As a n00b, I’m a guest in your house. And as a well brought up boy, I know its not polite to turn up empty handed. So heres a game you can play.
You will require...
A country pub. The sort that does food, with booths. It should be busy but not packed. Say around
A mini dress.
A girl to put in it, having checked she is not cheating by wearing knickers.
Get a couple of drinks and sit side by side. She must keep her hands on the table at all times.
You must try to make her come using only your hand under the table, BUT...
You must also try to put her off coming by keeping up an engaging conversation, which she must also keep up. You can talk about the arts, theatre, football or the price of tights. She loses points for any silent pause, moaning or screaming. You must, at all times, look like a regular couple out for a drink.
When she has eventually got off, you get another round, swap places and its your turn.
Enjoy.