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AAAAAaaarrrgghh PARENTS!!

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What is it they say, you can choose your friends but you can't choose your family?
I think I was given official "black sheep" status 20 years ago, and no matter how well I'm doing or how immaculate my house is, 20 years on I'm somehow still the teenager that is poor with money and who's bedroom is still a mess! mad
And breeeeaaathe..... banghead
My parents leave me to get on with things...im lucky i think...
But i could never live at home ever again...well not with a child in tow anyway...
Ahhhhhhhhh Bari - here borrow my paper bag, now breath deeply .......... there :therethere:
What you done now? rolleyes
Me and my cousin are in practically in competition with each other as to who can be the black sheepest (!?) (nowt dodgy, we're just pretty close and tell each other everything)
I was catching up with her good and proper with the discovery of this site, but made the mistake of telling her and she and her partner are now around here somewhere too :roll:
Hi Cuz if you're in the forums wave
she seems to have locked herself in the photo ads room tho :roll:
My mother is my lodger.... night mare......
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My mother is my lodger.... night mare......

Oh My God Mel!!!
Aty least mine go home.....!! :shock:
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Ahhhhhhhhh Bari - here borrow my paper bag, now breath deeply .......... there :therethere:
What you done now? rolleyes
Me and my cousin are in practically in competition with each other as to who can be the black sheepest (!?) (nowt dodgy, we're just pretty close and tell each other everything)
I was catching up with her good and proper with the discovery of this site, but made the mistake of telling her and she and her partner are now around here somewhere too :roll:
Hi Cuz if you're in the forums wave
she seems to have locked herself in the photo ads room tho :roll:

I don't have to do anything, in fact I can do everything right and it'll all be carefully overlooked whilst the radar picks up anything that can be picked apart...
Ho hum. :confused:
But in a way thats what keeps us on our toes...bloody mothers noticed the strangest of things too!!!....my mother in law notices everything....
But thats the way they r and i wouldn't have it any other way...as long as they go home....and leave me alone.... lol
My mother is THE Mrs Boquet (Mrs Bucket) lol. I was the black sheep too (boy did i live up to that name...i was a nightmare, and really messy too) Now my moher comes round and my house is tidier than hers hehehe i go round hers and tell her off biggrin
The saying is true... Revenge is sweet to those who wait...boy was i patient !!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Feck...i spelt it wrong lol Bouquet LOL my spelling is getting worse...not better. confused
Oh My God Mel!!!
Aty least mine go home.....!! :shock:

Its not so bad... I lock her in her bedroom most of the time, only feeding her and giving her drinks now and then !!! lol
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Oh My God Mel!!!
Aty least mine go home.....!! :shock:

Its not so bad... I lock her in her bedroom most of the time, only feeding her and giving her drinks now and then !!! lol
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
well my mother is more pervy then me!........she is 78!........and we look at dirty mags togather!.......she is great!
but my so called mother in law!...{as i am not married to my patner but lived with him for 18yrs}....is well !.....errrrrrrrrrrrr sooooooooooooooooooo diffrent}..........................when i was size 22!.......{now i am size 12.}...........................she used to pass the cakes round!.....but never offerd me one!..never said any thing! mad
thanks for reminding me, my mother's coming to visit for 10 days in a week or so. Just what I want the week before I take the kids on a camping holiday!
Do what Mars does. He told his mum not to `Start getting lippy` yesterday, she was being really difficult.
And she shut up! surprised
I love that man! :love:
Venusxxx
GGGrrrrrrrrrr i would have gladly thrown my EX mother in law to the a prudish old boot she is.
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I bet a psychotherapist would have a field day with this post and would be able to tell the world why I am what I am huh.
Im about to set off to a Tranny convention in Harrogate until Sunday so I am in a fantastic mood.
Byeeeeeeee wave
Judy TV

Judy, did youhave an elderly aunt............... wink lol
Venusxxx
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On another note I have just this very minute discovered that the voice of Bart Simpson is a girl, she has just been on Breakfast Television on BBC. She has been doing the voice and she is so funny, I know, I know,...I am easily pleased but I love the Simpsons :P Does that make Bart a Tranny? wink
Judy TV

In the new series, Judy, someone in Springfield will 'come out'!!! Keep watching!!
As for this thread, it would be nice to have a mum around to say good or bad things about. sad
Mal
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As for this thread, it would be nice to have a mum around to say good or bad things about. sad
Mal

Aw mal - you can share mine if you want......... :therethere:
Ill send her over every other weekend if you want !!!!
(Only joking - Mum)
kiss Thanks Mel. biggrin
Honest Mal
wink

My mum is really odd, she knows I swing and accepts it completely but she has a real problem with my sister who swings. How odd is that???????
rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Try everything at least twice and then a third time just to be sure