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A Southerner is for life........................
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Sex God
Quote by MrFCGood job I didn't add the FC's to my ever growing list of adoptees, my poor floorboards couldn't take all that bouncing! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Packing bags as we speak....Heading North YIPEEEEEE !!!!!
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Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
WBB.... I'm so glad we live close to each other, if you don't bring DaveJ round to see me when he finally arrives at yours, I'm going to have toyou
course i am bringing him round to see you.. u are my fave babysitter for him! lol
Sex God
Well ile happily adopt someone
only stipulations are they have to have a cute bum and like cuddles
only stipulations are they have to have a cute bum and like cuddles
Orgasminator
Quote by Vicky_uk
Well ile happily adopt someone
only stipulations are they have to have a cute bum and like cuddles
Vicky,
I speak like a Southerner... does that count?
Sex God
soph said:
Crude jokes? Now would we! :shock:
Mike.
my husband did it with me..(no crude jokes there plz)
Crude jokes? Now would we! :shock:
Mike.
Orgasminator
Being a generous sort of bloke, always willing to lend a hand especially to newbies.
I adopt Deviant.
I adopt Deviant.
Sex God
Quote by Vicky_uk
Well ile happily adopt someone
only stipulations are they have to have a cute bum and like cuddles
What an offer :!: I know Ilike cuddles (cwtches we call 'em down here). You'd have to judge whether I've got a cute bum or not - now how're we going to arrange that
: (I think it's cute but it's the only one I've got and I suppose I'm biased) Sex God
Quote by westerross
Well ile happily adopt someone
only stipulations are they have to have a cute bum and like cuddles
What an offer :!: I know Ilike cuddles (cwtches we call 'em down here). You'd have to judge whether I've got a cute bum or not - now how're we going to arrange that
: (I think it's cute but it's the only one I've got and I suppose I'm biased)Ahem!!! Tune!! Just how many adopters do you want? Cor, there's nothing like being greedy is there??
What do you mean "how many adoptees do I want"?? That's beside the point!
Sex God
LOL scared I've forgotten about you flapjackboy? :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
Well ile happily adopt someone
only stipulations are they have to have a cute bum and like cuddles
What an offer :!: I know Ilike cuddles (cwtches we call 'em down here). You'd have to judge whether I've got a cute bum or not - now how're we going to arrange that
: (I think it's cute but it's the only one I've got and I suppose I'm biased)Ahem!!! Tune!! Just how many adopters do you want? Cor, there's nothing like being greedy is there??
What do you mean "how many adoptees do I want"?? That's beside the point!
Boll**ks :!: Thought I'd slipped that one in without you noticing. Still what's sauce for the goose.........
You can call me Sime and I weigh in at and stand at 6'5.5" ( erect )
I am a newcomer and "single" and male so I want to show you I'm different from the rest.
Here goes:
ajh;kfjhafhkjv
That was it.
Any kind lady can adopt me as I'm Southern and 24 but you have to be a fitty.
I just want to say respect to you guys that swing. I'm shy and nervous guy so probably you won't like me. Don't worry I'm not going to come to one of your parties without a girl has given me some good time and vetting first.
If there's a NICE girl who can appreciate my HONESTY and also ACCEPT I'm shy and n
nervous but great maybe you can adopt me and I can please you with my quality of loveliness and I can cook. Alternatively an unmarried couple can vet me but I'm so shy of men its unbelievable.
I want you to KNOW I'm different. I'm not like the rest. I don't want to be seen as a single male 'swinger' if there is such a thing. Iam so sensitive to the energy of that. I have all the usual fantasis don't get me wrong but I do need someone who'll just be NICE.
I will never go to a party until someone can like me and wants me to go.
Decisions yours now. PS I'm Sheffield.
si x
PS I hope that reads OK. I edited it FEEDBACK IS WElcome.
Cheers
I am a newcomer and "single" and male so I want to show you I'm different from the rest.
Here goes:
ajh;kfjhafhkjv
That was it.
Any kind lady can adopt me as I'm Southern and 24 but you have to be a fitty.
I just want to say respect to you guys that swing. I'm shy and nervous guy so probably you won't like me. Don't worry I'm not going to come to one of your parties without a girl has given me some good time and vetting first.
If there's a NICE girl who can appreciate my HONESTY and also ACCEPT I'm shy and n
nervous but great maybe you can adopt me and I can please you with my quality of loveliness and I can cook. Alternatively an unmarried couple can vet me but I'm so shy of men its unbelievable.
I want you to KNOW I'm different. I'm not like the rest. I don't want to be seen as a single male 'swinger' if there is such a thing. Iam so sensitive to the energy of that. I have all the usual fantasis don't get me wrong but I do need someone who'll just be NICE.
I will never go to a party until someone can like me and wants me to go.
Decisions yours now. PS I'm Sheffield.
si x
PS I hope that reads OK. I edited it FEEDBACK IS WElcome.
Cheers
Sex God
Quote by sime
You can call me Sime and I weigh in at and stand at 6'5.5" ( erect )
I am a newcomer and "single" and male so I want to show you I'm different from the rest.
Here goes:
ajh;kfjhafhkjv
That was it.
Any kind lady can adopt me as I'm Southern and 24 but you have to be a fitty.
I just want to say respect to you guys that swing. I'm shy and nervous guy so probably you won't like me. Don't worry I'm not going to come to one of your parties without a girl has given me some good time and vetting first.
If there's a NICE girl who can appreciate my HONESTY and also ACCEPT I'm shy and n
nervous but great maybe you can adopt me and I can please you with my quality of loveliness and I can cook. Alternatively an unmarried couple can vet me but I'm so shy of men its unbelievable.
I want you to KNOW I'm different. I'm not like the rest. I don't want to be seen as a single male 'swinger' if there is such a thing. Iam so sensitive to the energy of that. I have all the usual fantasis don't get me wrong but I do need someone who'll just be NICE.
I will never go to a party until someone can like me and wants me to go.
Decisions yours now. PS I'm Sheffield.
si x
PS I hope that reads OK. I edited it FEEDBACK IS WElcome.
Cheers
Looks like you want to put an advert in mate. The best way to get around all your uncertainties in here is to stick around and (slowly) get to know people - it's fun.
Sex God
Quote by dazandlou
Davej hunny? i'm a posh girl, i dont DO holdalls!! i have a nice spacious suitcase for you to squeeze into!! amongst the shoes, flip flops, handbags, swimsuits, hairdryer, beauty stuff, suntan lotion........
Tell me about it Lou I got in this position looking for your left flip flop and I think I might have spotted it.
OUCH !!!
Sex God
Please excuse me for bumping this thread, but I missed it first time around, and have therefore not yet been adopted 
I feel terribly left out, and so a sympathetic adoptive Northern bosom would console me greatly at this most distressing time. :upset:
I feel terribly left out, and so a sympathetic adoptive Northern bosom would console me greatly at this most distressing time. :upset:
Sex God
Quote by Tigger-Steve
<<< Adopt meeeeeee purrrrrlease oh go on...i'll be a good girl !!! :inlove:
Being a good girl is not the way to get adopted at all.
Ths thread's like an old friend.
Sex God
Since us southerners are so heavily outnumbered, this adoption scheme is clearly unfair because the majority of potential adopters are going to miss out.
I therefore propose that the southerners adopt 5 northerners each, that way everyone gets included.
Now, I just have to whittle you lovely lot down to 5 favourites.
:D
I therefore propose that the southerners adopt 5 northerners each, that way everyone gets included.
Now, I just have to whittle you lovely lot down to 5 favourites.
:D Sex God
Right I'm also looking for a second home.
Jeez... I got myself adopted by WBB which I thought was a good idea but know I want out.
Me supply of chocolate that I sent up to get me through, has dissapeared Wbb reckons she was burgled but it's bloody strange how the only thing they took was my chocolate from the fridge, no signs of damage where they gained entry. The stereo, telly and computer, are still there along with Busty's spangly stuff just me chocolate has gone. Now when I questioned her further she claims to have chased the buggers and the reason that they only stole the choccy was because they were only 4 years old .....pah!!!!...don't believe a word of it!!!
Jeez... I got myself adopted by WBB which I thought was a good idea but know I want out.
Me supply of chocolate that I sent up to get me through, has dissapeared Wbb reckons she was burgled but it's bloody strange how the only thing they took was my chocolate from the fridge, no signs of damage where they gained entry. The stereo, telly and computer, are still there along with Busty's spangly stuff just me chocolate has gone. Now when I questioned her further she claims to have chased the buggers and the reason that they only stole the choccy was because they were only 4 years old .....pah!!!!...don't believe a word of it!!!
