possibly munch hand holding on his mind already
What my friend, colleague, and fellow examiner is trying to say, is:
Hello Ms Nottmfem25, and welcome to the finest site for swinging minds in Britain. He was also trying to assertain whether we could offer you a place in the Not So Busty Babes Club, or whether we had to reccomend a place with our adversaries, sorry, rivals, the Well Busty Babes?
It is all a question of size, you see? We allow membership upto and including D cup, backsize not important, whereas above that, the WBB's might be more sutable to your enjoyment.
Here in the NSBB's club, you will find congenial hosts, lighthearted banter, occasional free gifts, and membership badges once we can agree if we're having them or not. We are very pleased to announce the forthcoming event of the unveiling of our Royal Patronage. So you will appreciate that you will be in the good safe company of ladies and gentlemen who tend not to over-flaunt themselves, because they can't.
To save you being pestered continuously by members of the WBB's, please forward your critcal size, either openly for all to take note, or privately by PM to one of our inspectors, who will then pass the information to the rest of the membership, in confidence naturally :twisted:
Following disclosure, several of us will conduct the usual checks, feeling-up, ballance, chewyness, and as Clare has already alluded, Neil's now famous nipple hat-peg test, either before, during or after the forthcomming munch, which we gather you will be attending. Of course, Clare_lincs will ensure you are welcomed properly, but should she find herself otherwise occupied, I'm sure her partner Steve_lincs will be on hand to perform similar duties, and failing that Mrs RSAB2, our club chairlady, will do the honours.
We look forward to meeting you, and knowing the measurment you admit to.
Yours everso sincerely,
Keith3006
club Feeler-Upper.
Sex God
keith
once again i thank you for your clarification . . . .
wrong thread!
neil ;-)
so much better than me at the whole tarting business . . . .
once again i thank you for your clarification . . . .
wrong thread!neil ;-)
so much better than me at the whole tarting business . . . .
