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A Southerner is for life........................

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Now that davej has found a northerner to foster him he reverts to his native tongue to communicate further.....
Right WBB I can hardly adam and eve it, I fought I was gonna be on me jack for a mo there, but naw your takin me in its gonna be good. I took a ball down the frog this morning cos I was brassic, drawn out a monkey so it should get us a good holiday.
When I get there we can go dan the rub-a-dub and get our hampsteads round a good old skoda, cant get brahms cos we got fings to discuss, we could shoot off for a ruby and make some plans. Before our break in the sun we should go shopping, peraps do a pony on yer barnet, get yer a titfer to keep the sun off. I'm gonna need a new whistle and probably a weasel if its gonna be chilly. I reckon we outa get some romans for walking on the beach wiv.
I reckon we can get on alright and rabbit for hours about swingheaven and the Sunday's folk put up. What do you fink.
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What do you fink.
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i eeerrr think that, purhaps we should spend less time talking and more time on other "indoor sports"!
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Quote by DJohn
Everyone (except the Scots, and I'm afraid of getting too close to them) is a southener to me.

Afraid of Scotties shurely not - shome of us are not as shcary as we look!!
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i have decided not to addopt anyone!
an adoptee is for life as sarge says... and the thought of having to be on my best behaviour for life is way beyond me!

Who said anything about being on our best behaviour. If I thought that was a condition I wouldn't have offered myself up for adoption :!: :!:
Oooh you mean that sort of best behaviour wink :wink:
ME :!: ME :!: ME :!:
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Afraid of Scotties shurely not - shome of us are not as shcary as we look!!

Do I hear James Bond? Not my type really - his chest is too hairy :!:
By the way I'm a voluptophile wherever she might come from :!: :!:
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Can I adopt 2 please Sarge? Tune and Misschief

Tune, Tune, look look!!! WOOOHOOO! We've bagged ourselves the gorgeous Angel
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Can I have one???

I'll adopt you, Alex kiss
Everyone (except the Scots, and I'm afraid of getting too close to them) is a southener to me.
Hmmm - well in Sarge's terms I am not a southerner. But as Wigan is south of Geordie land - I am more than happy to be adopted. lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Muah Muah Muah
Alex x x x
Even more so now as it seem Paul (fun365) seems to have turned down my adoption of him! :cry: :cry: :cry:
well, i'd like to offer my services to adopt some buddies, however, living in Birmingham, does this mean i can adopt from both North and South !?
Two well behaved specimens..cheap to keep I double as a dishwasher, ever reliable with a life time guarantee and very portable.
MrsFC is handy round the house she can double as a nurse, maid and likes to please!!!
MrFC thinks about placing this in the Ads section
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Can I adopt 2 please Sarge? Tune and Misschief

Tune, Tune, look look!!! WOOOHOOO! We've bagged ourselves the gorgeous Angel
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
<<pinches himself half hoping that even if he is dreaming he doesn't want to wake up>>
Oh boy :!: Oh Boy! Where's that suitcase confused: Have I got any clean underwear :?: (Underwear :!: :!: :!: :?: :?: :?: ) Where's the manual ( have I got me glasses) :?:
Who's panicking ----I'm coooooooommmmming :!:
OMG Pies, mushy peas and gravy too :!:
I'm in Heaven - I can see and Angel and I want to get up to some MISSCHIEF :!: :!:
Did somebody say "FFS calm down!"
Tune - the only underwear you need is the pressies you're gonna buy me for adopting you :twisted:
And Misschief, much as I love you to pieces, PLEASE stop that bouncing about!! The only floorboards that can take it are the re-inforced ones in the bedroom!
Ooooooooooh this is going to be sooooooooo much fun!! Se7!! Where are you???
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Tune - the only underwear you need is the pressies you're gonna buy me for adopting you :twisted:
And Misschief, much as I love you to pieces, PLEASE stop that bouncing about!! The only floorboards that can take it are the re-inforced ones in the bedroom!
Ooooooooooh this is going to be sooooooooo much fun!! Se7!! Where are you???

What's that 'reinforced underwear'........'skimpy floorboards' confused: :?: (I thought some nice lacy 8" X 2"'s might be good) Do you want red or black :?: I know you look nice in red.
You'd better watch out :!: In this frame of mind I am liable to fondle anything :!:
im here just give me the nod and im as good as adopted!
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im here just give me the nod and im as good as adopted!
Sshhhhhhhhh!!! You'll be getting me in trouble with the Sarge for exceeding my quota.
Sarge, I'd just like to point out that Se7 isn't south of Birmingham anyway, and I have a feeling I might need his help to keep Tune under control rolleyes wink
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Sarge, I'd just like to point out that Se7 isn't south of Birmingham anyway, and I have a feeling I might need his help to keep Tune under control rolleyes wink

It's alright the tomazopam has kicked in now - the control has engaged 'SELF' mode.
Sorry if I phased all who live up north but we southerners are not used to such excitement. (I can hear the Hmph! of 'south of Brum' indignation already).
The thought of MISSY and Angel, you've got to admit, is a dream (in the fullest sense of the word! mad ). You wouldn't have needed Se7 as a bodyguard, Angel, but the other possibilities seem interesting - I think it's beginning to wear off again - I think I'm going for a lie down :!:
Lol I didn't want him there as a bodyguard Tune :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by Angel Chat
And Misschief, much as I love you to pieces, PLEASE stop that bouncing about!!

Oops sorry Angel, come on Tune, we gotta bounce a bit quieter
That's much Better Misschief, the four of us can quite happily bounce around on any of the floorboards like that....

Mmmmmmmmm I think I'm going to like being an adopter
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I'm going to like being an adoptee - actually I see Se7 as an adopter if he's at the Angel residence.
Now I can't do all these fancy emoticons - so you two girls are going to have to teach me a few tricks - how about it confused: wink We''ll start with bouncing them up and down alternately, then one of us can stand on our head and we'll take it from there
Dear Diary "Don't forget the underwear for the girls!" Now let me see - saw a nice pair of bloomers in M&S the other day....Hmmmm :?:
Transposed northerner down here in Norwich seeking adoption...wave
Seems East Anglia is quite poorly represented on here too, lol...
Any nice lasses here want a 29/yr old geek?
Wow, well, guess I know how to really kill a thread, eh...
*Goes to get coat*
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Afraid of Scotties shurely not - shome of us are not as shcary as we look!!

That cleavage looks pretty terrifying! A man could get lost in there and not (want to) be found for days.
OK. I'm ready to face my fears. Come and get me!
just a thought, as i am only fostering rather than adopting...... i can have morwe than one cant i??!!!!
say yes...
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Yes WBB you can, take me and daz!!!!!!!
Please adopt me...
I'm open to any offers out there if any northerns would like to adopt me, I'm house trained, well to a certain extent, can be very naughy though and sometimes I can be quite a handful so if your interested drop me a line.
Bx
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Yes WBB you can, take me and daz!!!!!!!

Blody hell lou and daz we can all travel up to our new adoptive northern home together. Now dont forget to pack the chocolate cos WBB has had hers stolen by mal. I will be taking a case full cos I love the stuff. Oh and dont forget we have all gotta go somewhere sunny for some nice 'get to know you hugs' So pack your kini as well.
Most definitly!! If you can wait till June 16th we're going to Kos for 2 weeks!! We'll pack you both in our suitcases!!
Yippeee !!!!
were all going to Kos.....were all going to Kos...
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Mrs davej ...gonna be gone some time
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