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Absent Mindedness
I've done a similar thing, except this time it was with a filter machine. I emptied the filter, put water in the tank, put the jug under the filter holder and switched it on. Came back when it had run through to see a pot of hot water as I'd forgotten to put fresh coffee in the filter...
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This thread should be re-named....."blondeslave's Life story".... so here's just a few of them....
1. Spent 2 hours cleaning the cooker before I realised I was trying to clean it with Comfort fabric conditioner
2. Once cleaned my teeth with hair gel
3. Accused everyone in the house of moving my mobile phone............ till I rang it and discovered it in my coat pocket
4. Took my new diesel car back to the garage to complain that it was jogging........... and was told it was jogging coz I had filled it with petrol not diesel
5. My ex-husband used to play semipro cricket....... he was going on a tour in India and had been issued with new club whites.... he asked me to wash them b4 he went........ I washed them, but somehow a red hand towel got in the wash... they came out of the washer a very pretty shade of pink............ I didnt know how to tell him ............. so I ironed them and packed them and hoped he wouldnt notice.......... he flew off to india
2 days later a very Irate hubby rang to say he had played in them !!!!! no choice coz thats all I packed.........lol................ we are now divorced.
6. Was on holiday in France......... driving thru Paris and was cut up 4 times by these stupid people in a little fiat thingy............. everytime they cut me up they waved at me......... i was furious..... they pulled into a parking space ................ so I stopped got out of my car walked up to their car...................... knocked on the window and when the woman opened it I slapped her...............................Unfortunately.................. I slapped her b4 I realised that she was the passenger and not the driver.......... it was a french car so the driver was on the left of the car not the right....
the gas board out coz my shower didnt work............ they couldnt fix it coz its an electric shower...... but I thought they should have fixed it coz its a gas boiler......... so locked the engineer in the house and wouldnt let him out................ until the gas board rang me to explain why he couldnt fix it.....
8. My partner is a web designer and he installed my PC and spent a few hours fiddling with it one day. The following day he went home............ the next day I was on line in the SH chatroom............. I asked him what the liitle green TV thing was in the corner........... he replied....... its your permanent cam........ I can see you..... wave at me................. then everyone else in the room said hi Sam.... you look good this am..... or looks sunny up there..... etc etc....... I was so convinced that people could see me......... I logged out and stuck paper all over the screen so they couldnt see me...I did not go back on for 3 days.... until about 20 people had emailed me to asure me they couldnt see me.........
car ran out of water in the window wipers....... so being clever... thought I would fill it myself..... opened the front thingy.... (boot/bonet...whatever it is).... found the bottle with the merc sign on and filled it with water...... got in the car and started to drive home.......... about 40 miles up the road the car stopped going round corners like it had been doing...... so stopped and rang the RAC........... the man turned up and had hysterics when I told him where I had put the water....... apparently it was in the power steering fluid....... thats why it had a picture of a steering wheel on it........ not a merc sign at all.......
cook... but thought I would try and impress my ex-hubby.... so got the recipe for chilli con carne and started to cook...........it called for a garlic glove or bulb (cant remember)..... but I live in a village and couldnt get one...... so I bought a jar of garlic salt........... and added all of it to the mince................. it was disgusting................. but he ate it all........ yuk yuk yuk.
I have a million more things like this that I have done.......... If you dont believe me ask Wishmaster he will confirm that I am totally and utterly useless in day to day life.............
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:wave:Once I wanted to wipe some eccess gas from the burning thingy used to heat a fondue pot using a kitchen towel... but kinda forgot that the flame was still burning... towel+gas+flame = TRiNiTORCH :twisted:
oh, I tend to forget that I'm a shy person and ppl end up knowming more about me than I know myself :shock:
oh, I tend to forget that I'm a shy person and ppl end up knowming more about me than I know myself :shock:
Sex God
I am the original glorious disaster, so coming up with a number of responses is easy. The most recent is nipping out to the shops in my slobby clothes, stepping out into the pouring rain, thinking to myself 'I don't have my keys' and then, just SHUTTINGthe door behind me.
Mentally kicking myself, while standing in the rain and then just booting the door in.
Mentally kicking myself, while standing in the rain and then just booting the door in.
Forum Virgin
i often go downstairs to get something to eat, forget what im doing then wander round the house for 20 mins looking at things hoping to remind me what i went downstairs for 
i also often try to get the washing out of the fridge
i also often try to get the washing out of the fridge
I was always losing my keys - most creative place I've found them so far is in the fridge.
On a business trip, doing a lecture and my car was in someone's way, so I tossed him my keys to move it. Later, tired and driving home, I suddenly remembered P had my keys. Turned round and headed back. Almost there when I realised that if P had my keys I could not be driving my car.
WW
On a business trip, doing a lecture and my car was in someone's way, so I tossed him my keys to move it. Later, tired and driving home, I suddenly remembered P had my keys. Turned round and headed back. Almost there when I realised that if P had my keys I could not be driving my car.
WW
Orgasminator
I made chicken frid rice one night for tea, and i forgot to put the chicken in :doh: 
Quote by LeeC
I always manage to forget when I put the clock forwards and back and arrive either an hour early or an hour late for work twice a year..... :confused:
What was the thread again? ... what am I typing?
I have the PERFECT answer - I don't bother changing the clocks. Right now the clocks are correct but, come the end of March when the time changes again they will be wrong again. However, there are enough RDS clocks scattered around the place which change automatically that it doesn't really matter - except to visitors.
In answer to the thread question, I rang a colleague yesterday and had forgotten why by the time the phone got answered. Had to ring back when I had remembered. :cry: :cry:
Sex God
Not quite so funny as some in here, but i have a friend who drove up the A1 instead of the M1 
And yes hes Male so no blaming women drivers!! :giggle:
And yes hes Male so no blaming women drivers!! :giggle: 
Sex God
well actaully... i can tell you a story that happened on friday.....
this is true cause i dealtt with it....
:) :)
a woman went to edinburgh station with a friend and her a pram... god bless her she must of been stressed or something because she managed to get on the train and forget her child.. and only when she got past dunbar on the way to berwick did the penny drop... lol
so we had to hold a train at berwick for her to get straight back......
nice people we are but we were trying not to piss ourselves laughing at the time.....
sean xxxxxxxxx
this is true cause i dealtt with it....
:) :) a woman went to edinburgh station with a friend and her a pram... god bless her she must of been stressed or something because she managed to get on the train and forget her child.. and only when she got past dunbar on the way to berwick did the penny drop... lol
so we had to hold a train at berwick for her to get straight back......
nice people we are but we were trying not to piss ourselves laughing at the time.....
sean xxxxxxxxx
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Not quite so funny as some in here, but i have a friend who drove up the A1 instead of the M1
I had visitors once to my Birmingham office, coming up from Surrey. They arrived very late - having missed the M6 and continued as far as Nottingham before they realised something was amiss. The excuse was they were discussing the form of the Spurs, which I would have thought would be sufficient to keep anyone's mind on the road!
WW
Orgasminator
we,ve been in a similar position as that, we were getting on a train in Abergele to come home , and the train only had two carriages which were already quite full so we put the three kids on , the youngest was two, then the pram and myself, but my husband ( who is now my ex) tried to get on with the suitcases but in the meantime some other people had jumped on and there was no room left :? so totally pissed off we decided to grab everything off ...cases , pram, kids. as the train left we had a head count and discovered that we had left the 2yr old on :shock: luckily we told the station master and he rang through to Rhyl and we found him there waiting for us 
but in the meantime some other people had jumped on and there was no room left :? so totally pissed off we decided to grab everything off ...cases , pram, kids. as the train left we had a head count and discovered that we had left the 2yr old on :shock: luckily we told the station master and he rang through to Rhyl and we found him there waiting for us Quote by fabio grooverider
well actaully... i can tell you a story that happened on friday.....
this is true cause i dealtt with it....
a woman went to edinburgh station with a friend and her a pram... god bless her she must of been stressed or something because she managed to get on the train and forget her child.. and only when she got past dunbar on the way to berwick did the penny drop... lol
so we had to hold a train at berwick for her to get straight back......
nice people we are but we were trying not to piss ourselves laughing at the time.....
sean xxxxxxxxx
Hi babes,
I did something like that....... when my twin boys were about 5 or 6.............. we went to M&S for lunch one saturday................ they were still eating and I needed the loo............ so I told them to stay together and I would be right back................ I visited the ladies............ went and did a bit of shopping in Debenhams............ went to the car park........ drove home....... got in and it wasnt until my Hubby said where are the kids............ that I realised I had left them................. TRUE story
