Now that davej has found a northerner to foster him he reverts to his native tongue to communicate further.....
Right WBB I can hardly adam and eve it, I fought I was gonna be on me jack for a mo there, but naw your takin me in its gonna be good. I took a ball down the frog this morning cos I was brassic, drawn out a monkey so it should get us a good holiday.
When I get there we can go dan the rub-a-dub and get our hampsteads round a good old skoda, cant get brahms cos we got fings to discuss, we could shoot off for a ruby and make some plans. Before our break in the sun we should go shopping, peraps do a pony on yer barnet, get yer a titfer to keep the sun off. I'm gonna need a new whistle and probably a weasel if its gonna be chilly. I reckon we outa get some romans for walking on the beach wiv.
I reckon we can get on alright and rabbit for hours about swingheaven and the Sunday's folk put up. What do you fink.