A variation of &quot;Cock size&quot;

10 Aug 2005

I'm trying to find a balance between, discretion, sharing something with you; and asking a failry genuine question, so please; bear with me if I ramble. (For a change :shock: rolleyes

)
I'm a huge, massive fan of clitorisess (clitorii/clitorisum - Bev - help lol )
I truly do believe they are the key to so many things.
The bigger, longer, larger, pinker, more responsive; the better.
You know the kind of thing - they stand up on their own. Yearning and aching to be sucked, licked and caressed. Maybe circled with the end of my c. . . . . . STOP IT ! !
Anyway. For a good while, I've often thought of them as a sort of mini female penis.
Don't bother with the technical/medical guff. I don't need to know howthey work - I'm just glad they do.
Just as a girl's mouth lips become soft, plump (?) and full of blood in unison with "down there" - a certain amout of blood must be diverted to swell the little (or not so) button
So . . . .
I had lunch recently with a young lady with just such a 'feature' and the topic came up in conversation. As it does redface

I mentioned elsewhere this morning, in another thread; about me "wandering off" in my mind at certain times, if a conversation takes a particular turn.
Well - blow me (please :cool: ) if this girl didn't start "wandering off" in exaclty the same manner (it's quite easy to spot if you're aware of the concept)
So . . . . .
It got me to thinking (dangerous - I know), so I asked; and she answered before I'd even finished the question :shock:
Now I'm asking you lot as an open question.
You know the old adage that God gave man a cock and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time ?
Does it apply to women ?????
db - not a studier of sex - just a fan of women passionkiss

10 Aug 2005

Youy know you keep asking me to help DB ? Will favours/help be returned? :twisted: Anyway, I don't know the answer to that one. May I suggest google? lol

To answer your question, yes I think it applies to women. I definitely don't want ANY kind of conversation or any need to use my brain when someone's busy with my bits. redface

10 Aug 2005

Quote by dambuster
You know the old adage that God gave man a cock and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time ?
Does it apply to women ?????

No... I'm not going to say it... nope... nothing at all about women and brains... oh no.. not me...far too obvious...
I'll leave it to some other poor schmuck to take a pasting...
bolt

10 Aug 2005

Quote by postie

You know the old adage that God gave man a cock and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time ?
Does it apply to women ?????

No... I'm not going to say it... nope... nothing at all about women and brains... oh no.. not me...far too obvious...
I'll leave it to some other poor schmuck to take a pasting...
bolt

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Bad Postie! You thought it!

10 Aug 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Youy know you keep asking me to help DB ? Will favours/help be returned? :twisted: Anyway, I don't know the answer to that one. May I suggest google?

But Bev, you know you're my favourite thesaurus and dictionary wink

Quote by freckledbird
To answer your question, yes I think it applies to women. I definitely don't want ANY kind of conversation or any need to use my brain when someone's busy with my bits.

Ah - but the point about "wandering off" is that it has to happen without any "bits" touching - just words, demeanour and maybe a certain look in the eye.

10 Aug 2005

Still think it applies, yes redface

10 Aug 2005

i will take the pasting and i dont care!!!!!
dammy i agree wtht women cant run both at the same time ;)
lol women are like us in certain ways.....
omg.........
i can feel all the women are going to hat me......
it wasnt me that said this i thought it i was TOLD to type it i head the gremlins
MikeC

10 Aug 2005

Quote by MikeC
i will take the pasting and i dont care!!!!!
dammy i agree wtht women cant run both at the same time ;)
lol women are like us in certain ways.....
omg.........
i can feel all the women are going to hat me......
it wasnt me that said this i thought it i was TOLD to type it i head the gremlins
MikeC

Beware the voices, MikeC wink

10 Aug 2005

Quote by MikeC
i will take the pasting and i dont care!!!!!
dammy i agree wtht women cant run both at the same time ;)
lol women are like us in certain ways.....
omg.........
i can feel all the women are going to hat me......
it wasnt me that said this i thought it i was TOLD to type it i head the gremlins
MikeC

Dont really care about that :laughabove:
When I am really in the mood I can do alot of things at the same time :rude:

10 Aug 2005

Quote by dambuster
You know the old adage that God gave man a cock and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time ?
Does it apply to women ?????

No, I can run both at once :twisted:

10 Aug 2005

Quote by dambuster
The bigger, longer, larger, pinker, more responsive; the better.

You just want a woman who can roger you without a strap-on, don't you? biggrin

10 Aug 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
The bigger, longer, larger, pinker, more responsive; the better.

You just want a woman who can roger you without a strap-on, don't you? biggrin

Good one

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

10 Aug 2005

Quote by MikeC
i will take the pasting and i dont care!!!!!
dammy i agree wtht women cant run both at the same time ;)
lol women are like us in certain ways.....
omg.........
i can feel all the women are going to hat me......
it wasnt me that said this i thought it i was TOLD to type it i head the gremlins
MikeC

Mike don't worry yourself hun.
I for one am not going to hate you - I think you're spot on!
I have to agree that as proud as I am at being able to multitask with most things, once I start to "wonder off" (and a wholeheartedly admit I do regularly)..
Every sensible, rational & logical thought goes out the window and I'm at the mercy of my own hormones

10 Aug 2005

Quote by clair
Every sensible, rational & logical thought goes out the window and I'm at the mercy of my own hormones

And what a gorgeous pair of hormones they are as well :twisted: :twisted:

10 Aug 2005

Quote by postie

You know the old adage that God gave man a cock and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time ?
Does it apply to women ?????

No... I'm not going to say it... nope... nothing at all about women and brains... oh no.. not me...far too obvious...
I'll leave it to some other poor schmuck to take a pasting...
bolt

you chicken biggrin

10 Aug 2005

Dammie my friend, if you weren't one of the trucking fraternity I'd be inclined to think you were a bit of a perv! :shock: :shock: :shock:
As it is, and all things considered, I have no doubts at all lol

:P :twisted: innocent

:whistling:
ES
PS When are you going back to work?
dunno

:rascal: :rascal: bolt

10 Aug 2005

I think we're all old enough now to know that the clitoris is actually a myth, and old wife's tale put about by old wives, and it doesn't really exist. :twisted:

10 Aug 2005

Hi
I think that when a woman reaches a certain point(speaking of myself)
that all sense goes out the window.
the desire for sex chucks everything else away and I just want it.
the only thing that can deflect it is pain of a too painfull nature some
pain is ok but not to much, or being disturbed.
lisamarie

10 Aug 2005

Quote by LisaMarie
Hi
I think that when a woman reaches a certain point(speaking of myself)
that all sense goes out the window.
the desire for sex chucks everything else away and I just want it.
the only thing that can deflect it is pain of a too painfull nature some
pain is ok but not to much, or being disturbed.
lisamarie

er, you anywhere near the midlands :rascal:

11 Aug 2005

Deffo happens to women, too. Well, it seems to with me and the women here, but I think we are different! lol

11 Aug 2005

the problem is when youre both at that point you tend to switch off the grey matter........
then you lose balance ....fall off the desk in the office.............taking the monitor and keyboard with you...........
and end up with a huge bii :cry:
or was that just me redface

11 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hi
I think that when a woman reaches a certain point(speaking of myself)
that all sense goes out the window.
the desire for sex chucks everything else away and I just want it.
the only thing that can deflect it is pain of a too painfull nature some
pain is ok but not to much, or being disturbed.
lisamarie

er, you anywhere near the midlands :rascal:
My thoughts entirely there meat2pleaseu

11 Aug 2005

Quote by LisaMarie
Hi
I think that when a woman reaches a certain point(speaking of myself)
that all sense goes out the window.
the desire for sex chucks everything else away and I just want it.
the only thing that can deflect it is pain of a too painfull nature some
pain is ok but not to much, or being disturbed.
lisamarie

100% agree
Goodtimez

11 Aug 2005

thanks girls,
I really do belong here then.
Its nice to know I'm not the only one.
I was being really honest then,
lisamarie

11 Aug 2005

Quote by LisaMarie
thanks girls,
I really do belong here then.
Its nice to know I'm not the only one.
I was being really honest then,
lisamarie

grab yer coat lisa, you've pulled
hell, pack a suitcase cos you may be a while :rascal:

20 Dec 2009

Did this ever get answered?
wink

Quote by dambuster
I'm trying to find a balance between, discretion, sharing something with you; and asking a failry genuine question, so please; bear with me if I ramble. (For a change :shock: )
I'm a huge, massive fan of clitorisess (clitorii/clitorisum - Bev - help lol )
I truly do believe they are the key to so many things.
The bigger, longer, larger, pinker, more responsive; the better.
You know the kind of thing - they stand up on their own. Yearning and aching to be sucked, licked and caressed. Maybe circled with the end of my c. . . . . . STOP IT ! !
Anyway. For a good while, I've often thought of them as a sort of mini female penis.
Don't bother with the technical/medical guff. I don't need to know how they work - I'm just glad they do.
Just as a girl's mouth lips become soft, plump (?) and full of blood in unison with "down there" - a certain amout of blood must be diverted to swell the little (or not so) button
So . . . .
I had lunch recently with a young lady with just such a 'feature' and the topic came up in conversation. As it does
I mentioned elsewhere this morning, in another thread; about me "wandering off" in my mind at certain times, if a conversation takes a particular turn.
Well - blow me (please :cool: ) if this girl didn't start "wandering off" in exaclty the same manner (it's quite easy to spot if you're aware of the concept)
So . . . . .
It got me to thinking (dangerous - I know), so I asked; and she answered before I'd even finished the question :shock:
Now I'm asking you lot as an open question.
You know the old adage that God gave man a cock and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time ?
Does it apply to women ?????
db - not a studier of sex - just a fan of women

21 Dec 2009

in answer to the question.
I DO often only think with my 'cock' It gets me into lots of trouble.
Worlass is exactly the same. I know that when we attend 'swinging' events be they social or Munchy type things. One of us has to remain sober (generally me) as we both get quite carried away and will shag pretty much anything.. or eye anything up. Then what happens is that the other buys into the moment and before you know we are in a threesome/foursome type discussion with people who we wouldn't normally consider.
Our cock's have got us into trouble before....... but we are minimising the damage now.
I was in a chatroom yesterday with a very horny 'partner in crime' yesterday and we were discussing people and situations and then he asked me my 'honest' opinion about someone and I had to tell him that at that moment it wasn't possible to be honest as I was thinking with my cock as I was sooooooo horny from all that we had been discussing.
So yup- I do think with my cock.... I hope that I can be honest about that when I do it. As I am sure that when I have done it in the past then I get all guilty when I can't even look at the person the next time I see them.
wink