Seeing as we cant get adopted as a couple perhaps I can persuade you to adopt us as singles.
.......davej thinks that if this comes off, he can have mrs davej on a bus with her bags within the hour and then he can say bollocks to the tiling and go on the piss with his mates instead....
Mmmmmmm, baggsy Bi-Arabella. :P :P
Mike.
'Ecky thump - just my luck. I go out one evening and find Sarge has floated this one :!: :!:
I feel like the last kid left at the orphanage. :cry: :cry:
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Or they're too scared I will eat all the pies :twisted:
Nicole Kidman is into adoption isn't she? ..... hang on, but she's not a northerner, so I'd have to turn her down for the purposes of this thread, oh well.
Can I adopt 2 please Sarge? Tune and Misschief are looking terribly sorry for themselves, and I have an almost inexhaustible supply of pies, so it doesn't worry me that they like them. Mushy peas and gravy are available as well, so they won't go short - plus, I happen to know that Misschief gives extremely fantabulous hugs, could do with someone like that on tap.
Oh, just a thought, is Shrewsbury south of Birmingham? Hope not, can't afford to adopt 3!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
well no one has chosen me yet so I am sulking ..big time :cry:
i have decided not to addopt anyone!
an adoptee is for life as sarge says... and the thought of having to be on my best behaviour for life is way beyond me!
i will just stick with my fostering efforts.. where i take a southerner in for a while (typically a sat night) entertain them, feed them, and then send them home!
wbb
xxx
Having managed to parcel up the mrs along with the kids and lurchers and palm them all off onto Mal, (boy is that gonna test his patience and wallet) I have yet to be adopted or even as WBB suggests fostered.
I am cheap to keep, never want feeding as I generally eat out, I work away from home all week so only come home at the weekends to cut grass and do other manly things with hammers and saws and stuff. I hang all my own clothes up, always keep my room tidy and turn down the stereo on the first request. Even when I do come home on a Friday night, I get up and go play golf all day Saturday so I would never be under your feet. I love going dancing and shopping (not groceries) in fact you would hardly know I was there.
If it tips the scales anywhere, I also have unlimited supplies of chocolate.
Yes WWB i do pay when out on the shopping trips. We will be wrestling over the chocolate though as I am addicted to the stuff.
As for Mal best of luck at your end, Just remember to send the kids back once you've done for their education and payed off the student loans that will happen once they grow up.
WBB honey now thats sorted I will just drop off into the travel agents on the way, we might as well start off with a well earned break somewhere sunny.
LOL 
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