Well I have a couple of vacancies
And I'm not a chocolate fan, so Dave - your goodies would be safe with me.
I can't promise the same with the wine though.
OK - off to do tea (as we northerners call it) - Roast beef & all the trimmings!
Any potential adoptees interested?
I could even throw a little SHAGS therapy in!
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A Southerner is for life........................
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Quote by Alexandra
Well I have a couple of vacancies
And I'm not a chocolate fan, so Dave - your goodies would be safe with me.
I can't promise the same with the wine though.
OK - off to do tea (as we northerners call it) - Roast beef & all the trimmings!
Any potential adoptees interested?
I could even throw a little SHAGS therapy in!
Right that it! ....roast beef for dinner .....ooopss sorry tea
.......... sounds good to me Alex...right I've just got to stick me gear in a transit van and I'm on my way!I will stop off and grab a Bottle of Pinot Grigio and some horse radish, should be there in about 5 hours Alex.
davej packs some heavy cordurouy trousers and some thick knit jumpers, sticks a pigeon in each pocket and lashes his whippet 'Donald' to the van!!
Sex God
well that's nowt dave.
you're dripping in bling bling and poor ole well busty's poor as a church mouse poor love! sure you can afford the odd bloody galaxy for her!
me though, seems i adopted vodka_babe, imagining a never ending supply of free booze, and just today, this very afternoon mind, up comes the subject of her pocket money? well these southerners know we're all skint oop north and they come out with that!
i'm sending her packing as soon as i can afford her national express ticket, so i'm free to any wealthy southern ladies that'd care to have me.
neil x x x ;)
you're dripping in bling bling and poor ole well busty's poor as a church mouse poor love! sure you can afford the odd bloody galaxy for her!
me though, seems i adopted vodka_babe, imagining a never ending supply of free booze, and just today, this very afternoon mind, up comes the subject of her pocket money? well these southerners know we're all skint oop north and they come out with that!
i'm sending her packing as soon as i can afford her national express ticket, so i'm free to any wealthy southern ladies that'd care to have me.
neil x x x ;)
if somebody wants to take another poor relation from the south i will list what i can offer and what i dont do
i can offer my wurzels collection
sighend photo of pam ayres (who i hear you ask)
i can translate jethro for you northerners
and you can have your wicked way with me
what i dont do
i dont touch ferrets or whippets
i dont wear a flat cap
i dont eat tripe (talk it alot but dont eat it)
but yes you can have your wicked way with me
i can offer my wurzels collection
sighend photo of pam ayres (who i hear you ask)
i can translate jethro for you northerners
and you can have your wicked way with me
what i dont do
i dont touch ferrets or whippets
i dont wear a flat cap
i dont eat tripe (talk it alot but dont eat it)
but yes you can have your wicked way with me
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
well that's nowt dave.
you're dripping in bling bling and poor ole well busty's poor as a church mouse poor love! sure you can afford the odd bloody galaxy for her!
neil x x x ;)
Nope thats it !!! I'm off!!
Alex is doing me a proper northern dinner........ :doh: tea.
...All I got round Busty's was a bacon buttie at 4 in the morning and I had to make that meself cos Busty and the Tongue were too pissed to see the grill.I dont mind the odd bar of choccy goin missin, but FFS!!! she ate me Flake, now I can't be doing with anyone nicking me flake.
Any way how bloody shallow are you FFS!! Vodkababe asks for a couple of quid to see her through and replace the bloody Vodka that you quaffed by the gallon and now yer looking to move someone else in......right then mate, Fun 365 and Warwick are both south so you can just bloody make up a bed on your sofa for one of them!!!
Now then busty I'm leaving a couple of shirts and a pair of old boxer shorts in the wash, if you can just launder them and post them up to Alex for me, I will be gratefull.
Sex God
Quote by southwest sinner
i can offer my wurzels collection
Oi. Southwest. just drop me a line and I will give you neils address his well into his music
Sex God
right dave!
first of all, warwickshire's hardly yer proper south now is it? i mean it's more midlands surely, and they're a law to themself they are. they could go either way! ((( by all accounts!
)))
and secondly, how the bleedin' 'ell am i gonna put warwick up? i mean he'd be wanting 3 beds all to himselves wouldn't he. cos i'd have to humour him or he'd throw a wobbly. sorry not having it mate!
i'm going sarf if it kills me. i know some lovely young ladies down somerset and avon way. i've had enough of this adoption lark, it's my turn to put me feet up!
neil x x x ;)
first of all, warwickshire's hardly yer proper south now is it? i mean it's more midlands surely, and they're a law to themself they are. they could go either way! ((( by all accounts!
)))and secondly, how the bleedin' 'ell am i gonna put warwick up? i mean he'd be wanting 3 beds all to himselves wouldn't he. cos i'd have to humour him or he'd throw a wobbly. sorry not having it mate!
i'm going sarf if it kills me. i know some lovely young ladies down somerset and avon way. i've had enough of this adoption lark, it's my turn to put me feet up!
neil x x x ;)
Quote by xxdevil69
Right... seen as I also missed this first time around.. and therefore don't have a southener of my very own... can someone please let me know if there are any more up for adoption?!?!?
I have been missed, coming North soon for Nots Munch, any adoption offers gratefully considered
Sex God
I have my hands full with a stroppy yorkie (not choccy, don't get too excitable 
) and a shopaholic pal.
Although Dick Van impressions........... :lol:............. on second thoughts, maybe not.
) and a shopaholic pal.Although Dick Van impressions........... :lol:............. on second thoughts, maybe not.
Sex God
Quote by fem_manc-cpl
I have my hands full with a stroppy yorkie (not choccy, don't get too excitable
Although Dick Van impressions........... :lol:............. on second thoughts, maybe not.
go on then give us a clue? who would they be then? :lol2:
n x x x :0
Sex God
ooooo neil, wait til I get my hands on you........... again! 
I have a giant strapon with your name on it! :giggle:
Anyway, I can't adopt you, you're not southern, it breaks the rules!
I have a giant strapon with your name on it! :giggle:Anyway, I can't adopt you, you're not southern, it breaks the rules!
Sex God
I haven't been adopted yet.
Will someone love me?
Will someone love me?
8-) 8-)
Sex God
Quote by lilacgem
Oh ice, who could resist those puppy dog eyes of yours :giveup:
I'm sure I'm allowed to adopt 2
Get your coat
2?
I think me and Warwick is about 4 isn't it? :D
Ice xxx
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Ice you're cheating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You heartless brute, I'm calling the RSPCA!
(Gissa cuddle and I'll let you off... might even wag my tail for you ;) )
Sex God
missy u can by adopted mum.
Mike
Mike
Quote by Rainbows
Umm - apart from Libra love (who just tips me to the post) I appear to be THE most appropriate southerner on here!! (southern hemisphere that is)
So who wants to adpot me????!!! Two cats optionalBeer/wine/vodka essential!
We'd have you in a flash!! :twisted:
Fee and the Laird
xx
