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Last night I went out in my car, came home this morning in a different vehicle but without returning for my car or having any assistance from anyone else in any form including lifts or offers to drive my vehicle it is now sat in the drive ready for me to go out in again tonight confused
The question is if any of the above makes sense how the fook did I manage that lol
Alleyson
Master of Sex
Did you sell or swop your original car last night and the one you have sitting on your drive now is your new car? dunno
Unknown User
Quote by Alleyson
Did you sell or swop your original car last night and the one you have sitting on your drive now is your new car? dunno

Sadly not the car sat in my drive is still the same heap of crap I've been driving for a couple of years confused :? smile
Unknown User
You broke down whilst out and the AA brought it back?
Ok so you say you didn't have assistance but it was my best shot!!
banlwales
Master of Sex
Is it a "homing car"..? or did you move house last night..?
confused
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss_Me
You broke down whilst out and the AA brought it back?
Ok so you say you didn't have assistance but it was my best shot!!

ooooohhhh pretty close but no it's not right confused :? :?
Sarah
Sex God
Local joy riders brought it back!!
lol
Unknown User
Quote by sheddy
You broke down whilst out and the AA brought it back?
Ok so you say you didn't have assistance but it was my best shot!!

ooooohhhh pretty close but no it's not right confused :? :?
Damn! You broke down and pushed you car back home? Or you broke down on your drive?
Unknown User
Quote by banlwales
Is it a "homing car"..? or did you move house last night..?
confused

No last night I was out on the lash with some friends, so I didn't move house, as for the homing car sugestion do I really need to tell you if thats right or wrong lol :lol:
neilinleeds
Sex God
sheddy, it's obvious!
look . . . . you know the magic fairy ride that get's you home from the pub when you're absolutely steaming, and helps itself to your cash to cover their costs, and then erases your memory so you have no idea how you got home?
well . . . obviously, they've branched out into tow-trucks and vehicle recovery? a bit like the RAC, only smaller, and with wings! smile
neil x x x ;)
Unknown User
Quote by Sarah
Local joy riders brought it back!!
lol

Its a nice area where I live but not that nice that joy riders return the car when they have done with it :lol:
and Kiss Me, my car never breaks down and I'm not fit enough to walk let alone push a 2 ton 4x4 :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by neilinleeds
sheddy, it's obvious!
look . . . . you know the magic fairy ride that get's you home from the pub when you're absolutely steaming, and helps itself to your cash to cover their costs, and then erases your memory so you have no idea how you got home?
well . . . obviously, they've branched out into tow-trucks and vehicle recovery? a bit like the RAC, only smaller, and with wings! smile
neil x x x ;)

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: No sorry Neil its wrong......................right off out for a bit keep pondering confused
Unknown User
You're car got stolen and the police found it and returned in for you while you carried on partying?
No? mad
I must know! lol
Alleyson
Master of Sex
You can't go out Sheddy! smackbottom
We need to know the answer and we need to know it NOW!
davej
Sex God
you didnt start from home in the first instance.
Unknown User
You went out in the car only to break down half way down the drive, got a Taxi out and then came home in a Taxi?
Broke down Out and Got towed Home?
Had a bad dream?
Had a Good dream??
Feck knows lol
Cruel man.
Mike
neilinleeds
Sex God
sheddy, i've solved it!
you said as much yourself in another thread, but the full extent of her mischief obviously didn't begin to cross your mind!
Quote by sheddy
Go on Dawn admit it your just trying to break me mentally are you not :cry: :cry: lol :lol:

it was DAWNIE wot dunnit, and she's just messing with yer head! :shock: i've seen her pull some stunts in my time but this just takes the biscuit! confused
neil x x x ;)
Dawnie
Sex God
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Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
sheddy, i've solved it!
you said as much yourself in another thread, but the full extent of her mischief obviously didn't begin to cross your mind!
Go on Dawn admit it your just trying to break me mentally are you not :cry: :cry: lol :lol:

it was DAWNIE wot dunnit, and she's just messing with yer head! :shock: i've seen her pull some stunts in my time but this just takes the biscuit! confused
neil x x x ;)
Oi stop picking on our Dawn, she is having the same problem as Sheddy is having with his car, only in her case it's threads which keep moving around all over the place. :lol: :lol:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Sheddy it has nothing to do with me, it was that Sarge Blunko fool :lol2:
Read the post by Tony (Shaz and Tony) and see if they helps you work out what Blinko has been up to rolleyes
neilinleeds
Sex God
oh NWC, she was pissed last night too was she? leaving stuff lying about all over the place, as you do? shoes kicked off in the hall, blouse thrown over the banister, knickers in the bathroom and threads left draped over the cafe? lol ;)
bolt
*neil is somewhat intrigued by this secret forum? the usual secret forum or a new one? hhhmmmmm? :lol: ;)
Firelizard
Sex God
oh NWC, she was pissed last night too was she? leaving stuff lying about all over the place, as you do? shoes kicked off in the hall, blouse thrown over the banister, knickers in the bathroom and threads left draped over the cafe? lol ;)
bolt
neil is somewhat intrigued by this secret forum? the usual secret forum or a new one?hhhmmmmm?
There is a secret Forum :shock:
Stormwalker
Naughty_Wigan_Couple
Sex God
Quote by firelizard
There is a secret Forum :shock:
Stormwalker

You didnt know about the secret forum, :shock:
Where do you think we hide Sarge when he's been naughty? We lock him the Secret Forum (aka the Swinging Heaven Vault/Cellar) and hide the keys,.
After a few days when he has calmed down a little, we let him out again, but it looks like someone didnt search him properly last night, and left him with a set of keys when they locked him away and he started scattering posts all over the place wink
neilinleeds
Sex God
dingy little place is it NWC? where you can get bacon sarnies and cups of coffee to keep you awake during the nightshift? ;)
firewalker, the secret forum is just the upper level of jag's dungeons! all sorts down there there is! where all the TTT&Ts end up! :shock: don't bear thinking about i can tell yer! :scared:
neil x x x :P
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
Last night I went out in my car, came home this morning in a different vehicle but without returning for my car or having any assistance from anyone else in any form including lifts or offers to drive my vehicle it is now sat in the drive ready for me to go out in again tonight confused
The question is if any of the above makes sense how the fook did I manage that lol

You said you went out last night.....but didn't say from your home...you were returning home last night followed by another vehcile who picked you up once you had parked your own car up.....so when you returned home again later that night in another car,your vehcile was there ready and waiting??
Firelizard
Sex God
No one tells me anything…… banghead
a TTT&T by the way……. dunno
Storm .........Having a blonde day today redface
Unknown User
Quote by neilinleeds
sheddy, i've solved it!
you said as much yourself in another thread, but the full extent of her mischief obviously didn't begin to cross your mind!
Go on Dawn admit it your just trying to break me mentally are you not :cry: :cry: lol :lol:

it was DAWNIE wot dunnit, and she's just messing with yer head! :shock: i've seen her pull some stunts in my time but this just takes the biscuit! confused
neil x x x ;)
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by da69ve
You said you went out last night.....but didn't say from your home...you were returning home last night followed by another vehcile who picked you up once you had parked your own car up.....so when you returned home again later that night in another car,your vehcile was there ready and waiting??

:shock: :shock: :shock: Right after that complex answer the truth sadly is going to seem a tad boring :lol: But here goes...................................................
I went out last night leaving from my home to spend the night out with some friends in my favourite North Western city, stayed there the night for a couple of reasons, then simply drove a few miles further into said city collected a truck I'd purchased the other week chucked my car on the back of it drove said truck back to my unit, unloaded my car and went home. biggrin
See it's as simple as that :? :? :? :? :lol: :lol:
The clue was in Kiss Me's post where she mentioned me coming back on a recovery truck after breaking down and I said she was close, which she was but she went off in the wrong direction :lol:
<<<<<<<<<< off before they all flog me for taxing there brains with a lame riddle that to be honest I thought someone would have got bolt
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
sheddy, i've solved it!
you said as much yourself in another thread, but the full extent of her mischief obviously didn't begin to cross your mind!
Go on Dawn admit it your just trying to break me mentally are you not :cry: :cry: lol :lol:

it was DAWNIE wot dunnit, and she's just messing with yer head! :shock: i've seen her pull some stunts in my time but this just takes the biscuit! confused
neil x x x ;)
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by da69ve
You said you went out last night.....but didn't say from your home...you were returning home last night followed by another vehcile who picked you up once you had parked your own car up.....so when you returned home again later that night in another car,your vehcile was there ready and waiting??

:shock: :shock: :shock: Right after that complex answer the truth sadly is going to seem a tad boring :lol: But here goes...................................................
I went out last night leaving from my home to spend the night out with some friends in my favourite North Western city, stayed there the night for a couple of reasons, then simply drove a few miles further into said city collected a truck I'd purchased the other week chucked my car on the back of it drove said truck back to my unit, unloaded my car and went home. biggrin
See it's as simple as that :? :? :? :? :lol: :lol:
The clue was in Kiss Me's post where she mentioned me coming back on a recovery truck after breaking down and I said she was close, which she was but she went off in the wrong direction :lol:
<<<<<<<<<< off before they all flog me for taxing there brains with a lame riddle that to be honest I thought someone would have got bolt
Thats it......i hurt my head after i had to think about the answer......then had to go lie down!
neilinleeds
Sex God
Quote by firelizard
a TTT&T by the way……. dunno
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twits, twats, tossers and turds! ((( TM Jags 2004 )))
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neil x x x ;)
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
a TTT&T by the way……. dunno
Storm .........Having a blonde day today redface

twits, twats, tossers and turds! ((( TM Jags 2004 )))
;)
neil x x x ;)
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