Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be
death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that
he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him
1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily
agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a
little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed,
the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the
Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the
King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would
cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick
the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.
Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the
antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next
four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and
magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the
Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession
now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and,
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King,
shooed him away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's shorts.
The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay Your Bills