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Quote by Bloke2005
.... and The Laird's 'shagability rating' went from 9.5 to 10 in a single post wink redface
Well done that man :P

Yup :mrgreen: with envy! I've asked the Lady Feebs what's his secret and whilst being very friendly in her response she didn't tell me (get back to you on that one girl!). :wink:
Quote by westerross
.... and The Laird's 'shagability rating' went from 9.5 to 10 in a single post wink redface
Well done that man :P

Yup :mrgreen: with envy! I've asked the Lady Feebs what's his secret and whilst being very friendly in her response she didn't tell me (get back to you on that one girl!). :wink:
His secret? He's bloody gorgeous sillyhwoar:
Quote by freckledbird
.... and The Laird's 'shagability rating' went from 9.5 to 10 in a single post wink redface
Well done that man :P

Yup :mrgreen: with envy! I've asked the Lady Feebs what's his secret and whilst being very friendly in her response she didn't tell me (get back to you on that one girl!). :wink:
His secret? He's bloody gorgeous sillyhwoar:
Seconded FB :wink:
Quote by freckledbird
.... and The Laird's 'shagability rating' went from 9.5 to 10 in a single post wink redface
Well done that man :P

Yup :mrgreen: with envy! I've asked the Lady Feebs what's his secret and whilst being very friendly in her response she didn't tell me (get back to you on that one girl!). :wink:
His secret? He's bloody gorgeous sillyhwoar:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: (rather nervously) I hope there's no distinction being made here lol . Oh alright so there is :wink: but at least I'm available!!
TE, no distinction - but you asked what HIS secret was?
You're sillyhwoar: as well, can I still have a snog? wink
Quote by westerross
.... and The Laird's 'shagability rating' went from 9.5 to 10 in a single post wink redface
Well done that man :P

Yup :mrgreen: with envy! I've asked the Lady Feebs what's his secret and whilst being very friendly in her response she didn't tell me (get back to you on that one girl!). :wink:
His secret? He's bloody gorgeous sillyhwoar:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: (rather nervously) I hope there's no distinction being made here lol . Oh alright so there is :wink: but at least I'm available!!
What kind of distinction TE? :wink: :P
Quote by freckledbird
TE, no distinction - but you asked what HIS secret was?
You're sillyhwoar: as well, can I still have a snog? wink

You've already got a few in the snog bank :twisted: :twisted: (I think I'll tm snog bank)
FB's in credit and earning interest by the minute!!
Quote by Bloke2005
What kind of distinction TE? wink :P

FB type distinctions - and men can be gorgeous in so many ways.
Quote by westerross

What kind of distinction TE? wink :P

FB type distinctions - and men can be gorgeous in so many ways.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: kiss
Quote by freckledbird

What kind of distinction TE? wink :P

FB type distinctions - and men can be gorgeous in so many ways.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: kiss
And there was me thinking you fancied me snog bank!! rolleyes
I do, I do - when did I say I didn't? :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
I do, I do - when did I say I didn't? :twisted:

Right that's the first half of the next munch sorted - if you withdraw all yer deposits :shock: :shock: I'll be there delivering interest!!
Quote by westerross
I do, I do - when did I say I didn't? :twisted:

Right that's the first half of the next munch sorted - if you withdraw all yer deposits :shock: :shock: I'll be there delivering interest!!
Withdrawing? Deposits? This is beginning to sound a little rude - get in my inbox now :twisted:
Well said Mr Laird...
are we going to have a Mod/ Op protection team on standby though next weekend? I volunteer myself for first stint biggrin
Seriously though, it goes without saying that there is no one more dedicated to SH than the MOOPS tm me, today! ( sod that forward slash) . So, let them get pissed in peace !!!
Quote by postie
Well said Mr Laird...
are we going to have a Mod/ Op protection team on standby though next weekend? I volunteer myself for first stint biggrin
Seriously though, it goes without saying that there is no one more dedicated to SH than the MOOPS tm me, today! ( sod that forward slash) . So, let them get pissed in peace !!!

:thumbup: So I'll be hiding behind either postie or The_Laird all night..... Oh happy joy :D
:happy: :bounce: :smug:
Quote by tattyxpx
Well said Mr Laird...
are we going to have a Mod/ Op protection team on standby though next weekend? I volunteer myself for first stint biggrin
Seriously though, it goes without saying that there is no one more dedicated to SH than the MOOPS tm me, today! ( sod that forward slash) . So, let them get pissed in peace !!!

:thumbup: So I'll be hiding behind either postie or The_Laird all night..... Oh happy joy :D
:happy: :bounce: :smug:
Who's Joy?
FB can't go :cry:
Quote by westerross
.... and The Laird's 'shagability rating' went from 9.5 to 10 in a single post wink redface
Well done that man :P

Yup :mrgreen: with envy! I've asked the Lady Feebs what's his secret and whilst being very friendly in her response she didn't tell me (get back to you on that one girl!). :wink:
Oh ok then, I'll tell you Choon !!!
I work him very hard to keep him in shape hump whip
Give him frequent lessons in the art of grovelling to the female sex worship
and of course there is the fact that he's had a couple of face lifts over the years :uhoh: bolt
only kidding lol
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
.... and The Laird's 'shagability rating' went from 9.5 to 10 in a single post wink redface
Well done that man :P

Yup :mrgreen: with envy! I've asked the Lady Feebs what's his secret and whilst being very friendly in her response she didn't tell me (get back to you on that one girl!). :wink:
Oh ok then, I'll tell you Choon !!!
I work him very hard to keep him in shape hump whip
Give him frequent lessons in the art of grovelling to the female sex worship
and of course there is the fact that he's had a couple of face lifts over the years :uhoh: bolt
only kidding lol
Fee
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flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
Stop hijacking a perfectly good thread please or I'll be asking for a Mod to spank you smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
innocent
Quote by the_Laird
Stop hijacking a perfectly good thread please or I'll be asking for a Mod to spank you smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
innocent

Does it have to be a Mod?? wink
Quote by westerross

Stop hijacking a perfectly good thread please or I'll be asking for a Mod to spank you smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
innocent

Does it have to be a Mod?? wink
:shock:
You wouldn't do that to me......................would you choon? blink
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
:shock:
You wouldn't do that to me......................would you choon? blink
Fee
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No, of course I wouldn't but don't tell anyone else. As long as we kept up the right sound effects for those outside the door we'd be OK :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by westerross

:shock:
You wouldn't do that to me......................would you choon? blink
Fee
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No, of course I wouldn't but don't tell anyone else. As long as we kept up the right sound effects for those outside the door we'd be OK :twisted: :twisted:
Ok, it can be our little secret......................off to practise my sound effects :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee

:shock:
You wouldn't do that to me......................would you choon? blink
Fee
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No, of course I wouldn't but don't tell anyone else. As long as we kept up the right sound effects for those outside the door we'd be OK :twisted: :twisted:
Ok, it can be our little secret......................off to practise my sound effects :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
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*tatty sneaks to the door with a glass to listen to the sound effects wink
:angel:
innocent
Quote by LadyFeeBee

:shock:
You wouldn't do that to me......................would you choon? blink
Fee
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No, of course I wouldn't but don't tell anyone else. As long as we kept up the right sound effects for those outside the door we'd be OK :twisted: :twisted:
Ok, it can be our little secret......................off to practise my sound effects :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
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Don't you two know that you have to put stuff in brackets so that it's a secret rolleyes
They all know that you're pretending now lol
Quote by freckledbird
Don't you two know that you have to put stuff in brackets so that it's a secret rolleyes
They all know that you're pretending now lol

redface
I thought I'd whispered quietly enough in Choon's ear for nobody to hear me.
Thank you freckledbird, I didn't know about the brackets thingy rule........ wink :lol:
Tatty, have you got the glass to your ear yet? How am I doing? :wink:
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee

Don't you two know that you have to put stuff in brackets so that it's a secret rolleyes
They all know that you're pretending now lol

redface
I thought I'd whispered quietly enough in Choon's ear for nobody to hear me.
Thank you freckledbird, I didn't know about the brackets thingy rule........ wink :lol:
Tatty, have you got the glass to your ear yet? How am I doing? :wink:
Fee
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:thumbup: spot on to me so far Fee.... :wink:
Fee, you DO know that Tatty is recording it all, don't you - she's a right little perve :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
Fee, you DO know that Tatty is recording it all, don't you - she's a right little perve :twisted:

I do not record.... I just enjoy the moment I hear nice sounds redface esecially if she's enjoying it surprisedops:
:angel: innocent perve :shock: me confused not on yer nelly flipa :giggle:
*translation not on yer nelly is actually just a way i say no not atall lol
Hang on - I'm getting one or two sound effects I hadn't bargained for here. I thought we were in fer some corrective flagellation.
What's all this Oooooh and Aaaaaaaah then?? :twisted:
Quote by westerross
Hang on - I'm getting one or two sound effects I hadn't bargained for here. I thought we were in fer some corrective flagellation.
What's all this Oooooh and Aaaaaaaah then?? :twisted:

That might be me, having wicked thoughts about the Laird redface :twisted: