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A Southerner is for life........................

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Calista
Sex God
After very careful consideration .. we'd like to adopt GenhertsCpl ... one each but we'll share :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
C x
MikeNorth
Sex God
Quote by sexyjess23
O dear - nobody wants to adopt me :cry:
I'm so southern being in kent and its very lonely down here <sob sob>

Ahem, sexy jess, you haven't noticed my post on the previous page? :cry:
Mike.
sexyjess23
Sexlightened
mikenorth!!!!!!! woo hoo!!!!
I officially accept ur kind and generous offer wink
wow i have my very own northerner!! xxxxxxxx
DoctorP
Warming the Bed
I'm an Easterner stranded up North, is there any hope ;-)
Calista
Sex God
Quote by doctorg
I'm an Easterner stranded up North, is there any hope ;-)

FFS!!!!!!!!
Nottingham is in the Midlands!!!!!
Between Northerners thinking south is the anything below the Tees, and the southerners thinking anything above watford :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
We're Midlanders and proud :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
(complete pisstake btw)
MikeNorth
Sex God
Quote by sexyjess23
mikenorth!!!!!!! woo hoo!!!!
I officially accept ur kind and generous offer wink
wow i have my very own northerner!! xxxxxxxx

I'm originally from Kent, born and raised, a man of Kent in exile up here, so when you come up here, I can be your interpreter lol
gummy
Sexpert
dunno Oh dear, nobody wants me. :cry:
Looks like I'm left on the shelf. :violin:
What am I going to have to do to get adopted? :giveup:
DoctorP
Warming the Bed
Quote by Calista
I'm an Easterner stranded up North, is there any hope ;-)

FFS!!!!!!!!
Nottingham is in the Midlands!!!!!
ok ok wink it feels Northern cos it's freezing and no-one seems to own a coat :!:
Calista
Sex God
Quote by doctorg
ok ok wink it feels Northern cos it's freezing and no-one seems to own a coat :!:

LMAO ... then you are definitely in the wrong county ... hop the border ... Derbyshire home of the daying "ne'er cast a clout 'til May is out'
C x
DoctorP
Warming the Bed
Quote by Calista

ok ok wink it feels Northern cos it's freezing and no-one seems to own a coat :!:

LMAO ... then you are definitely in the wrong county ... hop the border ... Derbyshire home of the daying "ne'er cast a clout 'til May is out'
C x
sure that's sound avice, if I knew what it mean't LOL all these people casting clouts all over the shop, terrible. didn't think you let us Nottm lot into Derbys biggrin
Calista
Sex God
Quote by doctorg

ok ok wink it feels Northern cos it's freezing and no-one seems to own a coat :!:

LMAO ... then you are definitely in the wrong county ... hop the border ... Derbyshire home of the daying "ne'er cast a clout 'til May is out'
C x
sure that's sound avice, if I knew what it mean't LOL all these people casting clouts all over the shop, terrible. didn't think you let us Nottm lot into Derbys biggrin
Nah ... that's if you support Forest and want to come down the A52 past Pride Park .... we sacrifice you in the goal mouth then ........
Ne'er cast a clout .... don't lose your clothing .... until May is out (that's when summer teases us).
C x
DoctorP
Warming the Bed
Quote by Calista

LMAO ... then you are definitely in the wrong county ... hop the border ... Derbyshire home of the daying "ne'er cast a clout 'til May is out'
C x

sure that's sound avice, if I knew what it mean't LOL all these people casting clouts all over the shop, terrible. didn't think you let us Nottm lot into Derbys biggrin
Nah ... that's if you support Forest and want to come down the A52 past Pride Park .... we sacrifice you in the goal mouth then ........
Ne'er cast a clout .... don't lose your clothing .... until May is out (that's when summer teases us).
ah, well i should hop the county border then, all these cornbeef legs here ;-)
Support forest, pah, never!
Vix
Sex God
We wanna adopt a Northerner, each..
We might make them sell their houses and move down here. It could be the start of a mass exodus.
Vix
Sex God
Quote by davej
ahem innocent

Wha?
davej
Sex God
Quote by Vix
ahem innocent

Wha?
just stickin me hand up for adoption ooop north Vix.............I think Busty volunteered some time ago, but then quickly moved house when I took her up on it.
Vix
Sex God
Quote by davej
ahem innocent

Wha?
just stickin me hand up for adoption ooop north Vix.............I think Busty volunteered some time ago, but then quickly moved house when I took her up on it.
Bitch! You get her for that? Need me to? lol
davej
Sex God
Quote by Vix

Bitch! You get her for that? Need me to? lol

If you've got some nice springy twigs and see her before I do then please smackbottom be my guest.
Cassiopeia
Sex God
Quote by Calista
After very careful consideration .. we'd like to adopt GenhertsCpl ... one each but we'll share :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
C x

OOoooo i missed this last night!! lol :lol: :lol: Somebody wants us!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: And its Calista and Morbius, how lucky are we!! :twisted: