A trip to Accident & Emergency

27 May 2005

Hi all,
Ok i'm feely a bit sorry for myself and a little embarresed this morning, I spent most of the night in A&E the local hospital. I had a run in with a pie tin lid that won the arguement with me having numerous stitches to my hand.
However it was the bloke in the next cubicle I felt sorry for! I got some stick of the nurses but this poor bloke!!!! Turns out that he and his girlfriend were enjoying themselves a bit too much she got a bit carried away that she bit him so hard took chunk out of him.
Anyone else got any funny tales about encounters!
G
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27 May 2005

Quote by Truncheon
I had a run in with a pie tin lid that won the arguement

Oh Truncheon :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
Doing well here cool

Still managing confused

Just

Can't hold out much longer :lol: :? :lol: :? :lol: :?
Sorry Truncheon

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

27 May 2005

Funniest story from our A&E was a guy with a vibrator stuck up his arse and the bloody thing was still buzzing lol

27 May 2005

trunchon sorry about the hand
get well soon

27 May 2005

Mr CC's sister works as a nurse in a large hospital in the West Mids and many years ago when she was doing her A&E rotations she was told by one of her colleagues to go and look at a man in one of the cubicles. She had to run back out stifling her laughs as she'd been greeted by the sight of a naked man and a 4ft scaffolding pole. I'll leave it to your imagination how it was attached to him! :shock:
The question was whether he was a builder or a diy enthusiast??
rotflmao

27 May 2005

Quote by curious_catz
Mr CC's sister works as a nurse in a large hospital in the West Mids and many years ago when she was doing her A&E rotations she was told by one of her colleagues to go and look at a man in one of the cubicles. She had to run back out stifling her laughs as she'd been greeted by the sight of a naked man and a 4ft scaffolding pole. I'll leave it to your imagination how it was attached to him! :shock:
The question was whether he was a builder or a diy enthusiast??

:shock: :shock: :eeek: :eeek: :crazy: :crazy: :gagged: Mind boggled - please press ctrl, alt and del, switch off and switch back on to re-boot.

27 May 2005

many moon ago b4 i met my hubbie i lived with a guy who was a nurse in the A&E, he used 2 come back with some right stories but my fave was the guy who went in with the digital clock of his gear stich stuck up his arse :shock:

27 May 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
many moon ago b4 i met my hubbie i lived with a guy who was a nurse in the A&E, he used 2 come back with some right stories but my fave was the guy who went in with the digital clock of his gear stich stuck up his arse :shock:

Ewww - thats what you call taking time to go thru the gears! :!: Or perhaps its just a variation of the old phrase "have you got the time on you cock?" lol

Somehow this thread always had the potential fordisappearing down the obvious track...
Al

27 May 2005

While I was out in Ghana I got really good mates with one of the medics he told me that it was not unusual for people to come to A+E with bottles stuck up the harris he said the person he saw had 7 up lol lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

27 May 2005

Quote by blanco
While I was out in Ghana I got really good mates with one of the medics he told me that it was not unusual for people to come to A+E with bottles stuck up the harris he said the person he saw had 7 up lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Or perhaps it was just a 7-Up bottle ..................... unless he really had been Tango'd!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock:

27 May 2005

Used to work in a medical centre and one of our patients had a trip to A&E with a courgette stuck up his arse :shock: :shock: lol

Fee
XX

27 May 2005

Quote by blanco
While I was out in Ghana I got really good mates with one of the medics he told me that it was not unusual for people to come to A+E with bottles stuck up the harris he said the person he saw had 7 up lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Doesn't Snow White like that. 7 up? :lol:
The last time i was in hospital A&E my mate who took me ended up having a three some with the nurse who was looking after me and her best friend visiting. I'd of said well done to the lad but he left me there in the middle of Manchester with no way of getting home. At least he enjoyed himself though. smile

27 May 2005

Quote by Truncheon
Hi all,
Ok i'm feely a bit sorry for myself and a little embarresed this morning, I spent most of the night in A&E the local hospital. I had a run in with a pie tin lid that won the arguement with me having numerous stitches to my hand.

So it wasn't a Truncheon Meat tin then?? confused

:? :? :? lol

:lol:

27 May 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Hi all,
Ok i'm feely a bit sorry for myself and a little embarresed this morning, I spent most of the night in A&E the local hospital. I had a run in with a pie tin lid that won the arguement with me having numerous stitches to my hand.

So it wasn't a Truncheon Meat tin then?? confused

:? :? :? lol

:lol:
Sarge
ha ha ha ha !!!!!

27 May 2005

Heard a funny story about someone who worked for the local hospital and had a very embarrassing visit to A&E, it involved an aerosol can and his bottom!!!!! Don't know if he still works there, maybe he is a health hazard as if he lets "rip" the whole place might go up!!!
:twisted:
Bustylady40 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

28 May 2005

Read something somwhere recently about a guy and a Dyson :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
The mind really does doesn't it?

28 May 2005

well col (mr bailiff) cleaned his ears out the other day ha ha and the end of the cotton bud got stuck don his ear he nearly had to go to a&e but i managed to get the cotton out with some tweezers fuew!!!!! lol
louxxxx

28 May 2005

Had a weird call out the other day, to a girl who had passed out at a party.
We knew why!!!!!
Afterwards she was very embarrassed.
Still, must have been a good one , god bless her.
Bell

28 May 2005

Quote by bell412
We knew why!!!!!

I wish we did confused

:? :? :? :? :?
Are you going to share it with us, or did you have to be there??? dunno

29 May 2005

I ended up at the emergency dentist yesterday afternoon after spending the night in the arms of a beautiful, intelligent and funny woman who took me to heaven and back.
I got somewhat over enthusiastic during oral play pushed to hard and ended up tearing the little bit of muscle that connects your tongue to the base of your mouth; I needed two stitches in it!
It's bloody painful and the whole of the underside of my tongue is swollen!

29 May 2005

I know a nurse who used to work in A+E , and she swears blind that she was there when they were wheeled in...
A couple were both ambulanced into A+E.... the lass was unconcious with cuts to her head... and the fella had severe lacerations to his cock and was bleeding heavily..
It turns out that while he was getting a blow job, she had an epileptic fit and passed out, still with him in her mouth and she was biting hard on it...
Of course the fella , being in a bit of a situation, picked up the nearest thing he could and hit her in the head with an alarm clock... which apparently stopped her biting it off...

29 May 2005

Quote by postie
I know a nurse who used to work in A+E , and she swears blind that she was there when they were wheeled in...
A couple were both ambulanced into A+E.... the lass was unconcious with cuts to her head... and the fella had severe lacerations to his cock and was bleeding heavily..
It turns out that while he was getting a blow job, she had an epileptic fit and passed out, still with him in her mouth and she was biting hard on it...
Of course the fella , being in a bit of a situation, picked up the nearest thing he could and hit her in the head with an alarm clock... which apparently stopped her biting it off...

I bet he was ALARMED by the entire situation.. shame he didn't put a TIMER on it ....... he could have brained her before the fit then shagged her..hehehe